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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11360323)

things people have learned about BossChief without asking (he just likes to tell us!!!!):

He has several well informed media sources. If you need news, PM Boss. He went to high school with Jay Glazer.

He has a massive penis, even though he doesn't consider himself a "large" guy. He'll send you pictures if you ask. He doesn't lie. He can prove this because he has large hands.

He could have developed Ricky Stanzi into the next Tom Brady.

He, along with a few of the other smart CP football posters, could run an NFL team better than 80% of NFL GM's. No, they don't have any experience, but they are really good at finding really awesome mocks online and cherry picking all of the hard work those pro mock drafters do and then pretending it is his work. This then infuriates him on draft day when his favorite players aren't selected. Also, if one actually works out, he parades around and says, "see, I told you he was good."

Boss is a great guy. I'm so happy the Coalition closed down so ChiefsPlanet could inherit such a well informed, endowed, amazing fella.

Its back up and running almost a year now.

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11360134)

boss, please PM me your erect penis pic asap

you said you'd do it, so don't be a liar

Wanna know how I know you're gay?

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Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 11360361)

Wanna know how I know you're gay?

so when you watch porn, you watch dickless porn?

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11360370)

so when you watch porn, you watch dickless porn?

If at all possible, since you asked.

are you serious? If there isn't dick in the porn I'm watching, color me dissatisfied

LMAO

Porn is penetration! I tend to agree. I don't want to just watch two girls swapping saliva on their south-mouths. That doesn't really do it for me. I need some jackhammer action.

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at least we can be honest about it

now I'll watch a girl strap it on and ram her counterpart from time to time, that's ok

but again, still a dick (albeit fake)

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11360460)

at least we can be honest about it

Just like I was honest about my 7 5/8" penis and 375 lb. bench.

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11360381)

If at all possible, since you asked.

Jenny McCarthys Playboy spread in the soapy bathtub

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Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 11360466)

Just like I was honest about my 7 5/8" penis and 375 lb. bench.

I have you covered on penis but not quite on bench. Only 325 for me, but I don't max. 325 is 3 X 10 for me

I got into a CP fight years ago with Dirk Digler who swore he ran a 4.3 40

...we had like 25 CP'ers who ran 4.5 40's or better in high school

This poll could have been set up for 6.16 inches or greater and the results would have been the same.

what about 6.96 inches or greater?