In case you missed it Frankie.

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ROFL

A 5 year old has a more capable thinking process than you, my friend. When did I say "spontaneously?" It all goes to a history of ass-hurt by the lower intellectual species of the planet. The very same ones who start stupid mass attacks and ridicules as means of getting even. The very same ones who never allow a call to arms for a pile on go to waste.

And as for my dad, he WAS indeed assaulted. Local police more than verifies it and I will not provide idiots like you who desperately think they have a "gotcha" situation anymore explanation, let alone "proof." There is something called privacy you know, and I will protect my family from you and other idiots.

So take your question and shove it up your starfish.

You were piled on because you created a stupid thread.

It has continued because instead of having a laugh about it, you decided to go full Frankie.

It isn't because of your heritage or skin/eye color, Frankie, nor is it envy of your intellect.

I'd like to see a single shred of proof to your claim of this "history of ass-hurt," Snitch. Judging by this thread, I find you outwitting someone in an argument as likely as pigs flying.

Yeah, nothing says 'mass attack' like 1/2 the board posting facepalm gifs and the other 1/2 saying 'surely he's just kidding.'

This wasn't a political or ethnic attack, it was genuine astonishment that you would post the thread starter, THEN come back to say you were serious in your concern.

Face it Frankie, the idea that an airplane breaking in 1/2 because it ran off a runway into soft earth should prompt us to be gravely concerned that air pressure could do the same thing when it never has in aviation history, has potential for people to be mocking and dismissive.

Having gone through this a few times before, in Frankie's mind, THIS thread is plenty of proof of his ass-hurt giving. Really. Watch.

Did we ever find out what this "display of reality" was, or are we still waiting?

Exactly as we all suspected. Not only are you truly a stupid person, but a liar as well.

Who is this "we" to whom you refer? You and the other n00bs?
Where the hell is Skip?

The 500 people posting on this thread?

Come on, I know you are from Iowa but sheesh.

Even a noob can see this Frankie guy is a ****ing idiot and a liar.

Unlike that idiot Kasparov, Frankie takes his time strategically placing all of his pieces. Frankie says, "Stay tuned." I suggest you do that.

You are so full of shit. You post a thread where you share intimate details of your family dynamics, but you won't say when your dad was beaten out of privacy concerns.

You are a liar and a poor one at that.

Bigot.