what's that play where one guy feeds lines to another to get him laid..err, to woo a woman?

Done.

That's certain to impress. Definitely. Let's do this.

gladly.

texting might make you seem important, as long as its not too much that you look like a complete dick

Save that for later. When you first meet her complement her about something other than just her physical looks. Complement something she's wearing, "I like your dress" or something non-physical about her, "You have a great energy about you" or "Your smile brightens up the room". This will disarm her more than "You look beautiful". Save the physical compliments until later, time them well and don't over-compliment.

Alright our version of the "Sherminator" shall become a man, this is freakin awesome

hour and a half may be a little too long, hour and 10 minutes maybe?

Dude, that would be the biggest mistake you can do on a date, especially the first one. OMG :doh!:

ok, lets not have him parading around like a queer.

do you really think, at this point, he will be relaxed and charismatic enough to properly deliver either of those lines?

Probably not.

I'd rather bet $1000 on just one number on Roulette to hit, then to bet on Gochiefs getting pussy tonight.

You could be a scape goat, too. Hell, if chicks do it, so can guys.

Do I kiss her when I greet her?

LMAO

No, grope and fondle her.