I was joking. That comment was about you because you've mentioned it before.

Ice your glass.

At least 1/3 vodka for the ratio. I'm closer to 50 percent myself. Couple of dashes of worchestershire. Couple of dashes hot sauce. Tablespoon of garlic pickle juice. One pickle spear. One celery stalk. Couple ounces of light beer. Shake of salt. Heavy on black pepper. Finish with zing zang and squeeze a lime wedge in.

I like my bourbon just fine, but vodka is just so versatile that I always make sure I have some on hand.

Good luck on the butt-lovin'. That's a special bond between man and wife.

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I'm drunk and have plenty to say, but I'll refrain. ;)

I'll get mine though. :D

Spill you communist ass clown

Went to a Halloween party last night. Ended up bombed. Paid for it today.

Here's to great weather and a win. Door open and food in the slow cooker. No IPAs for me today.

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I'm sipping on a Lemon-ade-rita right now, then switching to beer.

Those will get ya sauced up quick.

I can't drink more than one or two, they get too sweet for me. It's just a nice change of pace after drinking beer all weekend.

I think I'll join ya boys!!!

I was at a poker tourney awhile back ago and the wife would bring me one everytime I was empty. After about 5-6 of them I had to use the restroom. When I got up the entire world was spinning. I was drunk off my ass and didn't know.

And you were out of that poker tourney within the hour. LMAO

I can't play cards when I'm hammered. I don't drink when playing poker.

Atta boy!!!!

I'm a cautious drunk lol.


I do alright when typsy.

Had O plans to drink today, but by 2:30 it felt as if I had no choice... this game was a gut wrencher

So, I'm working on it with some beer and vodka

And unless the dinver/oakland game is a blowout early, I'll be dvr'ing The Walking Dead tonight

Might crack a beer here. Can't decide.

There should be zero thinking into cracking a beer. Man card revoked.

I typed that, hit myself in the nuts and went to the fridge.

Poured a porter into my favorite glass. Watching Packers and Colts in the office.

I want that Chiefs field rug under the cycle

Will pm you my address, make it snappy!

LOL. I need the cycle gone and the rug! My wife hates that ****ing rug. LOL. It's my man cave office so she can **** right off!!!!

I get stupid and will push with an AQ off suit. You're better than me!

I would push depending on the circumstances. If I were low stack, all in baby.

Let me rephrase. I'll push with deadbeat dads. I get very chippy when buzzed and playing.

I miss playing poker. In high school we used to get 6-8 of us and play until 2 in the morning. Smoking big (cheap) cigars in my buddy's shed. Wish I could get a group of people here to play a friendly game once a month for some money but people with kid's get so uptight and the women kinda ruin it since none of them know how to play.

We have some big time poker players in my family. We play about once a month and it's a blast. There's no bullshit that slows the game up, were pretty serious but know how to drink and bullshit at the same time. I'm literally the worst out of them, but my game is so much better. I've came out a winner multiple times, but they're just good.

Sounds fun. I enjoy it but take it rather serious as well. I don't enjoy it if people are screwing around. When I was a student, the hospital I worked at had a poker tournament in some dude's shed (only in Idaho I think this happens!). Buy in was like $10. Close to 60 people from the hospital showed up. I played for hours and ended up taking second place and winning a few hundred bucks, which as a student was awesome! I like playing house game but don't enjoy actually going to a casino and playing. That just feels sleazy to me. lol.

We've been playing dealers choice quite a bit. Usually it's hold'em, but if you're not in a tournament it gets boring. 3, 5, 7 is one of my favorite games. It'll get pricey, but the payouts are huge.

**** it, having a beer and watching Christmas Vacation. Shitters full!!

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Iced tea.... Not a solid plan with Andy and Alex are the team's brain trust...

They're the reason why I drink.

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High!!

Played poker last night. Vicodin and vodka seemed to help.

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Quit drinking DaNewguy

Only when u quit gambling

6:05pm, what's the problem? LMAO

He Doesn't even look that bad either. Coffee will help so he doesn't get to drunk. Stupid propaganda

Is that Joe Montegna?

He still has time for a couple more before the bitch gets home at 6:30

I belonged in this thread friday afternoon/evening, good Lord... for the first time in more than 5 years I
had to delete two posts upon reading them saturday morning

Was quite disappointed with myself, the only saving grace was that no one quoted me so the deletions counted... buncha drunken gibberish that didnt make a lick of sense :shake:

Too hard on yourself. Get drunk and make a couple of rambling posts big deal. A whole lot worse has been done by many in the same condition.

Had to disguise being 4/7 drunk while on the phone with the old man last night because I didn't want the dude to realize I was buzzed up from watching baseball and drinking Kentucky Bourbon Barrell Ale alone by myself.

Yeah I guess it could've been worse, but it was still pretty embarrassing... dont want that happening again

Ah man I missed those posts too lol. Happy Easter easy 6 !

You really didnt miss much :)

Meh... I'm due for a good drunk... I suppose I might need to delete some shit afterward too.

Its cringe inducing, not a good feeling at all...

Posting nonsense on a message board is much better than spouting off nonsense IRL and pissing off friends and family.

I occasionally post drunk stuff on Twitter that in the morning I re-read and have to debate in my mind if I should leave my foolishness for the world to see or just delete it. But usually I don’t give a **** what anybody thinks so I leave most of it.