Originally Posted by Crashride (Post 4817162)

Its easy so to block license out in microsoft paint, even someone like YOU could do it. Face it "broski," the only bike you have is one with no seat you ride over speed bumps.

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 4817365)

Yeah, I've never seen an Accord with Missouri plates before, so I'd like to see it. Probably has one of those cool coffee-can exhausts, too.

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 4817351)

LMAO Girls makin' gang signs!!!!! How cute!!!!!

Originally Posted by RedandGold (Post 4817381)

I'm not sure which is cuter:

a. The gang sign
b. Her mustache and soul patch

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 4817134)

But ladies and gentlemen I'm merely a tangerine goombah, the ways of computers and photo alteration frighten and confuse me.

http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/s...emanLawyer.jpg

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 4817393)

Holy shit, she IS a hairy faced beast.

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 4817367)

And a spoiler.

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 4817421)

FYP(ic)

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r...002/accord.jpg

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 4817151)

Ah, Mr. Midnight Douchebag.....

As you sit on your pleather couch and ponder wether or not to go to lazer tag today at Skateland, perhaps a reflective moment, or a "moment of clarity" is called for.
You see, I'm not exactly and old guy. I'm in my early 30's actually and I've been around a bit. I used to be that guy without a care in the world. Then one day, around ten years ago I decided it was time to do something with my life. There I was working a job for 6 bucks an hour, enough money to buy beer and party with friends, then all of a sudden. like a lightning bolt, I realized that my friends were douchebags.
The next day I quit that job, went back to school, tested out and in a week was in a new job that has supplied me with the following:

A $135,000 home, 2 great cars, a beautiful wife with our first-born less than a month away.
Earlier this week I went to Chicago and was offered my own piece of business as an area manager for a private security firm. (which I gladly accepted)

So, as you sit there in your studio apartment with your roommates making the place smell like swamp ass and stale vomit, deciding wether you should watch Spongebob or ultimate fighting on your 24 inch sanyo before lazer tag, perhaps you should think about quitting your job at the car wash and go back to school. I;m sure your Kawasaki will get you there.

Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag (Post 4817426)

A 135,000 dollar house?! Wow, can I call you Donald Trump?ROFL
You are a baller my friend. Did you really just BRAG about a 135,000 dollar house??? BwhahahahahaROFL:LOL:

Actually I just might post pics of my bike and Audi. I'll think about it. My bike is brand new and my Audi is a 2006.

Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag (Post 4817426)

A 135,000 dollar house?! Wow, can I call you Donald Trump?ROFL
You are a baller my friend. Did you really just BRAG about a 135,000 dollar house??? BwhahahahahaROFL:LOL:

Actually I just might post pics of my bike and Audi. I'll think about it. My bike is brand new and my Audi is a 2006.

Originally Posted by Midnight_Douchebag (Post 4817432)

For those making fun of me for not wearing a shirt...haha so pathetic.

It takes confidence to take your shirt off in public. Now granted, I was a little drunk off of Crown but the ladies loved it.

Dont hate cause most of you cant even see your own dick when you look down. Seriously dont hate cause I actually stay in great shape while you guys waste your lives away getting fatter.