That's what I'm sayin'.

Ok, I'm going to bed now and my odds of getting any are very, very low.

Catch you guys tomorrow.

pussy

good evening crowd

good luck...



























pussy! ROFL thats 2!

Why does Bob Dole talk about himself in 3rd person? Is it because the former senator of Kansas talked about himself using 3rd person in a commercial about erectile dysfunction?

Thank God, the reinforcements are here.

G'night all.

Pussy

Because he talked about himself in the 3rd person during his Presidential campaign.

gotcha

yeah, I missed the UNAW sighting, but gotta say lots of talk tonight about being pussy whipped. except you luv

:)

I just caught the UNAW sighting, he started his own thread for the attention...... I refuse to post on it. meh

:harumph:

Definition of UNAW please..I know who it is..but..what does that mean?

Bob Dole can't even accurately recall exactly why Bob Dole started doing it back at the old KC Star board. It was probably some sort of half-drunk response to a vocal liberal poster, however. Bob Dole had an account over there prior to the Bob Dole account, so it was in response to something.

But by God, when Bob Dole sets his mind to something, Bob Dole follows through.

Miss luv did some shopping today. I now have the following alcohol:

vodka
kahlua
Bailey's
ButterShots
Jager (damn, I may need to run and pick up some Red Bull really quick)
rum

Actually, I think I'm going to run to the grocery store real quick. Pick up some Red Bull and cranberry juice. I've heard vodka and cranberry is good.

Be back in a few!

Grey Goose and cranberry is the best. You won't even taste the vodka.

UnNamed Atention Whore

UnNamed Attention Whore

after a few crown and waters, I ran out of alcohol, while we watched the Davinci Code. dry now.

I saw today where Absolute has a Cranberry. I almost did, but didn't. I've got Smirnoff I need to get rid of first.

Anything else I should look for? Some other little ingredient that would help one (or two) of these be a great shot/drink?

Good movie.

I almost bought some Crown. I already had four different bottles of alcohol. I didn't want to look like a lush.

Take the Smirnoff to the dome if you're a glutton for punishment :D

Gotchya..

My arteries are hardening looking at that line up..and if you add red bull I'm gunna :Lin:

It was a pretty good movie, I gotta say though, I'm christian and I have heard that there is a pretty big religious outcry against the movie, and I didn't get that from it..... of couse I probably understand religion slightly more than the average man.....

this is funny if you follow recruiting and dispise Oklahoma.

Sounds a lot like Bob Dole's Wal~Mart cart when he visits Missouri. (Except there is more than one bottle of each.)

Okay. So I'm at Wal-Mart. I reach for this bottle of cranberry juice on the top shelf. It's in between two bigger bottles a little more snug than I thought it was. The two bigger bottles (both plastic) fall. I dodge them as to not get knocked out. They both end up busting open when they hit the floor. A couple of stockers happened to be right there. Yep, he went and did the "clean up on isle ## for juice spill". I was so embarrassed. I grabbed my bottle I was going for to begin with and left the isle before he got back.

At least they didn't get on the loudspeaker and ask for a price check on condoms or Tampax while you were in line.

You should have hung around and gave them a piece of your mind for stocking the shelves to snug.

good thing this guy wasn't around

I'd have no problem with that, actually. Just a part of life.

When I was at the grocery store earlier this evening. I bought two six packs of water. I think they were like $1.49 each. They wouldn't ring up. The guy (I'm guessing 22-24) asks me if I know how much they were. I told him I wasn't for sure. He said they just became a dollar a piece. He then looked at me, and said "Eh. I'm lazy. They're just a dollar, period." Then, he rang up the alcohol I had bought. He asked me for my ID. I gave it to him. He say's "11/15/76?" Yep. He just kind of went hmm and handed me my ID back. I love it when that happens. :)

UNAW

He apparently would not have been able to offend her.

GoChiefs joke - incoming!

Okay, you guys know what I've got to work with. Any suggestions for first drink/shot?

Vodka and cranberry

How much of each? Half and half?

Got any Dr. Pepper? Just mix it all together, minus the Baileys, and top it off with DP. Trust me on this.

Jeez, you want someone to come over and pour your drinks for you?

poor some cranberry, then vodka, then some more cranberry

Zero soda. Should have pickd up a couple of 20 oz bottles. Too late. I'm not getting out again.

I'm looking forward to trying the vodka and cranberry. I'm also hoping that someone suggests a butternipple at some point. :)

How great would that be!?!

I don't know. How great would it be?

I don't know either. :(

Damn it. As usual I must do something for myself.

We all gotta do for ourselves sometimes.

Whew! Okay. Only one of these for me.

1. I'm not too big on the cranberry.
2. At least I can't taste the vodka, even though I can feel it going down.
3. I can taste the cranberry though.

the important thing is you can't taste the vodka.

Pretty much.

Well, it's also the only one, because I have some shots to do too.

I wish I could drink right now. I long to just post stupid comments that are subject to others interpretations.

I like getting drunk. It's fun. It would be a hell of a lot more fun if ya'all were here.

Don't sell yourself short...

yup, I missed this from earlier, but SP just sold himself as Short..... Martin Short.

It's almost 10am. :shrug:

I see I finally made the roster. :D

We spent about $210.00 on alcohol yesterday while bowling in a tournament... I'm feeling -------- so - so right now.....

It's 8:58 here, Pussy.

I'm drinking to forget

Because I've been drinking, the "moderation" of the night crew might be lenient tonight.

LMAO

Moderation?
That whole evil triumverate thing is going to your head.

Should have been drinking in moderation.

I don't really care tonight. Blame it on Jack and Coke.

Jack Daniels and cocaine? Sounds like a wide awake drunk.

No, but I do feel surprisingly sober.

You don't ruin jack by putting a kids drink with it

I felt like keeping it simple.

Don't worry Sam I've got you back...



...for about 15 minutes. Then I have to got to bed.

Is your Jack watered down?

The Evil Triumpirate=The biggest pussies.

Don't encourage me

This big pussy needs his sleep because he's pitching a $1M+ deal to a company from who flew up from New Zealand to see him.

$1M+ international deals is a man's game if ever there was one.

I guess post #9058 shut you guys up, huh?

If it's not your Jack then it must be your coke.

Yawn.......I'm watching a movie.

So you need your beauty sleep cause you're selling something.

Pussy

It's makeup and hair products.

I have a tampon deal on Wed.

Hope they aren't used.

good luck,


if you get it, I'm available as muscle for hire

Just once.