you are alone with two men, I think Acie should be the one worried.

He gets home in an hour. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im watching a movie..

and checking in ever so gently

Mr. Ten Grand is being gentle with us

An Hour, I only need a few minutes......




JK:p


I mean, I do only need a few minutes, but I'm kidding about hitting on you, I like you and Ace Snates

what movie

you need to save the baby juice anyway.

somebody is paying attention, good girl



now I really need to go to bed, so goodnight for real, let me have it.

Goodnight, Pussy


And good luck tommorrow.

Did I just wish you good luck jacking off? Damn.........

http://www.kinoweb.de/film2001/JoeDirt/pix/jd7.jpg

"You're my sister!!!!"....


"You're my sister!!"

Lucas is on. I've always liked that movie.

Anyone still around?

I'll be here for at least another hour.

Damnit what did i tell you

What do you want?

He wasn't listening. Send him to his room.

Cool.

A $500 Bag of Californias Best Product.

congrats to crazycoffey, your thread is the shit

He left already.

Raisins?

Teacher, Trina Michaels, called TJ over to her classroom after class to discuss TJ’s behaviour. She hated the fact that TJ was always starring at those perfect breasts rather than paying attention. She then mentioned how much she didn’t like her boobs, but luckily TJ proved her otherwise. He couldn’t help but play and suck on those awesome tits. TJ made his moves and was able to...

yes

We all know how tough it is to be new in a big city. Penny was the new girl at her office, and she is unhappy because she doesn’t know anyone. She is even angry because she cannot seem to get laid, even though she has a very nice pair of tits. Luckily her boss, Vin, really care about his employees. Vin knows the importance of making his employees feel special which is why he does not hesitate to present an opportunity to help solve at least one of Pennys problems...

:hmmm: Are you taking up a different type of writing in the off-season?

Having trouble finding weed?

No but my lighter gave out.

Damn it!

Mr. Ten Grand here about to play a game of madden

2005 or 2006? and which team will you play?

oh yeah, BTW Hello Simply red and Mr Ten Grand?

I don't last long any night, ask Mrs. coffey.

I stopped by the mall on the way home from work, went to the battery place there to get a couple watches worked on. I noticed that a lot of old people like to walk around the mall, for exercise.

Maybe I'm getting older but I think I realized why, as I am getting older I worry about exercising in an empty house, think about the "what ifs" so that's probably why they walk there, so if a "what if" happens there are alot of people around and surely someone knows how to dial 911 or administer CPR.

Just one of my "thoughts of the day, by Jack Hanely"

where's the beef ...

I left it in a sample cup this morning.......

Where is every body tonite .. guess some really do have life besides the planet ...

I know, I think we should be offended

You'd of thought they"d asked for the nite off first ....

maybe they did, I'm not in management at this place, I'm with the talent.

BBL got to talk to daughter, shes at college hasn't called for a few days ...

KC 49
DAL 26

what are you playing on rookie?

no played my friend who is a dallas fan


on all pro
on 07

I was just messing.

i have arrived with raspberri vodka and cola, so this could be interesting.

I am on cheap vodka again.

had the dirty martini and now a screwdriver.

I don't have much to say tonight. I'll let you know if I think of something.
It may depend on the level of my drunkenness and its effect on me.
This could be funny.

I'm prepared to talk to myself tonight in this thread if that's what it takes.

Dirty meaning with the Olive Juice??

yuk

sandcastles exploding in reverse - truly awesome.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1741876/

They call Massachusetts the Mass(hole) state ROFL

The Star Wars clip from Robot Chicken ROFL

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<p align="center">We have one f**ked up culture.</p>
So first I get a letter in the mail from a law office who's trying to garnish the wages of a guy I've never employed. Now, you'd think the f**king govt would have a record of the fact the a**hole has never gotten a W2 or 1099 from me, but no matter, some creditor has $450 they need to collect. I would also like to point out that the f**king thing came in the mail, as in US Postal Service.

I don't know if anyone knows anything about garnishments, but much like pregnancy I only have X number of days to file the paperwork and tell people I don't pay him and never have paid him or *I* get to owe the money. So, had the USPS lost this letter like they do so many other letters that are sent to me, I'd wind up paying this. Best case scenario I wind up spending two hours filling out paperwork, making copies, and mailing them to half a dozen people all because someone else can't tell two companies apart.

Then tonight my wife gets a video of some nasty hoor blowing a horse on her phone, followed by a voicemail that's obviously a recording talking about "We were chatting online and I got cut off..." blah, blah. T-Mobile was cool about removing the charges, but who the hell thinks that's a good marketing ploy? These asshats need to be put in jail before they turn mobile phones into a complete POS scam just like the fax machine became.

End of rant.

cool

Holy crap, Budget lost record of the info I gave them when I turned in a rental. I was rear ended (shut up) and collected the other driver's info. they lost it, and send me notice that I have to pay 3700 to fix the car.


What the F happened to customer service.


I think you're right, the culture is F - ed up big time, the phone thing kills me even more than the other thing. Seems you should be able to prove that one somehow, but the phone? Who the F can do that anyway?

On the plus side I got a really nice Columbia coat for $50 tonight.

Howdy Planet.

I'm tired of winter.

sounds cool, my plus side was that not only did I wack tonight, when I opened the package the doctor gave me, it said I could do it at home, so while it still had to be dry (which is not fun) I could look at pics from the chiefsplanet pic room. The video of the kissing girls helped alot.

I almost started a thread to document my experience, but it was the morning crowd and probably wouldn't appreciate it much.

SUP

Not much, I just really want to shoot my computer right now.

who are you and what did you do to Al?

The morning guys are teh sux.

OMGTMI

It's an animate object and doesn't feel pain, it's like the UNAW in that way.

It's bound to warm up now. I have a coat that fits, so no way it will snow again this year.

yes they do, and tehy are rael mean too.

Al lost his burst. Or I used up all my Bundy pics and I haven't had a chance to dig up any more.

I thought I could share anything with you and not be judged.

I just got off work and wanted to go get drinks, but my bank account is overdrawn. I did pick up my paycheck, but I can't deposit it until tommorow.

Heh, I suppose I should take my snowblower in and get it repaired. That'll put an end to the snow for sure.

the murphy's law approach

I haven't had to spend money on a coat in 25+ years.

I wasn't judging you, that was just a little more than I needed to know. Nevertheless you should've started the thread.

Thanks for sharing that secret ya jerk.

:)

Murphy had it wrong.

Murphy's Law says that anyhthing that can go wrong, will.

It should be, even if nothing can go wrong, it will anyway.

They have these things called ATMs. You should try one.

The Dickwad thread?