Thanks. I was hurt that you excluded me. LMAO

Nope. Sedan.

It looked similar to this, except the colors are reversed.

http://www.simoncars.co.uk/chevrolet...or%20Sedan.jpg

Especially your life. Slam 3 beers so you can function properly.

Nah I have a big day at work tomorrow.

I don't know what's more pathetic.

Hootie trying to prove he's a party boy or CP's old guys trying to father him.

how am I trying to prove something?

I don't need to lie on this message board. Clearly my posts and my behavior rubs everyone the wrong way. If I cared, I probably just wouldn't post. I post for fun on this site.

I genuinely have fun receiving life lessons from mature posters on ChiefsPlanet.

I don't think you're lying.

Do them... I loved the ones you did well worth it.

People keep accusing me of making up stories.

Why the **** would I make up some of these stories?

Now hootie...if you take the advice of fourtysomethings on this board, twenty years from now, instead of being a 28 year old on a message board talking about drinking (something to be despised), you can be a fourtysomething on a message board (which is something to be adored).

Because they are old and have beer bellies

Shit a 55 Chevy was a classic when I was fixing cars in the middle 70's. 55-57 was always a classic. I had a 57.

They were comparing me to Joey earlier.

That was low.

That's good, because pretty much everything you've done has been done before. It's not like you are the first drunken idiot in the history of man, Hootie.

Most of us survived it and actually know what we are talking about. Maybe you will as well, and in 10 years, you'll be doing the same thing "we" are to some Hootie-like youngster.

Who'll thinks he's awesome for telling his outrageous stories, too.

Coming from you? Really? You don't get to determine "pathetic" around here.

"Around here" being the keyword.

You really think Hootie will take any advice given here? No. Not because he's dumb but because of the kind of personality. The guy will learn from his own mistakes.

I'm going to take another stab at the Hootie roast. I'm going to attempt to redeem myself.

I'm freaking tired right now though. I spent 8a-12p in class, 12p-2p shopping for my wedding reception stuff and playing buzztime trivia with my dad at BWW and 3p-now creating a 146 question set of online flashcards for my Pharmacology class to utilize for a test we have ...People in my class are loving them some rico because of that shit, but damn, I am freaking drained. Sporadically posted on here a few times tonight...I've mentioned this before, but sometimes CP is like my smoke-break since I don't smoke.

Tired as shit now, a lot of studying tomorrow...I'll whip something up eventually though.

A kinesthetic learner...often times learning from the negative experiences. I'd be a lying sack of shit if I were to say I couldn't relate to that.

First management job ever. I owned LJS.

Not a big fan of your avatar. Wish you'd have went with the Rico Suave ****er instead, but, hey, to each their own.

You're coming off like Joey now. You're like a cross between American Pie's Jim and Joey, with a little bit of stiffler and antifreeze.

Shock value isn't comedic, it's people laughing at somebody stupid enough to do something that a normal person wouldn't do.


I hope you figure that out before Clint Eastwood outlives you.

Why? Does Uncle Rico remind you of every Chiefs QB since Montana?

nah, just Geno smith

To be honest, I think I'd prefer it also. My last name is relatively similar to "Suave," which is how I got the nickname, "Rico," years ago when that song came out....I was like 7 or 8 years old.

I've just had so many people on here make the "Uncle Rico" connections, presumably because it's a football board and Uncle Rico can throw a pigskin a quarter-mile.

I haven't been able to get my avatar right, for the life of me...I want to find something that fits and that I won't feel the need to change...ever. It probably will end up being Rico Suave.

You could in theory beg for a username change and come back with a clean slate, no? Maybe just create a gimmick?

Nah. I don't care how stupid you (and others) think I am or have been with this username. I'll own up to my "rico" name. Not ashamed.

Don't be a baby, come back with a "Hootie's Girl" gimmick.

But, but, but.....I'm not a lesbian....?????

Considering the way he has depicted some of his ol' girlfriends, it would be a pretty nice gimmick, I must say.

Yeah, to disrespect Joey like that....

My all apologies to Joey.

Ahh frootie. **** what the old foggies say, I can still hang with you Endelt style. You'd probably be pretty proud of my weekend at the lake. But I'm not posting any of those videos.

Just now read the CC roast. I missed literally every bit of that CC\Hootie stuff when it happened.

Wow.

LMAO

I think Hootie is a smart guy. Smart enough to incorporate more than just his own mistakes in his thinking about his future. He'll do it in his own time though, which is fine.

Ahhh shut up |douche|

Geez welcome to last week.

I was going to save this for post 10K, but way she goes...

75. KnowMo2724

KnowMo is the typical, delusional Bronco fan...only on speed. He is one of the biggest homers to ever grace the board and has less football knowledge than Donger. Also, has a penchant for losing bets and welching on them in short order.

