Sounds like its not near enough long to wack it to.

Bah. By the time you freaking posted it there was nothing that a couple of English jokers talking.

I've a big affinity toward asian chicks too.

she's hot, I'm just in this alba movie and she's hot too.

lots of her face making the expressions I want to see her make while I had my willy in her, works if you want it to.

I've got Tivo, and saw it six or seven times before I could post it.

for CC

Selfish bastard.

I've had this for a long time

I love calvin ball

the only rule, there are no rules but the ones you make up as you go along.

We might get to 9500 tonight.

NO

I mentioned the movie a long time ago, long before the nipple shot and the sexual face expressions, it's not my fault you decided you were more interested in the one inch punch (or was there a theme there)

I could start post-whoring some beryllium into the thread, that would take it to 10k.

We better....

NOOOOOOOOOO

No, Please, God NO!!!!!!!!!!

New rule, New rule, if you don't say CC is the best poster before every post you automatically lose one point.

Keading was looking for the one inch punch. I'm looking for a 10 inch punch.

Don't do it Simplex.

Hulk Hogan is the shit.

If it's quite alright, my vote would be random picture post time,



everyone could do a search for ninjas pictures and see how far we get.

We'll take a vote.


I say no.


Simplex and Sam Hall, what is your position on this.

Nah, I'm not staying up that late.

Train Hits Pedestrian Talking on Phone Tuesday February 13, 2007 3:16 AM


STUTTGART, Ark. (AP) - A woman eating from a bowl and talking on a cell phone walked past a railroad crossing gate and into the path of a freight train, police said Monday. She later died.

Investigators suspect the incident Sunday was an accident but have subpoenaed the 26-year-old woman's cell phone records to find out whom she was talking to.

``She wasn't paying attention,'' Lt. Mark Duke said.

Alba just said, "No, we just fuck"



why is it so sexy to hear a pretty girl say F**K and Pussy?

that's a negatory

See the calvin Ball post above, I was just continuing the thought.

Then it's official. Request denied CC.

Again, I'll lean to the no side.

Simplex and Sam Hall?

need more cats

and you are the one that posted the Calvin Ball Picture.....

no

You mother****er.

Anyone pulls out the blood ninja and I'll..., well,...


Nothing. 'Cause I'm outta here.

Later pussies.

Later, your not a pussy tonight cause you helped me with Linux.

Pussy

so if I make a request and two of the three of you agree than it passes as a rule??????





see the power hunger surge in my eyes???

I had a chance encounter with that picture

Blood ninja has already been done here and nobody understood how funny it was.

Yes, and you will never be given power here.

Don't leave simplex, I have another rule request....

Here's how it works. If we all agree on something someone else wants then it's a rule until one of us changes our mind. If any one of us makes up a rule you all have to abide by it, but we can all break it.

It's really quite simple.

It's not a two out of three deal?

Both me and Sam Hall are still here. If we somehow have a split decision, we have the choice to put it to a vote with all of the common people. Or we could wait on our ruling until next time Simplex checks in.

Is so easy....Happy Go Lucky
We are the world! We did it!
QQQQ..SSSS
YATTA YATTA

BTW with these types of rules you are all becoming dangerously close to female status.....

Did you get your shit figured out?

It would be if we wanted it to be.

Yeah, I have to run off a Linux Boot Disk until I get an XP Boot Disk so I can Repair my shit.

Thanks to KC Fish. He is helping me out bigtime.

I could have you killed if I wanted to.

Hey, if you have just over 1,000 posts tommorow, you'll reach 20,000

Won't happen. Sorry to disappoint.

I have to meet with my tax accountant in the morning, it's sure to put me in a foul mood the rest of the day.

I request the termination at the hands of this girl

http://www.lijingaction.com/left.jpg


simplex said she's a killer

Punch him in the gooch if you dont get a big refund.

tax time is here, huh?

They're building a mud house on Dirty Jobs if anyone's interested.

This thread died.

No, I'll punch him if I *DO* get a big refund.

I'll be within a couple hundred of break even either way. What will piss me off is when he gives me the final numbers about how much I gave the govt this year. If you knew your actual effective tax rate it would make you sick.

Well would you say its more than 40% of your income?

more boobies on "the sleeping dictionary", not Alba....

By the time you calculate in your income taxes, Socialist Insecurity, various luxury taxes, sales taxes paid (which you can get a really good estimate at), excise taxes, licensing fees, etc, etc, I can assure you that everyone on this board pays over 60% of what they make back the to the govt.

Oh, and that doesn't account for increased cost of goods due to business taxes, which most economists agree is just South of 30%.

Not I, said the full time student.

The price of Freedom, isn't it grand.....

...of course that's the beauty of the scheme, it's damn near impossible to get a complete grasp on how badly they're f**king you.

My parents have somebody else calculate my taxes, said another full time student.

A) Wanna bet?

B) They're just setting you up. They're investing in your future taxing potential.

So I'm drinking Negra Modela dark tonight. First time in probably 3 years I've had the stuff. Much better than I remember, which isn't very much.

Im guessing B

Not to be an ass, but do you really think you're free? If you're doing what you want, but within their limits, and they can take things away from you at will, and only they are allowed to use force to get their way, are you free?

Crazy Coffey, is it just me, or do our Avatars look like they want to fight eachother (and I haven't even taken a drink or smoked tonight).

The mushy love articles have taken over the Internets

TAKE COVER EVERYBODY PANIC

Ok, now I'm seriously off to bed. If I don't get my sleep everyone at the customer site is going to hate me tomorrow.

well, yeah, why do you think you get such great interst rates on student loans, why are they so much lower than credit cards, car loans, personal loans, mortgages......... See where I'm going.

Loans...hahaha...I'm all about the scolarships.

Again, how do you type sarcasim in your posts?????

The govt. desperately wants you to either be a productive little tax payer or a complete societal leach who's every morsel comes from the govt. nipple.

I need to get some shut eye

Puh puh puh puh puh pussy.