Aww shit, the Dodgers hate freedom too.

https://www.denverpost.com/2019/06/2...ball-hits-fan/

She was probably looking down at her phone texting emojis and a selfie with those goofy add-ons when she got hit in the noggin. :shake:

Hey, I just had a brainstorm: everyone who sits in the high risk seat gets to wear a goalie mask with their teams logo!

Problem solved......


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When do the Royals extend the nets??

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Like a real piece of shit, she was not a third baseman and yet had the audacity to sit beyond the nets. That's a screaming line drive from one of the best hitters in the game.

Let me know when Jersey gets a baseball team.

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At this point, since we're already kicking out kids and the elderly, no beer in these sections. No eating or drinking during pitches. No bathroom breaks. No food breaks. Everyone must wear a glove. It probably still won't be enough to stop a 100+ mph line drive from drilling you. 2 of those 3 were not on their phones.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">As promised, the <a href="https://twitter.com/whitesox?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@whitesox</a> are extending the protective netting at Guaranteed Rate Field all the way to each foul pole. They are the first <a href="https://twitter.com/MLB?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@MLB</a> team to do so. <a href="https://twitter.com/cbschicago?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@cbschicago</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Whitesox?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Whitesox</a>/SoxTV <a href="https://t.co/1n2nazrYvr">pic.twitter.com/1n2nazrYvr</a></p>&mdash; Ryan Baker (@RyanBakerMedia) <a href="https://twitter.com/RyanBakerMedia/status/1149059116524089345?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 10, 2019</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Royals plan on extending protective netting, perhaps before the end of the season. A club official said this was in motion before a fan was hit by a ball this weekend.<br><br>“We’ll go as far as we can.” <a href="https://t.co/WUHP4c5xbK">https://t.co/WUHP4c5xbK</a></p>&mdash; Sam Mellinger (@mellinger) <a href="https://twitter.com/mellinger/status/1150850168834658304?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 15, 2019</a></blockquote>
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Like I said. Probably by next year every team will have this, it one impede the game one bit, and most of the posters complaining itt will forget they were ever against it.

They'll be on to the next "SJWs are destroying the world with their nanny state argle bargle" issue. And the cycle of life continues.

This just in:

Tampon dispensers to be installed on the back of every seat.

We'll see how this goes, if people have a negative reaction that'll be interesting.

Should help with your loose butthole problems.

WE NEED A GOD DAMN NET AROUND THE DOUGHNUT SHOP NOW! :rolleyes:

Toddler dies after falling into grease trap at Tim Horton's restaurant

https://www.foxnews.com/us/toddler-3...ant-police-say

A 3-year-old boy was killed in a tragic accident when he fell into unsecured grease trap behind a New York Tim Horton’s on Monday.

Efforts to revive the boy were unsuccessful, said Rochester Police Department investigator Francis Camp who choked back tears as he told reporters that the incident was a “horrible, horrible unimaginable, unspeakable tragedy.”

The toddler had come to work with his mother, an employee at the donut shop on Union Ave. in Rochester, officials said. She called cops shortly before 11 a.m. moments after her son wandered away from her side.

REASON FOR MASSIVE NYC BLACKOUT REMAINS A MYSTERY

Camp said “a witness” found the boy, who was not identified, within minutes and removed him from the grease pit.

That person administered CPR, as did police officers and paramedics, the investigator said. The boy was pronounced dead at the hospital.

Camp described the grease pit as similar to a manhole, just steps from the rear of the donut shop. The lid covering it was plastic.

“The lid gave way and he fell into the grease trap,” he said. “It looks like it was an unsecured lid.”

Reporters watched as officers tried to comfort distraught Tim Horton employees at the scene.

Investigators were working to determine the size of the grease trap, which is typically a steel tank used to keep fats, oils, and grease out of the sanitary sewer system, the Rochester Democrat & Chronicle reported.

“What occurred today was a tragedy and on behalf of the Tim Hortons family, we offer our deepest condolences to the family and friends of the young boy who passed away,” Tim Hortons said.

After eating ballpark nachos it's certainly needed

-One person killed in the last 50 years from a foul ball

-214,000 people die each year from accidents and violence

:hmmm:

Good thing we're getting nets everywhere-let's put them up across the outfield as well because people get hit with home runs

https://www.cdc.gov/injury/images/wi...c850w3200h.jpg