Beer number one.

You're just now getting started? I'm about ready to pass out.

I've got four more hours in me.

I'll be lucky if I have four more minutes. I certainly hope you're not counting on me to entertain you.

I've learned not to have high expectations of being entertained on here.

That's a defeatist's attitude.

I'm learning ways of keeping myself entertained. Good thing I'm easily amused.

Is Bob going to come by for a visit?

I bought a new washer and dryer today. That was the largest purchse I've ever made and been able to pay for out right.

Sooooo............

:spock:

Soooooooooooo......how are we entertaining ourselves these days, mm?

:hmmm: :p :evil:





















Can I help in any way?

Lately, I've been watching movies. Tonight, I rented The Benchwarmers, Man of the Year, and The Holiday.

You are obviously a movie buff. I am too, to an extent. My cinematic taste is confined within rather narrow boundaries unfortunately. 300 is what I would consider to be an awesome film as well as Backhawk Down, Gladiator, Patton, and Debbie Does Da........er, I mean reruns of the Home Shopping Network Christmas Edition.

I tend to like comedy. I like most of Kevin Smith's stuff. THe Benchwarmers has Rob Schneider, David Spade, and Jon Heder. Man of the Year has Robin Williams. It's about a comedian who's well-known for telling it like it is. He runs for president and wins. Should be good. As a chick, I will love The Holiday. I've heard it's an excellent chick flick.

Being serious for a change, I like comedy as well as blood and guts. Robin Williams is teh ultimate. Natural comedians come around one in a generation and Robin Williams is the one for ours. I still remember him geting his start in Mork and Mindy. He is so talented that he can do Drama as well. If this were the 'Bitch Thread' I would complain about him having so much talent and I didn't even get a sniff of that (talent) action. And how unfair it is.

My computer's being funky. I'm gonna restart it.

I think my computer is ready for bed.

'Night all.

G'night kiddo.

Wow, the 10pm thread is kicking this threads ass.

Not really. The night crew is basically a History Channel episode at this point.

Yeah, and the History channel sucks.

What's wrong with the History channel? Modern Marvels is one of the best shows on TV.

Not true

Fuqtards. I only used the History Channel reference to illustrate that it is a thing of the past.

I love the Hitler Channel. Probably my most TiVo'd channel.

We can still try to revive this thread.

Oh no Tony Pena lines...

I'm going to bed now.

Goodnight, Arthur Carlson the pillowbiter.

He'll be playing for the Royals on opening day.

pussy

Eh, I don't have that channel anyway.

JUST WIN BABY!!!

A-ha! Now I see what goes on after I leave.

There's no question.

There's a couple of knuckleheads playing basketball in the dark at the playground across the street from me. I think I'm going to chase them out of there.

Get em Skip.

But will they understand?

Anyone still alive?

not here.

OH, so it won't be any different than any other night.

I died last night.

eggsactly

Heh. You died a long time ago, bud.

12 hours went by fast. I was looking forward to coming home.

Does no one like the Royals. I've asked several people to go, and gotten only one response. It's like I have the friggin' plague. Of course, I'm sure no one wants to have stories told on here. Even if it's an innocent good time with luv. They'll catch neverending shit for going out with me. Wusses.

I'm sorry. WHO are you?

I'm still trying to figure that out.

Hey. No deleting posts. Say what's on your mind.

I'm a huge fan, but I've already used up all my vacation for the year. I work weekends so that rules me out.

I made a bad joke and had second thoughts about it.

I'm meeting simplex for lunch that monday. Would you be able to join us?

Hon, all of your jokes are bad. :p

j/k

Possibly. It depends on whether I work or not.

I promise to behave myself.

I think he said noon worked for him.

That's a given, but I deleted it for a reason.

I forgot, you are reinventing.

I can only imagine. Hey! I like that song!

Gotta figure out who I am in the midst of all my people pleasing.

Why does no one say goodnight anymore? Man, has the atmosphere changed around here.

well i might not be waiting tables much longer. turns out i impressed someone enough they called a few people to get my number. its a job on the retail end of a pool building/service company. i don't think this really deserves its own thread, but i wanted to tell somebody. perfect for the 12:30 am thread.

I give up. 'Night all.

Hey, congrats!

Pussy

thanks, you have no idea how excited i am. i'm gonna have friday and saturday nights off, for the first time in 4 years. the only thing i'm waiting for is how much i'll be getting paid. i don't want to take a pay cut.

Hope it works out for ya. Congrats.

and now, i'm off to bed. g'nite planet

Hello?

It's Ello damnit!

ello guvna!

Damn Kellog's commercials.

yep

I'm about ready to beat the living shit out of my printer.

ooooh oooooh fight!!!!!!

If my printer was alive, I'd beat the shit out of it too. Pretty scary stuff.

No, it won't be much of a fight. Victory will be mine.

Like they say at office depot. "just shake it"

WTF??

I like that commercial.