I don't really give a shit.

If you don't want to read the thread, don't ****ing read the thread. Pretty ****ing simple.

Hootie still seems to

post just a few

words in each line, but at least

he seems to have stopped adding... after the lines

so I guess that's progress

don't be jealous

that my posting style

is way better than yours

I can't help it I'm awesome

You're getting a little boring here, but have fun.

at least I have expectations

and I'm not a bundle of sticks, like you

That's pretty good advice. But this is the so-called "best thread of the offseason". I don't want to miss something funny. So far, I've missed all of the funny.

that's fine and all

I agree. Hard to live up to the expectations.

we've always had different senses of humor

If my life expectations were the same as your's I'd be pretty depressed.

Just pick any 25-30 posts. The whole thing will be that, repeated.

I make fun of person X as much as I make fun of myself.

If people can't see that or understand it I don't know what to say.

When I say things like

"I am the inner circle"

anyone who thinks I'm saying that because I really think it and I'm not just pulling off an e-persona is just...dumb

cool man

some people are scholars

some people are doctors

some people are waiters

some people are janitors

some scholars are happy, some are depressed

some janitors are happy, some are depressed

whatever gets you through the day

me? I'm a happy guy. I'm sorry I don't live up to this board's expectations to where I should be in life. You guys think super highly of me and I suppose I appreciate that.

Could we package Hootie and Pete and trade for Skip and maybe Joey?

am I the prized prospect in that trade or just the throw in?

You remind me of a puppy dog.

Sorter is ****ing awful.

n00b

posts in .gifs

and it's all one ****ing chick

and it creeps me the **** out

that has to be the most overrated n00b of all time