Sand volleyball starts tonight! Woot! And it's Palm Sunday....my almost favorite sunday of the year!!!

MORE RAIN FOR THE NORTHEAST!! WOO HOO!!

The river in my area is at 8.8 feet.

Flood stage is 9 feet.

The forecast for Wednesday morning is 16.1 feet.

I sense a problem.

I'm growing a goatee for the 1st time in my life. My former employer forbade them.

The problem:
Part of it is blonde, part is reddish and the rest is dark.
(At least there's no gray)
Does that just for men shit work?
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What's wrong with a multicolored goatee? I bet that looks cool.

My dad's goatee used to have a gray stripe right down the middle. Looked bad-ass.

I've had a goatee since the late 80s. Mine started to go gray on the right side in the middle. It's slowly working its way to the left. Only a few grays in the moustache, though. B'zah.

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mines blond, red, and dark, w/ some gray. I look like a ****ing norse god.

mine's pretty much just red.

The "goatee down below"? LMAO

no, it was really just meant to be a joke that I have a goatee....the kind that grows on your chin. The appropriate reaction should be the puke smiley

Hey, cool. The IMAX projection system is hypersensitive to power spikes, and I always crash while the rest of the mall (and the 16 regular screens across the hall) don't. But for some reason with the rainstorms they lost power across the hall for a second, and I didn't, so now I'm listening to them run around like their asses are on fire while the projectionist tries to restart 13 film-based and 3 digital-based screens.

If a woman ever makes a goatee remark a guy is always going to think pubes.

How do you like your goatee? Bushy, racing stripe, or almost-clean? :D

If anyone says bushy I'm going to wonder if they are really strange.

some girls like guys with goatees cause when they go down to the warm wet cave and yell where's waldo while looking for the missing rodents, the goatee hairs tickle the giblets

An old joke. A kid goes off to college and grows a goatee. He takes a picture of himself and sends it home with a note "I look like a count,no?". Father reads the note and fumes "Dumb,stùpid kid. I'm paying all this money for college and he can't even spell!"
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Well, if you're 40 or older, and remember the seventies, everyone was a jungle back then, LOL.