"hey guys, I gets all the p@ssy...yeah I be tappin it 247"
"sorry, sorry dirkplanet, I just thought you'd want to kiss me....I love you" [/midnight mushroom head]
http://www.thejay.com/wp-content/hoffmanboogie.jpg

I'd have to agree & i gotta admit that they've both kept us quite entertained the last 2 days.

"look guys, here I am rockin' it with chics and my best friend dirk at a party last night...losers" [/midnight cuckold]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f5...ina/boogie.jpg

The receeding hairline thing is going on too. Uncanny.

Here, ole Studmuffin demonstrates his bad ass chic-catchin skillzzzz

<object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NTI3MTI5"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/NTI3MTI5" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/index/first-motorcycle-ride-goes-poorly.html">First Motorcycle Ride Goes Poorly</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">free videos</a></font>

You're right....all guys who ride bikes are smooooooooth.

"I hope your car has a big trunk, because I'm gonna put my bike in it" [/midnight turdburgler]

I remember when my Dad bought a motorcycle, which is completely out of his character, but he wanted to save money on gas, which is completely in his character. The first time he rode it, he popped the clutch, and drove head on into our neighbors parked truck. The impact caused him to slide forward and he ripped his pants and his nut sack on the hinge of the gas cap on the tank. He literally ripped open his bag. It took 6 stitches to fix him. That was the first and last time he ever rode a motorcycle.

I'd be curious to see where Midnight Dickless live, since the unwanted slam towards Iowa....

Well that makes me feel better, the first time I tried to ride a dirtbike I popped the clutch and the thing shot out right from underneath me and into a privacy fence. I'm glad I didn't stay on it.

Its that same douche who stole the laptop.

You probably saved your sack by letting it go. :)

Well, I just hope that his bike get engulfed in flames from the wildfires.

Man this thread is epic.

You've taken enough of a beating around here that I don't even feel like bothering to pile on. I will say this though, you said you were 25, but you look 35. So, if you're 25, lay off the hard drugs and nightly boozing. If you're 35...............LMAO

2 in the Hall, from the same guy...albeit for all of the wrong reasons.