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AndChiefs 04-17-2009 12:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5677774)
Uh no.
It's a common name at least. :)

Mecca 04-17-2009 12:33 AM
My brothers name is Brian...

Buck 04-17-2009 12:33 AM
JEFF

Mecca 04-17-2009 12:54 AM
And that is my name you obviously somehow figured it out.

Hootie 04-17-2009 01:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5677771)
I don't like the fact that I unload an entire magazine into someone and they aren't dead.

That shits not realistic enough.

P.S.

You say its too easy to kill someone, but its just as easy to die, so its moot.
No, I say it's too easy.

If you are good at Halo...you are automatically great at COD.

BWillie 04-17-2009 01:41 AM
I am very very happy I am not lame enough to be good at video games, or play them all day. I have a PS3 and I haven't played it in 7 months. Honest to god. I don't know how people can get so enthralled with that sh*t. What a waste of time

Hootie 04-17-2009 01:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 5677823)
I am very very happy I am not lame enough to be good at video games, or play them all day. I have a PS3 and I haven't played it in 7 months. Honest to god. I don't know how people can get so enthralled with that sh*t. What a waste of time
yeah but you're a giant douche so...

BWillie 04-17-2009 01:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5677825)
yeah but you're a giant douche so...
No no no. I'm a douchebag. Get it right assclown. Come on.

kstater 04-17-2009 06:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 5677088)
Yeah, it doesn't really make sense. Hootie also used the word "sneep" earlier, and it comes up as this:

<table id="entries"><tbody><tr><td class="index">
</td> <td class="word"> Sneep </td> <td class="tools" id="tools_2938289"> 24 up, 3 down http://www.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsup.gifhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsdown.gif </td> </tr> <tr> <td>
</td> <td class="text" colspan="2"> A sex act involving one male and one female participant. The female lies on her back with her vulva raised in the air (often she must place her feet behind her head and clasp her legs with her arms in order to achieve the desired effect.) The male participant stands over the female and proceeds to spread apart her buttocks and insert his scrotum into the female's rectum (requires a substantial amount of lubricant and a loose sphincter.) Then he inserts his erect penis into the vagina, successfully DPing while solo. The Male then performs a squatting motion which stimulates both partners immensely.


Ronald was sneeping this one chick and her dad busted in, effectively ruining all three of their evenings.
</td></tr></tbody></table>
I was going to read the whole thread before commenting. But WTF? How the **** do people think up this stuff?

Iowanian 04-17-2009 06:35 AM
PREDICTION TRUE! IowaniON FIRE

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Now....Lets review in the following quote where you were a dumbass....

Quote:
Originally Posted by RustShack (Post 5677367)
Nah I made this mistake of asking her friend about the situation and showing her this thread, but I didn't think it would hurt because I showed my gf some of your opinions on it last night. But yeah what my GF has told me about Preston I would assume your right, she said she doesn't like hanging out with him either but he just shows up at her friends.

kstater 04-17-2009 06:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RustShack (Post 5677543)
I hate to say it but a couple people have said the breakup is long over due, lots of other people have told me I deserve way better than her, and someone even offered me $50 to break up with her by tomorrow.
As has been stated, kick her to the curb. You've somehow found justification for remaining with her with the side distraction of the friends boyfriend. Trust me and the many others' advice, she's playing games. I'm not really going out on a limb when I say that this is probably the first girl that's opened her legs for you. It's ok, we've all been there thinking that this is the only tang you'll get. The one that's worth it won't play these types of games with you, and you'll know it then.

Iowanian 04-17-2009 06:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5677527)
Well in fairness I don't hug the chicks, I just put it in their butts and call it a day.


In all fairness, by his own accounts, most of the girls that get with mecca are self loathing goth chics and vampires....they punish themselves with food, probably are cutters, so letting mecca lay on top of them is a form of self mutilation, it only makes sense that they'd allow the cornhole to be poked out.

