My son's third b-day party. Sorry, but you guy's don't rate in comparison. :)

Nice, but his third b-day party lasted all night? Was there booze involved? Strippers?

I had that problem several times when I first got my PC a few years ago, I ended up buying SpySweeper and it worked really good. Your bro should invest in that. My spyware protection is provided for free from AOL now, and I don't have too many problems anymore. Whatever it is it works really well. Then again, I don't do much on the internet either. You may have to end up doing a recovery on that PC.

I know there's files inside, but don't break it open to get them out.....

Didn't you ever tell him he needed "protection" if he was going to mess around?

he was typing with condoms on his fingers, not good enough???

Of course.

No, but by the time I got it all cleaned up (the dinner, the cake, etc, etc.) I was whipped. I also had to get up early to shovel my driveway and the neighbor's.

Your son?

Who's the real father?

You. Speaking of, where's the child support check this month?

You know what I just realized?

Padres: Won division last year, Knocked out of Quarterfinals of playoffs (first round they played in), new Manager this year

Chargers: Won division last year, Knocked out of Quarterfinals of playoffs (first round they played in), new Head Coach this year.

It's in the mail.

Look for it on Monday.

Jeez... this thread is like it's own state now... I'll get my 1 in.....

well, welcome to hell

I updated the post count to get you included as a one poster.

Hey, all! Just thought I would pop in to see Coffey's post count! Probably won't hang for long (although I may check back later).

This thread is going to hit 10,000 soon, perhaps tonight if all the slackers are present.

So, you got a thing for coffey?

NTTATWWT

What the hell, somebody ransacked Anna Nicole Smith's house right after she died and stole all her pictures and baby photos and videos.

No, don't worry. No need to be jealous.

It's on my list of accomplishments for the night, along with drinking some vodka

BTW I found Orange juice so I can have a screwdriver instead of the white polack (poorman's white russian)

I was just out in Hollywood on Sunday evening where they held a candle-light vigil for her. We went thinking it would be a good opportunity to laugh at some idiots but the joke was on us. We were pretty much the only people who showed up. Oh, well. Before we left I planted a random photo on the "altar" which some got some confusing looks from the people who showed up later and may or may not have made the news (it was still on the altar when the news crew was shooting).

really? thats low life










It wasn't you was it????

White Polack = Vodka + Milk?

whew, thought I was in danger of having another man crush....


don't make me go get Grandpa

yeah, chocolate milk


I didn't think I had anything to mix it and wasn't ready for the dry martini yet (even dirty) Plus it's cheap vodka,


It wasn't as bad as it sounds, but not an all night drink, that's for sure.



I also have some HoHo's I could put them in the blender with a bit of milk and a few jiggers of Vodka.

I learned this weekend why America tells so many jokes about the Polish; it turns out America gifted Poland farm equipment following WWII. Unfortunately, they did not know how to operate it so it sat unused for years and they continued using their antiquated farm equipment and methods.

Skip Towne?

Good thing you have OJ.

Well, you are a sexy bitch!

It was hiding in the freezer, a mix can of OJ/Pineapple/apple juice, real sweet, mixing about half and half for the first one, probably need to up it to three parts vodka and one part juice.

better than the white polack.

El Borracho, I think its time for a new avatar for you.

OK, I'm out for a bit. Maybe I'll return later and you can all tell me about your weekends.

Dude, You are supposed to do at least 3/4 Vodka for the first one, you need to catch up.

The Royals thread is consuming my time, so behave yourselves :)

Why? Gunther is probably the best coach on our staff.

Ok, for real. See you all in a bit.

That's interesting.


In Bosnia we brought a lot of building supplies (as americans, not me personally) and you could tell which race between the muslims, serbs, and croats were the lazy ones and where all there "hidden boarders" were. drive along any part and as soon as you see the building supplies still in the pile they were left in, you knew you entered the muslim territory.


Any american Muslims on the board, I am not trying to make a generalized statement about all muslims, just all muslims in the former yugoslavia.

No, I was trying to make a joke about the UNAW and the night I was banned.

ahhh man, I like Gunther.....

Gunt is a useless bastard.

yeah but, it's cheap american vodka, I need to numb up a little before I burn the hole in my stomach.

Everytime I see his av, I think he is old.

You were banned?
I didn't notice.















J/K

Hey guys.

Hello. You better be ready to post-whore your ass off tonight, we gotta reach 10K!

Ooohhhhhhh......an excuse to be a post-whore!!!!

Hey Red, who is that in your Avatar?

I'm a Lady.

crew is assembled and ready for transmition.




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****in Rabbit. I HATE RABBITS!!!

Very tired. How are you?

hey, How you doin.http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/im...30__joey_l.jpg






maybe we are all girls and you are the only guy

Well then I've got damn nice boobs for being a guy.

I know, it's like Christmas again......

http://re3.mm-a2.yimg.com/image/2296189327

I hope you didnt show them off in here last night when I was gone, if you have still yet to show them, when are you going to?

Only with more snow.

Prove it

Just ask acesn8s. He'll verify.

certainly was, months of May and August top the lists

He was here earlier.

meh, biased source

ANYONE HERE SEE THE MOVIE

Bubba Ho-tep?



wierd, funny movie, I need to watch it again when I'm fugged up.

Go rent the movie Gummo before you get too drunk.

Since when did people start referring to Marty Schottenheimer as "Schott?" I saw it for the first time last night. I think he's being made fun of because he was fired.

:)

trying to fullfill my boring life?

I'm stuck in a snow storm, the wife is gone for three days....
it sounds too much like reality. That's not what I want.



This is what I want....
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something that's not reality....

He helped me out a lot tonight, I refuse to agree with you.

You asshole CC, I'm telling you if you are going to be drunk, you want to watch Gummo.

In some ways we all are



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I would like to fire the author of this story and the editor who came up with the headline. This might be the worst article about Johnny Cash I have ever read. I just wasted five minutes of my life.

http://www.slate.com/id/2147591/