I think I may be onto something...hear me out. The facts: 1) stole laptop in San Diego...2) had some poor experience in Iowa...3) now in ATL in a "marketing" job. I think he's one of those underprivileged youths that travels the country selling magazine subscriptions. Like this guy:

I think this link is appropriate for the thread:

http://iwanttofitin.wordpress.com/20...p-your-collar/

Also this link:

http://www.barstoolsports.com/articl...eakshows/1958/

The pics in the link were posted a while back, but probably should be revisited since Midnight SloppyPartyBottom started this new terrific, wonderful thread.

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Callback to the best long article EVAR!!
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fash...ale.php?page=1

You should start by like, telling her how you like, posted this thread, like on this internet forum about your bike... Chicks REALLY dig guys who do that. She'll be so turned on, you'll probably score a three way with the brunette! :thumb:

What's with all the orange people? :spock:

Someone should tell those guys they're supposed to look like GUIDOS, not CHEETOS.

midnight lier. Imagine. Imagine a time when the possibility of getting a piece of ass isn't noteworthy enough for a 2 week trailer to the pathetic short film with no climatic ending....for her.


Don't forget the Roofies, you know you're *that guy*.

Wonka Chocolate opened an Atlanta Division. I think Midnight Oompa is in the marketing division.

Cheeto-Guidos subsidized my Audi!!

Is that guy doing Blue Steel?

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I don't know but that chick has the look on her face of a woman who's about 99% sure the knuckle dragger she's standing with is going to probably use a little percussive therapy on her head and neck once they get home. I don't know if it's terror or abject fear in her visage but that picture does not convey an Ozzie and Harriet type feeling.

It appears to me that his behaviour is very stereotypical for a young guy struggling with accepting himself as a gay man. Sometimes these guys will actually marry a girl as part of the mirage they create to attempt to fool themselves.

I'm not bagging on the kid. I just hope he can come to grips with his reality. It is only his youth and immaturity that provokes him to act out this way in an attempt to convince himself he's actually a heterosexual. And a football message board would provide a great venue for that. The signs all seem pretty clear to me.

I am stunned this thread is still alive! that said this is the best post on it. The sooner he comes to grips with this the better off he will be. Its ok kid there are several of your type out there! heck putting from the rough is in style now! Not my style but good luck anyway.

That does it. I'm selling my motorcycle and re-marrying the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX. Sorry, hot babes. It's over.

FAX