What do you mean by "you people"

I resemble that comment.

Well supposedly there is a professional football club in Los Angeles.

You're right.

I should have said pussies.

I wonder if you meant resent when you said resemble.

I started this thread on the 5th, that's ten days after I registered and busted my post cherry. Even at my current rate I wouldn't have been over 800, but I bet more realistically I was only at a few hundred, maybe 500 at the most.

I'm pretty sure I didn't n00b.

You are the n00b.

I thought I was the n00b! :harumph:

The new IFC movie that just started is "the sleeping dictionary" - 2003 with jessica alba, it says she doesn't show anything, but I will keep a critical eye for anything worth mentioning.

The Discovery channel is running a thing on the science of various martial arts. I don't remember them measuring the speed or deadliness of my farts.

that's funny

Christ, they're touting ninjitsu. Every teen-aged computer loser just creamed his pants.

Linux is so much better than Windows. I wish I could get my brother to stop being so Laaaaaame and stop playing World of Warcraft so that we could just use Linux.

Billy Joel, "but you're always a n00b to me"

Be sure he knows that only homos play that game.

give me a .45 and a few yards with a cocked hammer...

That won't convince him. Hes never even been in sniffing distance of a chick, so he probably is.

I didn't know the NFL combine is next week. That's good news.

Goodnight, guys.

I know, already....

I bet you can find some cricket on the tube as well if you want to watch boring sports spectacles like the combine.

Your brother is the UNAW?????

Pussy. Normally I dont do this for everybody but tonight is the night of the post whore.

Pussy

No, hes gay and doesn't like sports.

I'm honored. Sorry I can't earn my keep more. I'll be back tommorrow night to whore.

TrimSpa found a new spokesperson

Pussy.

Gawd Damnit. "The death punch" is for real. A ninja can kill you with one punch to the chest.

The hammer-fist punch to the chest that guy did caused more damage than a hit to the chest with a bat from another guy.

Is the One Inch Punch real?

I'm definitely not watching it. I just want some clarity to all the speculation about whom the Chiefs will draft.

So it's 50/50 then

Yup. And would kill you.

:hump:

I thought the one inch punch could only knock you down, I had no idea it could kill you.

obviously

http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/jabba.jpg

Weis, before the face lift.

The ninja that they had do it compressed the chest of the dummy he hit 2 inches, which mean he actually made contact with the heart and some bundle of nerves in front of it, which frequently makes it stop.

yeah, it you just absorb the entire punch energy.

Does Linux have a special feature that teaches the one inch punch?

My little wheelie-bob thingy on my mouse has malfunctioned. I'm quite annoyed by that.

Did you hit the mouse against a wall or table yet? That happens to me often and it comes unjammed right away.

You have sex with a mouse?

You should probably stop clicking on so much porn.

You have to know that already.

I guess Linux comes with everything. And if it doesnt come with it you can get it for free.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_inch_punch

Read Bitches.

It's not jammed, it's more like stripped. I can roll and roll but I get no scroll.

BTW - alba looks hot, in this movie she's a malaysian native, no obvious makeup (I like less makeup, see the natural beauty)


skimpy dresses, but no nudity yet, probably not for her.

she's in a towl right now, just got out of the shower.

This show is freaking fascinating.

I recommend catching it if it repeats.

"Fight Science" on the National Geographic channel.

My clicker is fine thank you. :harumph:

You need a new mouse.

Don't worry about it, there are 3 V-Dubs for under $17,000.

Oh, and I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Video of one inch punch

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She doesn't look the least bit Asian.

sorry I'm watching "sleeping dictionary" with alba

"she performs wifely duties"

that alone has keep me interested.

???

Alba.

I must have not seen that post, who called her asian?

malaysia, is a little different, and I don't care, she's hot


I would drink Jabba's dirty bathwater for a few hours with Jessica alba.

Oh, shes playing a Malaysian housewife.

You might want to go a little smaller, Im not sure if the Planet can take a pic of that size on here without crashing.

http://www.jessica-alba.org/038.jpg

this is a better one of her from the movie (Malaysian, not asian)

Poorly from what little I have watched.

I don't want to give her a nomination, I want to give her my Knobination.

Let's see how far I can go with the o rly? owl

WOW. This chick with the 3-section staff is like watching a freaking ballet.

Li Jing. Much hotter than Alba. And she can kill your ass.

does not compute



Li Jing search produced many male results.
you scare me now.

http://www.lijingaction.com/

Now THAT'S what I'm talking about.

http://www.lijingaction.com/left.jpg

Isnt her name Bai Ling?

No. Do not mock her or I'll let her kill you.

Nice, is she going to say the words

"I choose you, I do wifely duties"

cause I about jeet my drawers when Alba said it.

I would love to have my way with either of them. Hell both of them, I could die very happy.

Jessica Alba is hotter.

Dude, she's Chinese. You know she would do what you said and stuff.

You and your queer brother can just go back to World of Homocraft. NTTAWWT.

Theres definitely something wrong with that..

WE HAVE Breasts!!!! NIPPLE SHOT.

It was a cut away, so can't confirm that it was hers.

but gratutious sex scene is in full swing.



OH, YEA, caught a glimpse, this one was hers for sure.