I hung out with two old farts for 3 hours tonight.

Like, a couple in their late 60s.

FML

Shouldn't this be in your "I Have A Date" thread?

Ward eight. Best ward in the District.

Now this is cool. The RTU that handles the theater's A/C has suddenly decided to work sporadically, and the 20-HP motor and giant cooling fan are making the whole ceiling shake. Which says something, since I've got a projector next to me making noise like a leaf blower, and a sub-bass system in the theater which rattles your bones with each "Avatar" explosion, yet I can still feel the building shake when this fan goes crazy. I'm waiting for it to drop through the ceiling at any minute...

Who wants to go fast?

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Tara Lipinsky has grown very hittable. :hump:

Every time I hear the Subway "five dollar footlong" ads, I want to kill something.

The ads for "The Office"'s "one hour baby event" practically SCREAM "Jump The Shark".

Today I drove up to my old Kingdom Hall, pulled into the parking lot and yelled **** YOU!

CATHARTIC RAGE MOTHER****ERS

Barbara Luna was one smokin' chick. Just caught her in the second series premiere of "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century". She played the new character Hawk's soon-to-be-dead g/f. Granted, she had a wig and makeup, but she was over 40 at this point.

http://www.scifiupdates.com/home/ima...rbara_Luna.jpg

She was also on the original "Star Trek".

http://www.johnshoffner.com/images/t...rbara-luna.jpg

She's been doing TV work since the late 50s.

J-Lo still looks good. Nice and curvy.

A.J. Cook ("Criminal Minds") is underrated.

My GPS talks like a Cylon.


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Q. What's better than a hot S'mores pop-tart after sex?

A. Two hot S'mores pop-tarts, bitches.
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I always thought it would be a really wonderful thing to pop a piece of chocolate into a bitch's mouth right as she orgasms.

I always knew GoChiefs liked to swing. How as a blow job w/ from the bitch w/ the dentures? Or did she do it smooth gummed?

Heh, the irony is that a few days later I actually DID hang out with swingers. They were in their 30s, though.