So I still have a chance?

Sounds like you're being stalked, Luv.

Shhhh...

Okay. This is a no win question for me. If I say yes, then I know that's what you're expecting. If I say no, you pretty much blow me off.

ROFL Funniest thing I've heard in a while.

Sure. There's also a "chance" that you could win the lottery.

My weekend starts on Monday at 12:30 am.

Usually It's just you, me, and Guru at that time.

I don't think he was planning on the blow part.

Oh, I'm thinking he was, just in a slightly different context.

I always miss the good parts.

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Not meant for the previous replies above!

LMAO What I meant was, he wasn't blowing her.....off.

I've gotta crash... have fun all.

It's amazing. I can almost always tell when a female is being sincere. When I think a guy is, he isn't. When I think a guy isn't, he is. No wonder I'm still alone. I suck at this type of stuff.

PUSSY....

'Night.

Practice makes perfect.

Or was that another youth lie?

Interesting choice of words there. :)

I also overthink EVERYTHING. I can never just let whatever's gonna happen just happen.

Looks like SP has a chance after all...

At least I'll be meeting expectations. :)

But whose, yours or his?

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Would you like to know what men are thinking? Really? You say you suck at this stuff but don't know why. If you want to know what men are thinking I will tell you because we are all pretty much the same. Let me know.....I will tell you.

Good question.

I'm thinking I'd rather not know. I'm also thinking that I'm just tired. I think too much when I'm tired. I just need to go to bed, get up tomorrow, do my laundry, clean up some, get stuff done at work, and then maybe enjoy a beer.

I think she left. Anyway, Dave Barry once said the first thing that goes thru a man's mind when he meets a woman is whether or not he thinks he can score with said woman. I have no idea where he got that idea from.

Check your PM. LMAO

That's cool kid. Get some rest, you need it. If you are on tomorrow night we can chat then. G'night!

Oh, and may Liverpool die in a burning fireball of ignited dung.

Hope your team wins.

Thanks bro! :)

A quick Scouser (Liverpool) joke.

There was an upstanding Manchester man driving a delivery van full of bowling balls on the highway. He saw a couple of apparently stranded motorists with a motorcycle. Being the fine man he is, he stopped on the shoulder and asked them if they needed help. They said their motorcycle was broken and needed a lift. Being the upstanding man he is, the Manchester man told them that if they got in the back and loaded their motorcycle he would help them. Just after loading, the police showed up. The policeman asked the Manchester driver what he was doing on the shoulder. He told the the policeman that he was helping a couple of stranded motorcycle riders with a broken bike. The policeman didn't believe him and opened the back doors. The policeman saw the Scousers on top of the bowling balls with the motorbike and radioed the police station. "I need backup! I've got a van load of Scouser eggs, 2 have hatched and they have already stolen a motorbike!" LMAO

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FYP

Heres a post about Martyball

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...artyChokes.jpg

It was either that or "bump". At least I'm creative.

Man. You are the first person who has made fun of Marty on here. Especially since he isn't our coach anymore.

Thats what the original poster said to do lol

I could make an Elvis Grbac joke, bet i'd be the first to make one of those as well.

I thought it was funny, I even gave him some rep for his effort.

So did I, lol.

Wow. This place died. Think I'll hit the sack. Sweet dreams all.

nite luv. What a pussy.

I know. Isn't it great? ;)

I'll take your word for it, because I've yet to see it.

la

That is all.

bump

Is it that late already? I'd better get my shower taken. I want to smell pretty and have smooth legs before SP gets here.

LOL

On that note:



Nite Planet!

Where did everyone go?

I should be in bed but im not lol.

My furnace is making an annoying chirping sound.

Id say shut it off and open a window. Its pretty nice outside!

Maybe my hot water heater? Whatever is in that closet. I just took a long hot shower, and I just started noticing it as I was drying off.

That happened to mine once and I hit it real hard with an Ax. The noise stopped but I was stuck with cold showers until I replaced it.

So I should contact my landlord?

ahhh if you have a landlord do not hit it win an ax. But yeah call them because they will have to fix it. It should quit soon its probably just trying to replace the water. If you have my luck when the maintence people get there to fix it you won't be able to make it have the problem and they will tell you it is a fluke. But then sure enough the next time you take a shower it will happen again!

hello everyone.

I'll just have to take a shower while the maintenance guy is here.

Hi honey.

:ZZZ:

I was temporarily sucked into another dimension.

Wife finally put out?

Are you sure it's not your smoke detector? They make a chirping sound when the battery is getting low.

LMAO


Wait a minute...



:cuss:

I know what a smoke detector with low batteries sounds like. It's not just a single chirp every few minutes. It sounds like a bird is singing in there. ANyway, it's pretty much stopped now.

Oh sure, you talk to Bugeater, but would have just let me sleep. I see how it is.

:hmmm: Sounds like it needs a bowl of antifreeze.

Maybe I should leave again, so I at least have a thread to lurk.

Huh?

You guys disappeared when I started posting. My bad.

I saw an opportunity for a joke, and took it

And then disappeared.

Hello-ello-ello-o-o-o.....

bored?

Very. I'm even talking history, which I find really boring. No one else to talk to.

Just nod if you can hear me.

I would, but I can't hear you. I can only read what you type.

You are only coming through in waves

I w s k h
n a e i e t i ?
v l s

That totally did not come out like I typed it.

How did you type it?

This is the song that never ends.
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was.
Now they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends.
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was.
Now they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends.
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was.
Now they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends.
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was.
Now they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends.
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was.
Now they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends.
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was.
Now they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends.
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was.
Now they'll continue singing it forever just because......