lol

it has nothing to do with the clothes though. People are going through rough times everywhere of some sort. I think it would be a riot as long as i don't get arrested.

I just want to walk into a womans clothing store in the mall and pick a pants suit off the rack and try it on. Just to see the looks on peoples faces. I just need someone to come along and film it. If i go to that much trouble i want it on tape for the memories.

Heading out the door for some smithwicks and 12 year old jameson..corn beef and cabbage and shepperds pie. I should be very gassy and drunk when I get home..that is all.

her grandkids will love that someday

People who complain about a lack of football posts are douchey. If they do so and rarely post, douchier. Tap on the thread icon to isolate sports stuff. Put threads you don't like on ignore. Post something football-related. But, please, the Interwebz is a social medium and people get bored and like time-killing small talk, so wash the sand out of your vag and shut the f**k up

I know a lot of people consider the 20th of March, or daylight savings time the start of spring, but to me it's always that first time I shave my chest in the new year. It's like I'm getting rid of the winter coat and now I'm ready to party with hot bitches all summer long.

Joining the ranks of the unemployed has been a difficult transition for me... I've worked every day of my adult life.

But you know what really sucks balls? The Price is Right. Drew Carey is really terrible on that show. I miss Bob.
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Next to Christmas, today is my favorite day of the year

Sigourney Weaver is hosting SNL. Watching just for the inevitable Aliens jokes.

Hi, dukestain

Those Buffalo Wild Wings commercials where the guy keeps sending the game into OT make me wish Buffalo Wild Wings would go bankrupt and never make another commercial again.

THIS.

I always forget that I don't have avatars turned off cuz normally it doesn't matter....except on Sunday mornings. I was just now perusing a thread when Scorp's avatar was on my screen, I'm so used to it, I didn't think about it being bad....until people started walking by and I realized I had close to porn on my screen in the sanctuary. Good call, Jill. Good call.

No much worse than getting stuck behind a minivan on 71 North.

People with neck tattoos
I'm not sure what it says about you
but it ain't anythng good