Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 11216547)

No pot smoking indian?

Pfffft...

Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 11216580)

Ask SNaRc. He'll tell you.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 11216554)

However, if I may be butthurt about just one item...

I never received the address that I should send your CD to. You said you were busy moving to a new place at the time and that you would just send me the new one when you got settled in.

I'd be delighted to send one out as a late Christmas gift, though

Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 11216580)

Ask SNaRf. He'll tell you.

Originally Posted by Der Flöprer (Post 11216539)

#4 SNR

SNR is everything wrong with internet culture. Don't believe me, just look at this board. Here on this manly football board where alpha dog mentality reigns supreme perhaps more than on any other board besides the musclehead alphapillowbiters board, our top 5 consists of a 400lb fat ass, a guy who uses dog shit as retaliation against females, and 3 Star Trek geeks. Wow. And if Rainman isn't a Star Trek geek, well who gives a shit? He owns a company that does surveys for a living, and his manliness piques at removing advertising from his neighborhood light poles, and is the master of polls here on Chiefsplanet. That's a lot poles/polls for an alpha dog.

Back to SNR. He's a pianist. Say that fast enough, and yeah, you know. This is a guy that in all of his alpha dog mentality decided to pursue a doctorate in music. And what did he do with it? He became a music teacher. You know, those who can, do, and those who can't? Teach. I'd be pissed too. Don't get me wrong. He's made a couple of albums on classical music that he's so proud of, he promised to send me a CD for months and never delivered. Much like his album I'd guess. Makes me think it must be like Amazon authors. Write a book, sell no copies on Amazon, but hey! You're still an author! That means SNR is a musician damnit!

The guy has been here for 12 years. That's a dozen for you laymen. SNR's words, not mine. He's kind of a supremist douche. As a drafturbator, you know the type. He self annointed himself as a candidate for the GM job when Carl was let go, http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=199759

and even started the "Raise your hand if you're smarter than John Dorsey, and Andy Reid" thread. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=270487

You're the only person in the room that doesn't know he's better, and smarter than you. The dude is such an elitist douche that he thought you needed to know that John Goodman wasn't really dead. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=230781

Between his narrcisstic better than you mentality, and his clear schematic advantage at composing music, everyone knows what a huge Star Trek nerd he is. Totally manly, right? Let's play a game. Let's play the who started this thread game. "What's your favorite Star Trek episode". Clay, right? Jesus ****, it HAD to be Clay right? http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=242807

**** no. It was SNR. Let's play one more round. "Happy 45th Birthday Star Trek!" Clay? Nope. SNR again. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=249645

Alpha dog to the core. Can anyone else see SNR sleeping with a Wesley Crusher doll until he was 16, and still having it in his closet today? Because I totally can.

I mean, Christ, even his mother is more manly than he is. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=203283

Finally, and most shockingly, who brought rape culture to Chiefsplanet? SNR did. Do you really think it was because he thought rape was funny? I don't. I think it's far more sinister than that. Back in 2011 SNR talked about his impending move to Madison, WI. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=232949

Being the alpha dog that he is, he discussed being unhappy in his current job, and his wife having landed a job there and being totally happy with him playing daddy for a kid not yet born. Now, I know what you're thinking. SNR is married?!?!? I thought it too. He NEVER talks about his wife. But there's further proof this isn't made up. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=246421

She was mentioned here as well. That was it though. Never again. My conclusion is that she left him for a man. Not another man, just a man. She realized she ****ed up right? And what happened from there? Well, that's where this all starts turning upside down. SNR soon created this thread about his colleague hooking up with a student. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=261004

Next it was a simple question on whether or not you would allow your daughter to date someone from Chiefsplanet. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=273393

And then, it became full on rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape. Seek help SNR. You can control your urges. I know it's frustrating having your wife leave you for a man, and I can only imagine the personal hell of having your mother being more manly than you. You're not alone buddy. Actually, yeah. Yeah, you are. Seek help anyway. Everyone has always asked what SNR stands for. Clearly it stands for Secretly Nearing Raper status. We all should've saw the signs. We've all let SNR down.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 11216590)

It's from my first year of posting. Goes waaaaay back.

Basically, I was at a gas station and a guy pulled up to me. Had a reservation license plate. He got out and started lighting up a joint (I could smell it). This is from my more prudish days, so I suggested it might be a better idea for him to do that someplace else. He laughed at me and was being a dick. So when I went in to go pay for the gas, I told the cashier, and she called the cops. Guy got hauled away.

Then I did what any reasonable person would do.

I posted on Chiefs Planet about it.

Originally Posted by Der Flöprer (Post 11217579)

I don't think there's any doubt who the top 3 are. So, in what order? I'm throwing a wrench in all of this and predicting;

3. Rainman (WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?!?!?)
2. Hamas
1. Clay

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 11217628)

I think the last person who ranked me third was Mr. Blond.

I believe it was the day before he disappeared.

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 11217606)

I am both honored and pissed off to have not made the top 101. So, from the bottom of my heart : Thank you and **** off!

Oh, and Merry Christmas!

Originally Posted by Der Flöprer (Post 11217653)

It really seems like the old school guys who should be in the top 25 got snubbed. I'd love to write your roast. I can guarantee a hair salon would be included. :D

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 11217659)

YOU SNUBBED ME! YOU REALLY REALLY SNUBBED ME!