Why are you going to be rubbing one out in a clinic?

You are comfortably numb

I guess I'll find out...

Maybe you can help coffey with his problem to relieve the boredom.

I didn't say I was going to bed yet...

:p

...that you're a pussy?

Take some porn with you.

:ZZZ:

Let us know....

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELL NO !!!

I had a reversal three months ago, gotta see if I'm all man again.

wife and I are going to try for a kid, my third, her first.

Duce Bigelow European Gigolo Is funny as hell

As I understand it they'll let her rub it out for you, as long as no other "fluids" are introduced.

You're officially a post whore.

How old are your other two kids?

Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit lonely and your never coming around.

this reminds me of an old garfield strip.

he's on the screen door and says he's bored, about as many times as you did,

then Jon opens the door to yell for garfield (hitting garfield against the house)

then he says, I'm in pain, pain pain pain pain.

Must I sick the grammar police on you?

Wait, aren't you a f**king college student? :spock:

How's the edumacshun comin?

No, why would you ever do that, I mean, Im doing the best I can, with my grammar right now, okay, so get off my ass, the end.

I HATE THAT SONG!! :mad:


And now it's stuck in my head! Damn you :cuss:

If you mean my wife, she's in Louisville for work. I'm going at it alone.

I picked tomorrow because she's been out of town for a few days so I should have a good amount of "build up"

Take a hooker.

I wonder if it's illegal to pay a woman to rub one out for medical reasons?

So, you won't offer coffey a helping hand?

9 (10 in a few months, jeez I'm getting old) and 8 (just turned 8)

Panocha.

Bikini is for wusses, it should be nude skiing....






with pictures!

Yes, if I can remember how.

Wow. A liar AND a pussy.

Something tells me it will come back to you just fine. :whackit:

Ummmmmmmmmmm -- no...

It's a little hospital bathroom, no tv and what should I have a couple magazines rolled up under my arm. It's already weird, they know what I'm there to do.

Phone Sex !!!!!!!!!!

They'll talk about you for years if you walk in with an escort on your arm.

hmmm, legality is the least of my concerns. where does it fit morally?

What are the odds on who gets the 10,000th post on this thread?

Think your commute is bad?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070216/...winter_weather

Some nOOB probably

I thought that too, but my wife won't go for it, besides she's at a convention, at a booth for her company, so even though it may boost sales, it might be weird for her to scream out, F me you big stallion, in front of a few hundred people.

If your wife is in a different area code it isn't cheating, right?

He meant to have her call you, not me.

You do know you can try without the reversal working right?

I say...

CrazyCoffey 7-5
Luv 2-1
Simplex3 5-1
BuckinKaeding 5-1
SPchief 10-1
el borracho 15-1
joie 20-1
acesn8s 22-1
Sam Hall 25-1
The Field 50-1

That would be scary.

nah, still cheating..... I got the no loophole marriage certificate. She hired a good lawyer.

Thanks buddy

Thanks

Damnit.

aaahhhh haha.

come on now, keep it real


You wife told me you were hung like a bull hamster.

:p

good thing i got mine drunk and preggo before the wedding see now its not cheating if im in a different zip code

Put a couple dollars on the field...I hardly ever see you on here.

Will Luv, SPChief, el borracho and acesn8s even be here?

ROFL

Im here everynight

Im just not a HUGE post hoor


I cracked the Top 100 tho

So, I'm the sleeper pick....

F**k all of you, I'll be getting that 10k post. If I was thinking farther ahead I would have made it my 20k.

I usually dont get on until maybe 2 hours from now at the earliest. Thats probably why I dont notice you.

I think we can hit it before they get here. We have three hours until Aces gets home.

so no one knows more about the prostate massage option?

Oh shit I forgot Bugeater...I'll put my odds for him up at 10-1

Wear a fuzzy glove?

I might be able to make it my 4000 post.

We do not need to know personal problems.

For who?

I just wonder what the weather is ACTUALLY going to be like in the morning....

I'd have to go to the berrylium thread for a while

Man wrestles shark drunk
February 16, 2007 12:00

A MAN who caught a 1.3-meter (4-ft.) shark with his bare hands off an Australian beach said on Friday he only tried the feat because he was drunk on vodka.

Phillip Kerkhof was fishing off a jetty at Louth Bay, a town on South Australia state's Eyre Peninsula 1,400 kilometers (870 miles) west of Sydney, when he spotted the bronze whaler shark swimming in the shallows, the Australian Broadcasting Corp. reported.

"I just snuck up behind him, and eventually I went for the big grab and I fluked it and got him," Kerkhof said.

"He was just thrashing around in the water ... starting to turn around and try to bite me and I thought 'well, it's amazing what vodka does'," Kerkhof said.

The shark bit a hole in Kerkhof's jeans, but he was uninjured.

"It's not something I'd recommend to do. When I sobered up I thought about it and I said, 'I'm a bit of an idiot for doing it'," Kerkhof said.

Many species of sharks are common in Australian waters, and there are an average of 15 shark attacks per year in the country - roughly one person each year is killed by a shark.

Last month, an abalone diver had an incredible escape after being almost swallowed head first by a huge shark off the New South Wales state coast.

I might be able to make it my 2650th post.

I saw it in that movie "Road Trip".


http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/pro...927.1020.A.jpg

In my case - the viewer and me (I still occassionally crash).

In the case of others - I haven't seen many guys at this particular slope that are hot wearing clothes - seeing them naked ... ick.

Does anyone know if any other thread has ever hit 10k posts?

http://www.vampirefartnose.com/priceless/wrestling.jpg



??????

:shake:

The girlie JPeg thread - that's our goal.

The only one I can think of that would stand a chance would be "last to post on this thread wins".