Iowanian 04-17-2009 06:49 AM
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Iowanian 04-17-2009 06:54 AM
I found a video of the average LOO male under 25....well, the honkeys anyway.

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stevieray 04-17-2009 07:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5677781)
JEFFREY
FYP

Skip Towne 04-17-2009 07:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 5677823)
I am very very happy I am not lame enough to be good at video games, or play them all day. I have a PS3 and I haven't played it in 7 months. Honest to god. I don't know how people can get so enthralled with that sh*t. What a waste of time
Hootie will grow up someday. If he got that good at golf he'd get rich.

Sure-Oz 04-17-2009 07:54 AM
If you really want to be with her, the best thing to do is break up and have some space man. You'll really find out if you want her or if she really wants you. Just cause you aren't together doesn't mean it's a bad thing, sometimes its necessary and in this case that is very much so. You may find out you are better off without her.

DaFace 04-17-2009 08:07 AM
It's times like this that I wish vBulletin had a fatwallet-style "quick summary" wiki post.

Pants 04-17-2009 08:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 5677987)
It's times like this that I wish vBulletin had a fatwallet-style "quick summary" wiki post.
Just read it. It's an epic saga.

DaFace 04-17-2009 08:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Metrolike (Post 5677995)
Just read it. It's an epic saga.
I made it through post 500 or so. After that, my attention waned.

Gonzo 04-17-2009 08:24 AM
Basically, dude's pissed about girlfriend going out all the time with some other dude. Confronts her, she freaks, he shows her this thread, the "other guy" has his buddy hop on here and defend her.

And the beat goes on and on and on and on and on..........

King_Chief_Fan 04-17-2009 08:25 AM
Ah yes...the Dr. Phil's and Oprah's on full advise mode. I always find this fascinating. Bringing a persoanl issue to a football board:)

Buehler445 04-17-2009 08:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 5677999)
I made it through post 500 or so. After that, my attention waned.
You should figure out how to make my router work.
Posted via Mobile Device

Delano 04-17-2009 08:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 5678014)
You should figure out how to make my router work.
Posted via Mobile Device
You forgot the "make it happen . . . "

:D

Spicy McHaggis 04-17-2009 08:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 5677823)
I am very very happy I am not lame enough to be good at video games, or play them all day. I have a PS3 and I haven't played it in 7 months. Honest to god. I don't know how people can get so enthralled with that sh*t. What a waste of time
My girlfriend bought me a 360 this past summer as a surprise. I think I've played it 3 times since. I kinda feel bad about it but I just don't ever really have time to spend playing a game. I mean, if I want to procrastinate that's what the Planet is for, right?

Mr. Plow 04-17-2009 08:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5677753)
The only thing I have to add is COD4 > Halo 3
Damn straight.

Mr. Plow 04-17-2009 08:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5677766)
Not true.

COD4 is ****ing easy as shit.

Bullshit. In COD4 you can't jump like a ****ing super rabbit to avoid everyone.

Great Expectations 04-17-2009 09:21 AM
Did we ever find out if Holly is the hot blond or one of the others?

The Franchise 04-17-2009 10:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 5678034)
Bullshit. In COD4 you can't jump like a ****ing super rabbit to avoid everyone.
Ummmm.....one's a game about war in real life and the other is about a fake war on a fake planet.....:spock:

See why there is a difference?

Pants 04-17-2009 10:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5678380)
Ummmm.....one's a game about war in real life and the other is about a fake war on a fake planet.....:spock:

See why there is a difference?
It's a goddamn ****ing construct, god dammit. NOT A PLANET!

The Franchise 04-17-2009 11:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Metrolike (Post 5678388)
It's a goddamn ****ing construct, god dammit. NOT A PLANET!
Nerd.

Bowser 04-17-2009 11:00 AM
Ok, anyone want to update? I'm sure as hell not searching through this muck to find the ending of the story.

Pants 04-17-2009 11:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 5678391)
Ok, anyone want to update? I'm sure as hell not searching through this muck to find the ending of the story.
They're back together.