He lives in his mom's basement and her meatloaf gives him the ability to post for hours at a time. She is pretty cool though. She takes him and his friends to Casa Bonita every year for his birthday to see the cliff divers and Black Bart's cave (ooooo scary). His most recent gift was a custom orange and blue 1974 Dodge Dart from Elway Motors.

Once, he convinced a drunken Hootie that he was a 22 year old college coed and a three way with a Peyton Manning fathead ensued. They then took pictures of the sheets covered in anal blood and framed them on the basement wall.

Positives: Went 16-0 in Madden on Pro difficulty after editing all Denver players to 99 overall. The meatloaf is pretty good. Only crossed swords once during the 3 way (swore that it was Peyton's, so it resumed).

Cons: He is Blackbob's Uncle everyone jokes about. Welches on bets. Still dresses as the Green Ranger for Halloween every year.

Outlook: After being found guilty in the trial he welches and comes back anyway. Never appears on the board again after Peydaton goes down in preseason ending his career.

People are stepping up. I like it.

MOM! MEATLOAF!

Same shit/different day, yep.

You know what would be real cool?

If, somehow it were possible to misquote someone and type it out like it was their own words. Then you could be all "yep" and then people would be all, "hey, them 2 people agree." Even though they don't.

That would be the most awesomest trick in all of the internet.

Is Frazod on a diet or something?

Yeah. He only gained 3 pounds today.

This is very ironic if you're looking at it just right.

Dinny

That was pretty good.

SDH reminds me of that old chinese proverb that translates loosely to "the true path to enlightenment can only be found after you acquire the knowledge that you seriously need to ****ing learn something."

Dinny

It's from eating your mom's pie!

is it good?

sometimes the crust is dried out

****ing gross. Rep.

WTF, did Saul quit too...? Why is PGM writing these?

ROFL

I didn't quit...just did one for Dave Lane yesterday. Anyone can feel free to do these at any time, though.

ok.

OP needs to be updated. This is my morning paper...

LMAO
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Really? That's impressive. That is literally the single event that started a two-year Hootie hunt by the mods.

Where is the poll that followed said banning?

Link?

I'm just not sure I'm going to deliver on the Luv roast. The fact is, it would be too ****ing good, and would inevitably cause some major, major butthurt and ill feelings from someone who doesn't deserve it from me. There are a lot of other posters on this board that deserve it more than she. She however, would be the most hilarious by a Springfield mile.

You've mentioned that more than once now. You've read Hootie's explanation one too many times. Just because Hootie says it a lot doesn't make it true.

Those were the days. Brothers fighting against brothers. Bloodshed in every thread. When I turned on my computer was Gun's n Roses Civil war, just so I could be reminded.

Now they are nothing more than spooky stories to tell around the camp fire.

A daface/Phobia show down?

Holy shit. Order the Pay per view.

There weren't many people who actually saw everything written. That poll wouldn't have had NEARLY the rate it did to keep him if people knew what he really said.

I think you know what you need to do.

LMAO I know what everyone wants me to do. I may not be a Saul or Hootie at these, but this is one that could earn me a Pulitzer.

I probably would have. The voting public here is just as dumb as the voting public everywhere else. In fact, probably worse, since you don't actually have to go to any effort to vote here.

I irritate the shit out of you because I don't like permabans, and feel you have to cross a real line to get any ban at all. I deserved one from Morphius over the dying breed line and he was skewered for it.

That line was NOTHING compared to what Hootie said to CC. Nothing.

You could do it in bullet points and it'd still be funny. Luv is just that kind of poster

She's put almost a whole novel's worth of material on here over the years.

That's odd. Hootie doesn't seem the vicious type.

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I didn't follow either of those threads closely. IIRC you took your lumps and moved on. Hootie and CC are both idiots, so I cared about that drama not at all.

I just know that there are a shit ton of people here who wouldn't vote to ban anybody for any reason, ever. Being fair and forgiving (or even too fair and forgiving) is one thing - being an anarchist one who sucks the penis getting off on people who want to tear this place to shreds is something else.

Exactly.

Now you've built it up too much. Rico did that, and look what happened there.

Exactly. Don't tell me about the labor...just show me the baby.

I didn't word that well, but what I was getting at was while I advocate almost zero bannings, he ****ing earned that one. I didn't like the life sentence so I started trying to get him back on here after almost a year and a half. That probably pissed off some real life friends of mine I've made on here, but fair is fair. Do the crime, do the time, move on and try not to reoffend.

I'm not Rico. I'm going to go ahead and do it, and hopefully she'll take it in good stride and know that no offense is intended, regardless of how personal it is. I'll post it tonight, or tomorrow and people can laugh, or not. Big responsibility, Saul would slay this one.

if you don't do a good job, can saul get a crack at a redo?

This essentially makes you personally responsible for every shit Hootie takes on the board from now until whenever he's finally banned again. And all the ensuing strife that goes with it.

But if strife is your game, then, I guess you're serving up exactly what you want.

The funny part is he doesn't appreciate it one ****ing bit. Which really should provide you with an answer to the question "What was I thinking?"