They'd be attached to the duck, like always.

BTW, the safe word is "Aflac".

yeah, no feathers then. You all know my line is drawn at animal play.

Well, in fairness, I didn't specify if the duck was alive or dead, or how it died, or how long ago it died.

Either way.....no feathers.

Now, Spike TV, the "CSI" about the "Trek"-like convention where someone dies.

Liz Vassey. In hot sci-fi outfits. Periodically throughout the show in Hodges's daydreams.

Win. :whackit:

GSP is going to whoop Dan Hardy's ass. How do i justify wasting fitty-bucks on that?

I don't know....but ima get the fight, get smashed and watch someone get there face punched in....worry about the bill next month.....yeah.....**** it....im irresponsible anyway....

FINALLY! Its warm enough tomorrow to fire up my smoker.
We'll be having a pork fest tomorrow...

I'm a genius, really. Last year I had a tough time keeping the temp constant on my charcoal smoker. So, with a little ingenuity, I have remedied that issue.
I bought some fireproof insulation and an iron bowl for added charcoal. Did a test run last night and the temp stayed constant at 225. I have 2 racks of spare ribs, some country ribs, a rack of baby backs and a pork butt going on at 0800 tomorrow. I'm using mesquite wood chips, an apple cider blend wet rub and my own personal dry rub that has a lot of heat in it.
I have missed being able to do this. The winter has been way to long.
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i never knew you guys were into that stuff





sorry, just had to do it. happy porking:D:)

they need better directions for female condoms. looked like she was just sitting there blowing bubbles

that Qwerty guy sure is a good inventor

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i'm not a cross dresser or anything like that but i would like to go try on a pants suit just for the hell of it

Slippery slope, my friend. Next thing you know, you're shopping at Victoria's Secret and trying on lipstick in the women's department stores. :shake: Just say no.

that depends... does the lipstick come with her?

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/m...ma/Lima2-1.jpg

And do you try it on your penis, by having her leave a lipstick-ring around it? :D

"Rainbow party" with the Victoria's Secret models... writing that on my Bucket List...