Pants 04-17-2009 11:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5678390)
Nerd.
your and idiot

Bowser 04-17-2009 11:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Metrolike (Post 5678392)
They're back together.
I love happy endings.

Mr. Plow 04-17-2009 11:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5678380)
Ummmm.....one's a game about war in real life and the other is about a fake war on a fake planet.....:spock:

See why there is a difference?

Anyone can jump up and down and avoid getting killed when you can jump 20 feet in the air. Hell, my 5 year old kicks ass at Halo.

H4L0 04-17-2009 11:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RustShack (Post 5677543)
I hate to say it but a couple people have said the breakup is long over due, lots of other people have told me I deserve way better than her, and someone even offered me $50 to break up with her by tomorrow.


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Bowser 04-17-2009 11:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H4L0 (Post 5678400)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Up it to 75, and he may do it for you. You and your bud could get a pretty good pitty **** out of it.

Pants 04-17-2009 11:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 5678399)
Anyone can jump up and down and avoid getting killed when you can jump 20 feet in the air. Hell, my 5 year old kicks ass at Halo.
Not true.

DeezNutz 04-17-2009 11:05 AM
Will this thread regain its burst?

Pants 04-17-2009 11:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5678409)
Will this thread regain its burst?
The 2nd level burst is lost forever, I'm afraid.

Mr. Plow 04-17-2009 11:06 AM
Sweet....the friend of the friend is back. Give us your opinion....Halo or Call of Duty 4?

Iowanian 04-17-2009 11:06 AM
Maybe you guys can Share the chic.....double up on her and sneak in an Eiffel Tower photo op?

Mr. Plow 04-17-2009 11:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Metrolike (Post 5678408)
Not true.
To which part.....my 5 year old playing well or the jumping part.....or both.

Pants 04-17-2009 11:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 5678422)
To which part.....my 5 year old playing well or the jumping part.....or both.
The jumping part, because "playing well" is very subjective.

Delano 04-17-2009 11:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H4L0 (Post 5678400)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
It has been made quite clear by Rustshack that you, H4LO, have no grasp of the facts of this matter. Your future comments in this thread will be dismissed as baseless vitriol.

Mr. Plow 04-17-2009 11:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Metrolike (Post 5678425)
The jumping part, because "playing well" is very subjective.
I'll admit, I've never gotten into Halo online. I watched my oldest (10) play online and it seems that everyone just jumps around shooting.

Bowser 04-17-2009 11:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 5678432)
I'll admit, I've never gotten into Halo online. I watched my oldest (10) play online and it seems that everyone just jumps around shooting.
About the tenth time getting sniped mid air on a 100 yard jump in Halo online is when I got pissed and gave it up.

Bugeater 04-17-2009 11:13 AM
Who the **** gave H4LO positive rep? He needs to stay in the red until he posts pictures.

Pants 04-17-2009 11:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 5678432)
I'll admit, I've never gotten into Halo online. I watched my oldest (10) play online and it seems that everyone just jumps around shooting.
Jumping a lot = you have no skills. I played Halo 3 for a while but quit once COD4 came out, I was pretty good but never cracked 35. To be 50 you have to have godlike skill and reflexes.

Mr. Plow 04-17-2009 11:15 AM
Maybe it's the quality of matches my kids play......

Pants 04-17-2009 11:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 5678453)
Maybe it's the quality of matches my kids play......
Well, think about it, when you jump you're immediately on a predictable path downwards and you become a very easy target for anyone who has decent aim. The reason I disliked Halo 3 is the possible gun imbalance and there's too much initiative and momentum involved in the matches.

In COD4, you customize your kit to what you want and roll with that so you always have a chance no matter what the other player is packing. If Halo 3 followed that formula, it would be the best shooter to date.

The Franchise 04-17-2009 11:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 5678444)
Who the **** gave H4LO positive rep? He needs to stay in the red until he posts pictures.
Let me get on that.

