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bluehawkdoc 01-08-2009 11:29 PM

I hope Piolo's first big move is to resign Samie "You know what I'm sayin'" Parker. That dude can catch footballs.

Mr. Kotter 01-08-2009 11:29 PM

From MY own sources, deep inside the bowels of Arrowhead....from a guy who's never been wrong when he's told me "stuff"....

Chief's are deep in negotiations with Marv Levy to be the new GM; and his first choice for HC is reported to be Frank Ganz. They are also trying to talk Jeff George, Neil Smith, Ed Podalack and Priest Holmes out of retirement.

L.A. Chieffan 01-08-2009 11:31 PM

As long as Piolie brings in TEbow wit the first pick Ill be happy.

unothadeal 01-08-2009 11:32 PM

Made this up myself, so take it with a grain of salt:

Quote:

Okay gang, as many of you know I still have friends at the highest level in the Chiefs organization and have this info to share with full confidence: Scott Pioli is the new GM. His announcement will come Thursday or Friday at the latest. Clark and Scott are working out the finer points of his contract tonight, but the deal is sealed. Also, Clark informed Herm Edwards and his coaching staff that they will be released. All assistants can reapply through Scott.

I only share this information because I'm no longer with the team and it's fun to share that a new day is dawning at Arrowhead. Scott Pioli will quickly move to clean out the front office and hire a new coach.

The only info I have on the new coach is it will not be Kirk Ferentz from the Iowa Hawkeyes. Kirk coaches his son at Iowa and does not want to leave until his son graduates.

Mike Shanahan has contacted Pioli, but I don't know any info beyond that.

Mr. Kotter 01-08-2009 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan (Post 5371777)
As long as Piolie brings in TEbow wit the first pick Ill be happy.

And lures Percy Snow out of retirement, while hiring John Robinson as HC, Jimmy Raye as OC and Greg Robinson as DC.

Print 'em, man. :thumb:

Sweet Daddy Hate 01-08-2009 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 5371748)
:cuss:

Not ****ing funny.

Jersey's burned, and welcome to the Lion Nation.

Hoover 01-08-2009 11:34 PM

I was watching the BCS Championship game and noticed that Tebow had something written in the black paint below his eyes. This is what it said:

Quote:

Okay gang, as many of you know I still have friends at the highest level in the Chiefs organization and have this info to share with full confidence: Scott Pioli is the new GM. His announcement will come Thursday or Friday at the latest. Clark and Scott are working out the finer points of his contract tonight, but the deal is sealed. Also, Clark informed Herm Edwards and his coaching staff that they will be released. All assistants can reapply through Scott.

I only share this information because I'm no longer with the team and it's fun to share that a new day is dawning at Arrowhead. Scott Pioli will quickly move to clean out the front office and hire a new coach.

The only info I have on the new coach is it will not be Kirk Ferentz from the Iowa Hawkeyes. Kirk coaches his son at Iowa and does not want to leave until his son graduates.

Mike Shanahan has contacted Pioli, but I don't know any info beyond that.

Mr. Arrowhead 01-08-2009 11:37 PM

I was beating my meat while i was lying in bed, and i notice a writing in my ceiling that said:

Quote:

Okay gang, as many of you know I still have friends at the highest level in the Chiefs organization and have this info to share with full confidence: Scott Pioli is the new GM. His announcement will come Thursday or Friday at the latest. Clark and Scott are working out the finer points of his contract tonight, but the deal is sealed. Also, Clark informed Herm Edwards and his coaching staff that they will be released. All assistants can reapply through Scott.

I only share this information because I'm no longer with the team and it's fun to share that a new day is dawning at Arrowhead. Scott Pioli will quickly move to clean out the front office and hire a new coach.

The only info I have on the new coach is it will not be Kirk Ferentz from the Iowa Hawkeyes. Kirk coaches his son at Iowa and does not want to leave until his son graduates.

Mike Shanahan has contacted Pioli, but I don't know any info beyond that.

L.A. Chieffan 01-08-2009 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoover (Post 5371793)
I was watching the BCS Championship game and noticed that Tebow had something written in the black paint below his eyes. This is what it said:

I thought it said, TEbow3:16 For he so loved the TEbowness he gave his only begotten TEbow for the World

Hoover 01-08-2009 11:39 PM

Best Thread Ever! I'm sure Glad that the powers that be wanted every post that mentioned Pioli to be merged here....

keg in kc 01-08-2009 11:39 PM

I heard he's going to change his name to "The Tebow" so he can market that on his official NFL merchandise.

Hoover 01-08-2009 11:39 PM

You might be right about that.

Mr. Kotter 01-08-2009 11:41 PM

Hey guys, a quick heads up....I was at the ESPNZone in Tampa. We were in the VIP room, and in walks John Clayton. He's had a couple, but we buy him a couple of shots....and just before he put a folded length-wise $10 spot in his teeth, he said (and I quote):

Quote:

Okay gang, as many of you know I still have friends at the highest level in the Chiefs organization and have this info to share with full confidence: Scott Pioli is the new GM. His announcement will come Thursday or Friday at the latest. Clark and Scott are working out the finer points of his contract tonight, but the deal is sealed. Also, Clark informed Herm Edwards and his coaching staff that they will be released. All assistants can reapply through Scott.

I only share this information because I'm no longer with the team and it's fun to share that a new day is dawning at Arrowhead. Scott Pioli will quickly move to clean out the front office and hire a new coach.

The only info I have on the new coach is it will not be Kirk Ferentz from the Iowa Hawkeyes. Kirk coaches his son at Iowa and does not want to leave until his son graduates.

Mike Shanahan has contacted Pioli, but I don't know any info beyond that.
Then John took off his shirt, laid on the stage on his back....and shimmied into position, as Yolanda "Jungle Bunny" Bodacious Ta-tas shimmied into position astride Mr. Clayton's face.....

It gets foggy after that....

:hmmm:

keg in kc 01-08-2009 11:42 PM

Jesus, Kotter, you have some ****ed up fantasies.

Lurch 01-08-2009 11:49 PM

Hey guys, I was eating Alphabet Soup for dinner tonight....dozed off and went to the crapper for a couple of minutes, when I came back to the table....I saw this in my bowl:

Quote:

Okay gang, as many of you know I still have friends at the highest level in the Chiefs organization and have this info to share with full confidence: Scott Pioli is the new GM. His announcement will come Thursday or Friday at the latest. Clark and Scott are working out the finer points of his contract tonight, but the deal is sealed. Also, Clark informed Herm Edwards and his coaching staff that they will be released. All assistants can reapply through Scott.

I only share this information because I'm no longer with the team and it's fun to share that a new day is dawning at Arrowhead. Scott Pioli will quickly move to clean out the front office and hire a new coach.

The only info I have on the new coach is it will not be Kirk Ferentz from the Iowa Hawkeyes. Kirk coaches his son at Iowa and does not want to leave until his son graduates.

Mike Shanahan has contacted Pioli, but I don't know any info beyond that.


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