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The Top 101 CP posters of 2014...Presented by htismaqe (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=283869)

I haven't seen smed reply PGM.

Smed is an alright guy - I just like to give him shit. He's alright.

Bevischief = :popcorn:

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 10665030)

Bevischief = :popcorn:

He is sleeping one off right now I bet

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10664926)

I haven't seen smed reply PGM.

Smed is an alright guy - I just like to give him shit. He's alright.

He is the liquor

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10664812)

I'll get the next one tomorrow. For some bizarre reason I have a weird urge to watch midget porn right now.

better than taking a cold shower!

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...yfprH3nwDnZlpg

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Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 10665179)

better than taking a cold shower!

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...yfprH3nwDnZlpg

You said it! Raider fans...

80. Rams Fan

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2648371200/hBA7F3B95/

Okay, look. You can say what you will about me as a poster, but remember that it could be much worse. I wasn't an annoying Rams troll back when the Chiefs made the Trent Green trade and St. Louis looked like a promising team for the next several years. I mean, I was probably one of those dorks who wrote D&D fanfiction-type Rams stories on that Book of Spiral Horns forum. You can make assertions like that against me. I'm fine with that.

You can tell me to drink antifreeze. You can change my username to Starbucks Fan for an entire year. You can bitch me out for taking too long to make my shitty Rams pick in the CP Mock. That's cool. I let that stuff just roll off my back because I'm a nice guy.

Hell, I know how much you hate it when fans of other teams come in here and post all the shit they do about the Chiefs and their numerous failures since the ****ing Nixon administration. You guys beat yourselves up about it enough as it is, and you don't need some snaggle-toothed moron thinking they're getting the best of you by pointing out something you didn't realize.

Even then, I don't mind you making fun of my team. You can call them the Lambs. You can make fun of my city. You can point out all those top draft picks my team has collected recently and how we'll still be sitting in the ****ing cellar for several years. I don't mind that. Once again, I'm easy-going and cool about it.

But say one cross word about my QB, and I'll ruin you. Go see what happens if you suggest that my team needs to move on from Sam Bradford regardless of whether or not he could have been a great QB if he didn't have PTSD from his awful putrid offensive line. It's not pretty. You don't want to do that. You also don't want to call him a clueless brokedick beady-eyed ****face.

Sam Bradford is my QB. That's my QB, man.

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10665325)

His obsession with that turd Bradford is creepy

Thanks for the fill in SNR. Good roasts. Smaque is back and ready to roll. Just waiting for more names. The listmaker is watching us all closely.

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10665624)

Thanks for the fill in SNR. Good roasts. Smaque is back and ready to roll. Just waiting for more names. Count Zarth is watching us all closely.

FYP

Thanks for filling in SNR. As a thank you, here's a tip: If you open your mouth and stick your tongue out while pretending to have a salt shaker in your hand and shake the salt onto your tongue, you can actually taste the salt. Go ahead, try it.

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Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10665719)

Thanks for filling in SNR. As a thank you, here's a tip: If you stick your tongue out while pretending to have a salt shaker in your hand and shake the salt onto your tongue, you can actually taste the salt. Go ahead, try it.

What if I'm eating low sodium, is there anything I can pretend to substitute it with?