LMAO that roast reminds me.

WHERE THE **** IS SALAME?

I expected simply red to be higher

The scarier part to me is that her head appears to be 180 degrees turned from her body. Either that or her shirt's on backwards.

Bro

Dude

From the way you describe yourself and your life, I can't at all imagine you sitting down and studying or going to class or anything like that.

SNR - you must admit you can't deny the March by Prokofiev, it's really beautiful.

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Seriously, I listened to that Melissa Joan Hart narration of Peter and the Wolf.

She was still enslaved by Nickelodeon at the time, but man... take an acting class, lady. Do they have those at your high school, for crying out loud?

When I was a junior in high school, I was concertmaster of the Greater Grand Forks Youth Symphony Orchestra when we played Peter and the Wolf. I know it like the back of my hand.

The man was a genius that deserved the cosmopolitan experience that Stravinsky got. Instead, he was forced to wallow under Stalin, nevertheless composing stuff that makes my jaw drop after the 500th time I hear it.

speaking of clay....then you launch into this anecdote about salame

the ****

By the way, Simply Red has NOT seen my penis, but I could have whipped it out at any time when I was in his Audi during the 2010 bash. We also had a gay day on the plaza together.

I loved the roast, but SR is top three poster material. Too low of a ranking.

Also, SR, admit to being the list maker.

It was a First Contact joke. Reeeeaaally subtle, and now that I read it over again, I'm seeing how much of a stretch it was. Whatevs. I roll fast and loose with these roasts. No other way to do it. Can't reach the top if you're unwilling to risk falling to the bottom.

I get it now. Clay = Star Trek. lawl

Brah !

I had to put him there to make room for you, TimBone.