No, no you are not.

My father is/was quite a character. He once said, "Boys, left hand under your left leg, and it feels like someone else is doing it!"

Nice advice there, Pops.

How long does it normally take guys on average?

2 childhoods.

Shudder.

Tough crowd tonight.

What do you want to talk about?

Not at all.

I think you're funny.

Well, that depends.

How about spaceships?

Ok, you go first.

You know what gets me? When you talk to someone, you usually want to put a face with the name (at least I do). All we have to go by on here are avatars. Now you guys know how I picture you...lol.

You know she wants you right?

No, I'll go first.

Was it just me or was Boba Fett's ship the lamest ship in the original trilogy?

I picture you as pink text.