H4L0 04-17-2009 11:34 AM
My name actually has nothing to do with Halo.

H4L0 04-17-2009 11:35 AM
And this kid is bullshitting you, btw. I have nothing to lie about here. Also, note I never called Holly's friend, whom I am seeing, my "girlfriend".

Katipan 04-17-2009 11:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H4L0 (Post 5678518)
And this kid is bullshitting you, btw. I have nothing to lie about here. Also, note I never called Holly's friend, whom I am seeing, my "girlfriend".
You're kind of annoying.

Great Expectations 04-17-2009 11:37 AM
What is the dudes name that Holly is cheating on Rusty with? Logan??

Holly for Logan? Just trying to guess the screen name.

Seriously, is Holly the hot blond or not?

H4L0 04-17-2009 11:37 AM
I appologize.

H4L0 04-17-2009 11:38 AM
Holly is blonde but no picture of her has been posted here.

raybec 4 04-17-2009 11:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5678520)
You're kind of annoying.
Kind of?

H4L0 04-17-2009 11:39 AM
Holly never cheated on Jeremey. Like I said, they haven't even as much as hugged. There's just mutual interest.

H4L0 04-17-2009 11:40 AM
And Jeremey, I know I've never met you. But if you think you can just ignore what just about everyone has said about you, I don't think that many people are lying. When one person says shit like I've been told, fine, okay, that could be an opinion. BUT, when EVERYONE around Holly says what they say, then you've got a problem. Don't bullshit these people, Jeremey.

H4L0 04-17-2009 11:41 AM
And damn, I moved up from a rookie to a starter pretty quick.

Bowser 04-17-2009 11:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H4L0 (Post 5678540)
And Jeremey, I know I've never met you. But if you think you can just ignore what just about everyone has said about you, I don't think that many people are lying. When one person says shit like I've been told, fine, okay, that could be an opinion. BUT, when EVERYONE around Holly says what they say, then you've got a problem. Don't bullshit these people, Jeremey.
Maybe Holly is the problem here, and when she's with your bud for awhile, she'll dump the same shitty attitude on him.

H4L0 04-17-2009 11:42 AM
She's actually the sweetest girl I've ever met, I have an extremely hard time believing she's even incapable of being mean.

Katipan 04-17-2009 11:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by raybec 4 (Post 5678533)
Kind of?
Like a yippy dog that won't shut up.

I would be okay with kicking all their asses. Holly's too.

The Franchise 04-17-2009 11:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H4L0 (Post 5678550)
She's actually the sweetest girl I've ever met, I have an extremely hard time believing she's even incapable of being mean.
Well.....this means that now YOU want to **** her as well.

Katipan 04-17-2009 11:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H4L0 (Post 5678550)
She's actually the sweetest girl I've ever met, I have an extremely hard time believing she's even incapable of being mean.
Same annoying bitch that did nothing but spew venom?

H4L0 04-17-2009 11:44 AM
Capable**

Lumpy 04-17-2009 11:44 AM
Damn! Who needs to watch soap operas when u can get ur fill on CP.

Buck 04-17-2009 11:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5677790)
And that is my name you obviously somehow figured it out.
You said your brother's name is Brian, and immediately Jeff popped into my head. I know a couple Brian's who have a Jeff as a brother, weird.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5677801)
No, I say it's too easy.

If you are good at Halo...you are automatically great at COD.
No. I started out sucking at COD4, then I became very good, not the Best, but very good. I got a 360 and started playing Halo and I won every match I ever played with ease, after about 3 or 4 days I decided it was way too easy.

