Don't talk all at once everyone

I have some Jack Daniel's but nothing to mix it with :(

OH THE HUMANITY

Mangino Weight Joke

While waiting to met a recruit at the Chili's inside the Kansas City Airport, KU football coach Mark Mangino asked the waitress if she knew how he could get to I-435.

She replied: Order the salad with the low fat ranch dressing.

Party foul on Sam Hall for posting before 10. Everybody drink.

Haven't you heard? I can do whatever I want at night w/o explaining myself :p

no ice? maybe a splash of water?

I'm tempted to take it to the dome, but not unless I have to.

Did you guys watch the Love story about the two trees on Valentines?

You didn't miss nothing-it was sappy.

A penguin walks into the bar and ask the bartender-
"Hey man, have you seen my Dad in here."

Bartender says: "I don't know, what does he look like?"

Chris Cornell quits Audioslave

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/bla...wsitemID=67137

what's going on?

Is this what we've become???

I haven't read any of this thread in ages....

so - maybe?

So he decided to leave? He wanted to branch out to other projects? I wonder what was at the root of the problem?

Did you hear his rendition of Michael Jackson's Billie Jean? It made me sad.


OTOH, does this open the door for Rage to make a comeback?

isn't Rage getting back together for Coachella?

Fark + cats = teh funny

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comm...IDLink=2612578

Hey guys

I gave blood today.

hello betty boop

Played some rugby?

You've stumbled across one of my nicknames :)

Bowser - not today.... had to work, so I took the less time consuming route. ;)

Bill Cowher joins CBS as Shannon Sharpe’s translator

http://cbs.sportsline.com/nfl/story/9999481

Are we allowed to talk football in this thread? I don't remember.

WTF is UNAW??

Only suggested rule of the thread: "Ignore the UNAW"

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I'd say that's fine :)

It's allowed but discouraged. :rolleyes:

Stumbled? It's your avitar.

:p

"DO THE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT"

Not with Peter Pan!

ah thanks Red. I didn't know the biatch was back. Or maybe it's a different one.

you can even talk about wrestling....

Talk about anything you want.

UNAW=GoChiefs.

wrestling.... I used to like to "rastle" - but since my RA has acted up more and more over the last few years - I tend to bluff my way out of things more or just knock the jackass over the table immediately.

We can talk about this...

Remember this, if you do, I'll hunt you down and go Hulk Hogan on your ass.

oh I was thinking of a different one milkman - thanks for the clarification.

You'll go old, washed up wrestler with bad VH1 TV show on his ass? :rolleyes:

What a dumbass.

Yeah, that's the only name I know.

I liked him when I was a little girl.

I like hot girl baby oil wrestling.

I have to throw together my stuff to go skiing tomorrow. I'm going to take enough clothes for a few days along with extra snacks since we're under a blizzard warning - but at the same time they're saying it's going to be in the 30's-40's.

this thread is worthless without pics...

Eh, I thought he was a joke.

But then, I think all wrestlers are jokes.

Who doesn't?

Don't forget the bikini.

I was seven years old. Thats probably what the attraction was. :p

We have pics all over this thread.

Who's going to get #10,000 tonight?

Yep.
Young and stupid.

I can stay up late! Let's postwhore away!!!!

I WANNA BE A WHORE!!!...a post whore that is.....

I hate homophobic NBA players.

Yep.

THAT would have been last weekend - it got to 50. :D

I hate people.

So, a heat wave?

Hey, here's a topic starter....

..... anyone know much about prostrate massage?

I need to whack in a cup tomorrow morning and if I have trouble I hear this is the next option.
I know the technical definition, curious if anyone has personal experience that they wish to share.

Yeah... but this morning it was like -20 or something like that.

Can't help ya CC.

BACK TO SD WEATHER.... This stuff is crazy - it's no wonder half the state is sick most of the time.

That's a good START, but you can do more.

bye red!

I'm young, so I don't have trouble :D

Leaving so soon? I haven't even gotten to give you hell yet! :harumph:

Pussy.

Pussing out early again?

yep. Tomorrow is a new day though. Pussy.

pussy

I'm bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored to death !

I don't normally have trouble, but sitting in a small room at a clinic, with no visual stimilus and no lube, I wonder if I will have some problems. I'm probably going to be just psyching myself out.

Pussy.

I'm to old, and don't have enough years left to describe all of my hates, so "I hate people" is broad descriptor, cause I an't got time for specifics.

Can boredom be fatal?

Spanking the monkey tomorrow ???


:p