Do you think you can pull someone as "skanky" as Phobia's wife when you're his age (almost 40)?

It's far more likely most of us aren't so insecure we feel a need to win the approval of a random felcher like yourself. ;)

However, we recognize your desperate need for the approval of strangers, so please carry on. It's been very entertaining. Not quite as amusing as your post last year, but as your hairline has receded, apparently your posting ability has as well.

I would take that "skank" over your bar sluts any day of the week,

Sorry dude. Household rule, I don't post pics of my wife on the internet. She's asked me not to. I can tell you, however, that she's a great woman, a wonderful mother, a terrific role-model for our kids, and she has more patents than you have points in your IQ. Tell you what, you earn a PhD in BioMechanical Engineering, and you'll probably meet her at a conference. She'll be one of the honored speakers.

This guy is the single most insecure person I have ever come across, both online and in real life.

and eventually these "biker/thrill seeker" bar sluts will see thru him. Sad. he might wake up by age 30. if he's still alive

FYP :)

JFC.

You should have quit while you were "ahead" with the thread starter pics.

Have fun baggin' those 2's.


ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

When did you meet my wife?

I just figured that with brains like that, she'd probably be a looker too. :thumb:
:D

Married up did you Braincase, good for you.:thumb:

Now I wouldnt say she is to smart, she did marry Braincase. :p

I chose well. Yeah, she could've married better than me, but she's got no regrets. I'm not saying I didn't sow a few wild oats back in the day, but she and I got together when I was in the rihgt mind set to settle down.

Hey, now. I can be a charmin' sumbitch when I need to be. And I didn't even need to get a motorcycle.

LMAO I can't believe you actually think these girls are hot. If I decide to stoop down to your standards I may post some pics later.

The real question is...why does Squiggy care so much what such a bunch of old, miserable, desperate, no-ass gettin' fat lard boring-jealous-of-his-rockstar-cockmileage think? Working pretty damn hard to impress a bunch of people he doesn't care about.

I've still yet to see a picture of a bike or car...or a pic of a girl that prooves anything other than he can get his pic taken with the clown at the circus like every other kid.

There is nothing in those photos that implies carnal knowledge, or that these chics aren't his sisters. No proof that any of them are remotely interested in giving him Herpes.

Here's a sample of his awesome bike skillz and chic pickup tactics.

"hey bebe, got 5 Buckth I can borrow fer a 12 pack?"

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