Quote:
Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 5677823)
I am very very happy I am not lame enough to be good at video games, or play them all day. I have a PS3 and I haven't played it in 7 months. Honest to god. I don't know how people can get so enthralled with that sh*t. What a waste of time
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5677825)
yeah but you're a giant douche so...
Quote:
Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 5677827)
No no no. I'm a douchebag. Get it right assclown. Come on.
LOL
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 5678034)
Bullshit. In COD4 you can't jump like a ****ing super rabbit to avoid everyone.
This
Quote:
Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5678380)
Ummmm.....one's a game about war in real life and the other is about a fake war on a fake planet.....:spock:

See why there is a difference?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Metrolike (Post 5678388)
It's a goddamn ****ing construct, god dammit. NOT A PLANET!
LOL
Quote:
Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5678390)
Nerd.
LOL
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 5678395)
I love happy endings.
I see what you did there.
Quote:
Originally Posted by H4L0 (Post 5678518)
And this kid is bullshitting you, btw. I have nothing to lie about here. Also, note I never called Holly's friend, whom I am seeing, my "girlfriend".
**** you. RustShack has spent 2 years on here, and you spent 2 days on here. You are a tool. I am on RustShacks side. Go eat a dick.
Quote:
Originally Posted by H4L0 (Post 5678532)
Holly is blonde but no picture of her has been posted here.
Post one pussy.

Bowser 04-17-2009 11:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5678554)
Well.....this means that now YOU want to **** her as well.
Yep...

LMAO

raybec 4 04-17-2009 11:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5678553)
Like a yippy dog that won't shut up.

I would be okay with kicking all their asses. Holly's too.
Holly seems like a bit of a tramp, I'm gettin a half a chub.

H4L0 04-17-2009 11:44 AM
I never said Holly said anything. Read my post carefully. I have personally never heard anything about Jeremey period. She never mentions him or brings him up.

Mr. Plow 04-17-2009 11:45 AM
So is RustShack still with Holly like he said he was H4L0?

Mr. Plow 04-17-2009 11:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5678554)
Well.....this means that now YOU want to **** her as well.

Hell, I want to **** her at this point just so SOMEBODY is gettin' some from this chick.

RustShack 04-17-2009 11:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H4L0 (Post 5678540)
And Jeremey, I know I've never met you. But if you think you can just ignore what just about everyone has said about you, I don't think that many people are lying. When one person says shit like I've been told, fine, okay, that could be an opinion. BUT, when EVERYONE around Holly says what they say, then you've got a problem. Don't bullshit these people, Jeremey.
I'm glad your being cool about it, its too bad all this happened because she planned on bringing me next time since I have a new job and the reason I haven't been there is because I'm usually working until about 1 am the nights she goes. Honestly though you only know one side of the story, and a lot of other people see things the other way around. She claims she has no interest in your friend, I said quit leading him on then and she doesn't think she is. She told me she wasn't going to go with him and only told him maybe to be nice. So really I don't know whats going on yet. She hasn't broke up with me and I haven't broke up with her.

Katipan 04-17-2009 11:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H4L0 (Post 5678566)
I never said Holly said anything. Read my post carefully. I have personally never heard anything about Jeremey period. She never mentions him or brings him up.
You are a ****ing moron.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...10#post5676810

Quote:
Originally Posted by H4L0 (Post 5676810)
*sigh*

From day one when I first met Holly, all I heard was bitching about Jeremey. All I heard from my girl was bitching about Jeremey. I never heard ONE SINGLE good thing about this dude from Holly, or anyone else. My buddy comes over to have some drinks with us one night, meets holly, expressed interest, she expressed interest, and since then things with Jeremey got worse. He hung out with us again a short time later, and he asked her to a movie. She agreed. Today I find out Holly ditched Jeremey (Rustshack). And, here I am. Defending my friend and Holly.

RustShack 04-17-2009 11:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H4L0 (Post 5678550)
She's actually the sweetest girl I've ever met, I have an extremely hard time believing she's even incapable of being mean.
She isn't really ever mean... just things she does sometimes it really comes off as she doesn't care and I still can't figure it out if she realizes it of not.

H4L0 04-17-2009 11:47 AM
Then I was misinformed last night, which is the only reason I was looking at this in the first place.


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