I stoned

And loving it Jerry

thats Acapulco gold jerry

Move this shit to DC. The OP hasn't posted about the Chiefs in like 20 years.

Sure.
After 115 more posts

How does one pronounce patteeu any way?

pat TEE ooo


is my best guess. What does patteeu mean?

pah-TOE

That's my pick.

bundle of sticks

calm down bitch

So he took off for France?

Who are you?

yes with his 2 gay lovers

nttawwt

The dude has a total lack of ability to read the room.

it was an ironic comment from a blowhard douchebag

i feel this is coming so hard

If your going to France, why not take gay lovers?

why am i so excited for this

That would be shocking, but yet at the same time explain the sudden departure. Still, I'm betting against this.

900 mother truckers

never bet against true love

Nein, it is mine.

Why take sand to the beach?


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I just took.3 viagra in real life

im.taking my pants off

Hey pawnmower, C4.

you basterzd

We can knock this out tonight. No doubt you will mow me.

oh shit , English opening .

damn.


e5

e4

e6

the French

like where patteu went with his 2 gay lovers

give me a sec, trying to set up a board.

good point. :D

I apologize

I forced the French joke but you played

c4 e5
e4

I always went with pa-tieux. But I know the origin and I think it really should be pat-tuh-yoo.

No pics please

c3

that should have been Nc3

i had a strong player tell me if c5 was good for black after e4 then c4 should be good with an extra move

I actually respect that move alot

I ****ed that up

you played c4
, I played e5

you played e4

my e6 was illegal because I was making a dumb joke about France

I hope you forgive me

lol I read it at d6. So what is your 2nd move?

I'll play d6 because you read my mind

Nc3

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You guys need a shot clock or whatever it's called in chess.

Chess clock. I have been playing a lot of 5 min chess on chess.com. God, I suck.

I play nf6 but honestly not after two thoughts

one: I forgot or didn't know you played and now I have a huge boner

two : of course you play the English because honestly its intimidating

I'm not that good either man we should study together.

Okay, Nf3

check my avatar though

tell me this is not the shit

https://www.chess.com/member/pawnm0wer

Your avatar is the shit and so is your blitz rating. Mine is around 900. This won't go well for me.

Ideally you guys could both hook up with the same chick, who happens to be a former orphan and chess prodigy, at different times. One day she goes off to play the Russians at the world tournament. Because of your mutual love of chess and the girl you guys come together to help her think outside the box when she’s facing the toughest grandmaster in the finals and she wins thus legitimizing women as equal to men and ‘Murcia as #1.


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Just slaughter me to boost the post count toward 1000 (I won't last that long). Do it for science.

honestly im very rusty but I feel like we should pm and study together.

I'm pretty drunk right now but im.serious.

I enjoyed that. I'm happily married though. Also, I was too young for her during the time it was set and waaaay too old for her now.

dead serious theres nothing better than working together as a team

of chess savages

If I could avoid blunders, my rating would be a lot higher. I'm not sure how to over come that. Not sure study will help.

honestly if you ever want to **** around I can hook.up.with you on discord and chess.com and try to help you gett better. but im.not that good so my help is limited lol

Sounds good. I'm gonna go play a game of blitz and report back the results, just to boost the post count in this thread.

Is 900 good? What's a grandmaster rating?

Today

well. if you feel like it, I can.show you a few tips & ideas. im dead serious. we can help each other. me helping you will help me. if youre up for it

Whoever posts #1000 is a bundle of sticks!

if cdcox gets #1000 im.not gonna discord or chat or talk chess with him

viagra

Back in the early 2000s I would play some online chess game. I'd play it late at night and would often end up playing against Siberian Russians.

ROFL

What

I want to.tongue kiss your mouth

47 to go

Okay, won my first game of the evening.

im.in love with you

What I'm the actual F happened in here

a couple dudes went to.france innocently and ended up ****ing and playing chess while watching golf porn

Ketchup

Ah. Thank you.

Bryan busby's mom's pussy looks like it was splattered by ketchup