It's refreshing to know that you are still a little he-bitch.

That's pretty cool. You sound like you sound cool.

Welcome to my life. I find myself having to explain all the time that I wasn't being a jerk...I was being sarcastic.

Too much, I think. I think the Adderall contributed to the long-windedness and tl;dr-ness of like 99% of my posts last year.... that shit just makes me type...and type...and type...and type.... and like I said...in my Hootie roasts, it was especially noticeable...the jokes got lost in the shuffle because I rambled about irrelevant shit too much.

I know. He made the list. He should be shouting from the rooftops.

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lol...it was a multitude of them.

Yeah, me too dude!!! Sometimes I actually am being a jerk...on purpose...if I don't like someone, I will purposely be a jerk to them in person and make it obvious that I don't like them.

However, I don't dislike very many people. so in most cases, people have a difficult time determining if I am being a jerk (because I am known to not refrain from being one if I feel the need to be) or if I am being sarcastic...because if it's one thing I know how to do well, it's being all deadpan via joking around with a straight face.

That shit, for whatever reason, made me laugh my ass off.

Lonewolf, Dayze, Flybone McTimbone, KC Native or Saphojunkie.........or PGM.

Oh the suspense.....

My guess is Dayze. I'm fairly certain I have a better shot at making the bottom 101 than I do this list.

I dunno man, there aren't all that many regular posters.

So it's more like a participation medal if you make this list?

Well at least I'm higher on the list than that stupid bitch BucEyedPea.

I think a CP's Top 101 Worst Posters thread would be really funny. I actually wouldn't mind being listed on that one.

Holy shit, until now, I had your avatar in my head as BucEyedPea....glad you clarified that for me...I was beginning to think you were more of a douche than I had realized.

I guess I just didn't realize that there was more than 1 Buc fan out there...let alone posting on a Chiefs message board.

LMAO

Participation medals always cracked me up. This post is funny.

Make it happen. It'd be easier to do for sure.

Proof positive that you don't have a humorous bone in your body.

I just said I was laughing my ass off at the roasts last year.

Truth is, these roasts just aren't very good.

Speaking of terrible posters, what ever happened to the stupid niners fans?

There was AlexSmithFan, MaverickAce, and MacChiefs-Niners or something like that.

If you don't make the Top 101 list, I'll go on strike. Simple as that.

I think it would be hilarious if a few posters made both lists.

Hootie did the roast last year. You thought they were hilarious.

You're a colossal dumbass.

Maybe he doesn't have a bone in him, but I'm sure he's had his fair share of boneRs in him.

Thanks, man. I've really been admiring your cock the last couple of days. Is that weird?

Yeah, because like....how do you roast some of these notorious CP demigod types....???

I was thinking Dayze as well. You're on my list of funny ****ers, though. I bet you'll be listed at some point.

At some point Saul took over and Saul did a wonderful job.

Ace is still around. Saw him bitching about the Manziel pick after the draft.

It's not mine!

That's Tony's cock.

fyp, homeslice-e-o.

Top 5: HoustonWhoDat, Inmem, Knowmo, Zach......hell, I guess thats all I've got.

His were hit or miss for me. I seemed to like the ones that no one else acknowledged....like that "FOLLOW THIS GUY ON TWITTER" Rust Shack dude. I didn't think any of them were bad... I just was too out of the loop to get them, I think.

The CrazyCoffey one was memorable.

wickedson

Prison Bitch
BuckEyedPea
Kaepernick
Autumn Wind
Cosmo

**** yes, forgot Kaepernick and PB.

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I liked his roast of KC Native. Where he listed one of his cons as carrying chickens on a public bus. Brilliant.

#89: L.A. Chieffan

I love Squash, Lez Miserables, facials, working out, Phil Collins, Huey Lewis, Whitney Houston, Robert Palmer, Talking Heads.

I especially love getting facials from this guy:

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Umm....Blackage of the Bobbage???!!?!?!?!?!?!

No, must not be mentioned for any reason.

Nobody wants to touch the hole "my uncle forced me to suck his dick" thing...

There are very, very few posters i dislike. You'd have to be an idiot of epic proportions for me to not like you.

