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Stewie 09-29-2011 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 7953446)
Kansas people are adoreable.

Get back out there and practice some free throws kid *tussling Stewie's hair*

At least I can spell adorable. The debate today was, "What has MU ever won and why would the SEC want them?" Oh, stupid money from stupid people.

|Zach| 09-29-2011 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 7953451)
At least I can spell adorable. The debate today was, "What has MU ever won and why would the SEC want them?" Oh, stupid money from stupid people.

I am just trying to give you encouragement. You always come in here looking to be jilted. But I can't stop someone from being butthurt.

*squeezes your cute little cheeks*

How about I give you a participation ribbon for being in this thread. Would that turn your frown upside down?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/100/2...ebd59e0a_m.jpg

|Zach| 09-29-2011 04:54 PM

This is a thread about conference realignment. So if you have any that pertains to Kansas feel free to post it.

Fesco is usually dreaming some Jayhawk stuff up he may have something.

eazyb81 09-29-2011 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 7953465)
This is a thread about conference realignment. So if you have any that pertains to Kansas feel free to post it.

Fesco is usually dreaming some Jayhawk stuff up he may have something.

I think his latest is ku to ACC if Mizzou goes SEC.

|Zach| 09-29-2011 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by eazyb81 (Post 7953470)
I think his latest is ku to ACC if Mizzou goes SEC.

Uh oh. Georgia Tech running game.

mnchiefsguy 09-29-2011 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 7953436)
The tone is, "We're leaving!"

Well good for you. Does Alabama or Georgia or Florida care? Hell no! More money for my existing SEC team? Hell yeah. Who is this Missouri team you talk about? Do they play football?

MU people don't care about whether Alabama or Georgia, or Kansas for that matter think. MU people want MU to do what is best for MU for once. I love how if KU does something in the self-interest, they are doing what is best, but if MU does.....they are being smug.

Why should MU stay if the SEC is a better deal for them?

kstater 09-29-2011 04:58 PM

Any word on Mizzou's impending Big 10 invitation?

eazyb81 09-29-2011 04:58 PM

Heh, this was funny.

http://infiniteturbo.com/2011/09/28/...uld-head-east/

Now that Texas A&M has left the Big XII, the SEC is looking for it’s next expansion candidate. Would Mizzou be a good fit?


Of course. Huge TV market, good overall AD, great fan base, etc. The only real knock on Missouri has been it’s public affinity for the Big Ten.


Why Mizzou should want to join the SEC rather than continue shamelessly flirting with the Big Ten hoping for an invite:


1. The SEC is a better league. Seems like this should be obvious, but it needs to be said. The Big Ten is certainly a good conference, but they also consistently get their ass kicked when they face the SEC in bowl games. If you have an opportunity to be a part of the best conference in the country, you take it.


2. Academics don’t actually matter in an athletic conference. Missouri, only Texas really uses this excuse, and it is because they are afraid of the competition of the SEC. Don’t give me that AAU shit. Nobody actually cares about fucking research while they watch an 11 AM football game. A&M is an AAU member, too. So is Florida, so is Vanderbilt. You don’t automatically get dumber by hanging out with Texas Tech, do you? It isn’t contagious.


3. The Big Ten kinda fucked you over last time. They really did. Made you look really bad. This would be like being cheated on and then dating the way hotter friend. It’s actually kind of shocking that they convinced you that they were attractive in the first place.


4. The Big Ten loves morning games. Wanna wake up at 8 AM, choke down some bloody marys and watch about 16 pass attempts in 40 degree weather? I sure as shit don’t.


5. I had to google your rivalries. Time for some new ones. Don’t get all worked up at me, I’m on your team here. But, seriously.


6. The Big XII sucks. C’mon. Don’t flip-flop. It sucks. You thought it sucked last year, you know it sucks now.

Stewie 09-29-2011 05:00 PM

We'll see how this all turns out in about a week. MU being Oklahoma's bitch for a couple of weeks will tell the tale.

|Zach| 09-29-2011 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 7953480)
We'll see how this all turns out in about a week. MU being Oklahoma's bitch for a couple of weeks will tell the tale.

Oklahoma looked really strong last week...

Oklahoma: All of the Big 12 has agreed to give its media rights to the conference.

Missouri: lol wut?

mnchiefsguy 09-29-2011 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 7953480)
We'll see how this all turns out in about a week. MU being Oklahoma's bitch for a couple of weeks will tell the tale.

MU may stay, they may go, who knows? If the best deal is to stay in the Big XII, then by all means, Mizzou should stay. If the SEC is a better situation, then Mizzou should go. The Big XII appears to be making a push to keep Mizzou, so we will see how it turns out.

And how is Mizzou OU's bitch? Seems the folks in Norman are UT's bitch, considering the Pac quickly did not want them without the Longhorns.

|Zach| 09-29-2011 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by mnchiefsguy (Post 7953487)
MU may stay, they may go, who knows? If the best deal is to stay in the Big XII, then by all means, Mizzou should stay. If the SEC is a better situation, then Mizzou should go. The Big XII appears to be making a push to keep Mizzou, so we will see how it turns out.

And how is Mizzou OU's bitch? Seems the folks in Norman are UT's bitch, considering the Pac quickly did not want them without the Longhorns.

Let Stewie do his thing. You can't stop someone who is going out of their way to be offended.

|Zach| 09-29-2011 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by mnchiefsguy (Post 7953487)
MU may stay, they may go, who knows?

Exactly...who knows how it shakes out. But we will take our sweet time and figure out the fine print.

Why? Because **** you that is why.

Pitt Gorilla 09-29-2011 08:20 PM

Let's be perfectly honest; MU could still screw this up. The BOC, Deaton, etc. all still have the opportunity to screw this up. It's getting more and more difficult, but they could still do it.

mnchiefsguy 09-29-2011 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 7953837)
Let's be perfectly honest; MU could still screw this up. The BOC, Deaton, etc. all still have the opportunity to screw this up. It's getting more and more difficult, but they could still do it.

True, but each passing moment that we don't hear "We are a faithful member of the Big XII conference" or some such drivel is a moment closer we are to leaving.


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