Sounds bad for your bones.

I'll be back in a half hour or so, I'm about to hit up mcdonalds.

Very American thinking.

Cheap vodka. Aristocrat? Smirnoff? Definitely not Grey Goose for that.

Ooooh! Grab me an apple pie!

Thank you for not saying Taco Bell. I used to do Taco Bell runs after work sometimes. I haven't had any fast food since 1/1.

I'm 30, and I feel old. At least, that's my excuse.

They all do the same thing

Try living BEHIND a taco bell.

I'm glad I moved. I used to live 2-3 blocks from one, and it was on my way home from work. The only thing between me and work now is a Sonic, and it's closed by the time I get off.

I hate Taco Bell. Every time I eat it it gives me the trots. One time I ate like seven burritos, let me tell you, I had the green apple splatters the next day. It was not pretty. It wasn't food poisoning that has been going around, but their food is just so shitty it does not cause you to function properly.

Seven burritos? Damn. I love their grilled stuffed burritos, especially the chicken enchilada ones, but no way could I eat more than one.

1. 30 is not old.
2. Travel outside the US. You will see people of all ages hanging out together in bars and pubs- especially during festivals. It is completely normal for ages 2 to 92 to attend the same events, drink and talk and dance together.

That's it. You've got me in a munchy mood. I'm going for an orange. :(

Yeah, I know. I'm just using the "I'm too old" routine until the weight comes off. :)