With that said, I don't mind PB, i get a kick out of him sometimes.

Who's the 50/50 dude with the Miami Hurricanes avatar?

That was a hard one. I can't think of anything about this guy other than his Matt Cassel schtick

CASSEL'S FACE?!?!?!?! AND BODY?!?!?!?! ARE YOU SURRRRIOUS?!?!!?!

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I love the "z" in Lez Miserables. Makes it sound like a sophisticated lesbian porno musical.

#88: Rico

I'm a ****ing douchebag that likes to shit on other people's fun. I like to one-up people and make myself the center of attention.

Oh, and I like to **** muppets too.

But what if there were a Worst 101 CP posters?

And I wouldn't mind touching the hole Uncle Bad Touch, roast style.

BAM

IN YO FACE

thats what she said

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Got another kid on the way, working a crap ton, buying a new house, busy busy busy, but yeah, not as active as I once was. It will pick up the more we get into july ish.

****, MANZIEL.

ROFL

Seriously, I'm gonna redo that. I just couldn't resist, it was appropriate at that moment.

Now put that ****ing "Dead Alive" shit in Spoiler tags! It's gross!

Wow dude, don't hold back.

By the way. I was AlexSmithFan, so I guess there were only two of us that really sucked, and the die hard trolls like Kaepernick are your love childs right?

Congrats on the kid. Have you bought his Alex Smith jersey yet?

Redo what?

Yes funny shit it was, but I think it's time to let the truth be known. I'm the one who put TimBone up to it. It was my idea to put him up to it & he pulled it off great. I was laughing my ass off at him trolling Hootie and no one knew it was me. Genius.

Hootie didn't know what to think & he was getting pissy about it. Pretty funny.

Her. And no, once he signs his extension though. ROFL

Your roast. You really are #88 but that's not the real roast.

It could only happen to Cleveland.

Seriously. They jumped up in front of the Chiefs because the Chiefs were going to take him. I was like, ARE YOU ****ING SERIOUS.

What a clown.

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"NO!!!"


God.... you hit a nerve with that one up thing...I always give my mom crap about being a one-upper....and it's totally inadvertent with her. Now I am starting to think that I inherited something from my mom that I give her shit about.

Asshole.

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**** that. The shitstorm that dude would create was fun to watch sometimes.

RICO!!! How you been bud?

lol....yep. This is the truth. He asked me to follow Hootie around and simply reply to everything with those smilies. Wasn't sure if he wanted folks knowing that.

HAHAHAHA DUDE!!!

I had no idea....that is....just brilliant!!! I had no clue that anyone other than me noticed that shit and wouldn't have guessed in a million years that someone else was in on it!!! That's awesome!!!!

That is so ****ing funny.

ROFL

I'm sorry man. I really was just kidding. You're funny as shit.

To be honest, I'm having trouble coming up with good ideas.

Other than saying you like to **** Muppets...

See what you guys get for speaking the names of the niners douchebags? This will be an Alex Smith thread within the next page.

Yes, his roast of me was one of the better ones.

He didn't write all of them.

Even so, his were at least decent. These are microwaveable popcorn roasts. Not even that Orville Redenbacher shit.

I kinda doubted whether it would work at first. I figured Hootie wouldnt even notice. Tattoo obviously knew him well enough though, because it finally started bugging him and he'd lash out at me a bit every couple times and would ask why I wouldnt respond. It was amusing.

For the record, I liked Hootie though.

You do them then, smart guy. Have at it.

I can totally be kidding with people and they think I want to punch them in the mouth.


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Haha, it's all good. I was exaggerating the pain of my hemorrhoids from that.

I don't like to **** muppets though....My avatar is Clarence...he is not a muppet...he's a ****ing God.

You weren't very well known & I wanted you to relish in it. It did make you somewhat popular I think? I didn't care or not if people found out. It was just fun, never mind the man behind the curtain.


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You're lying about not liking to **** muppets. Your response is too concise. If it were a 700 word post about not liking to **** muppets then I might have believed you.

You didn't get mad about it? I never mess with you because I always think that you are going to become legitimately pissed off.

No. I'm lazy.

These are obviously being shat out with little regard though. Shut this thread down before it gets sad.