Wouldn't by definition there be 20 - otherwise they aren't in the top 20.

:hmmm:

I'm not seeing a summons there. Just a bunch of typical DC BS.

I think my posting and contribution efforts should make me 101.


ChiefsandOs fan just posts Adam Schefter tweets. I am a better poster, reevaluate for me htismage

Sorry, wrong link.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=283892

For bitching about where he is located, I think I should take Inmem's spot and he should be left out in the cold.

LOL she threatened PGM with the fake ignore

I best be on this list or I'm trackin' a motha****a down.

http://www.fanpop.com/images/polls/2792_9_full.jpg

I don't buy the groceries, I just do the cooking.

Hey bitch your name isn't thismage. This is a shovel and rake conversation no ho's allowed. You got moted.

ROFL

I see my roast was far, far too kind.

Is this a PMG dilemma? Where is this guy at?

I have a question.

What, exactly, DOES belong in DC?

ROFL

Morons, hypocrites and BEP

PGM is the middle man. The actual picks are coming from an anonymous donor.

The process is pure. I'm afraid you're out of luck.

If you want, I can roast you again. If I were you, I'd just be content with what is already there. It can always get worse.

Great list!

ROFL - Too funny!

Thanks Htismaqe...

You're being redundant.

I kid, I kid. I got nothing against BEP.

Strawman arguments
Neo-cons
Progs
Marxists
Stalinists
Moonbats
RWNJ

If BEP reads this post, her panties will be wetter than Clay's boxers the day the new Star Wars trilogy was released.

She's in a category all by herself. ROFL

:thumb:

All in good fun dude!

I love all you guys.

Even InMem.

Wait until it's your turn, Rush boy. :D

She deserves her own planet where she can fake ignore herself all day long.

What did my dog ever do to you?

LMAO

the peanut butter thing

Mostly people preaching to the choir.

Charts fabricated in a way that showcases the data to match your agenda

Excessive amounts of copy and paste articles

Dude, they're all in first person. It's you kicking someone else's dog. :D

:clap: ROFL

I've always wondered... How would someone roast loochy? Seriously...the dude is active as hell and pretty funny... but I just haven't seen the dude give much of anything to work with in terms of roast vulnerability.

I dunno, I've always thought loochy is one of the most unroastable posters on the planet.

I bet Kenny Rogers could find a way to roast him.

-King- was kind of the same way, actually. Participates in a ton of discussions and never really sticks his foot in his mouth.

That's part of what makes this fun though.

I remember thinking -King- could be roasted during the roast thread last year...not by me or anything, but thought it could be done...by someone. And it was done! :bravo:

loochy, though.... the funniest thing I've read about him that can be considered kind of roasty is that he comes off as the Gilbert Gottfried of the board. I laughed my ass off when I read that shit.

Longwindedness

Loochy is one of my favorite posters. Dude is funny. I dont quite get the Gottfried comparison though. Loochy's humor is more sarcastic.

You know who I think needs to be roasted more than anyone....

You guessed it, Houstonwhodat.

:evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil:

YAY-YEAH!!!! SOMEONE ROAST THE LOOCHMEISTER!!!! I WANT TO SEE IF IT CAN BE DONE!!!!

That's like taking candy from a baby.

lol....I've kinda changed my stance on that. I'd like to see him on the list now so that someone roasts him better than I did. I kinda like this whole first person perspective that Htismage has going.

I still liked my ****ing roast though.

They love me, they really love me!

Most of my posts are funnier if read in a Gibert Gottfried voice or a deaf person voice.

In real life I'm actually very dry and monotone.

This just reads like my ignore list so far.

LMAO @ deaf person voice.

Edit: and now I'm reading them in a deaf person voice. goddamn you.

or Leslie Nielson

I am not done with her yet. I had to leave or i would have continued.

It's my brainchild, but to make the process legit an unnamed planeteer is feeding me the names as he makes his list. Last year I selected hootie to make the list and it got 10 k posts for like 10 names. Not unexpected he got bored and Saul took over and it burned out.

Saul was killing it though with the roasts.

Can i get a quarter-roaster with fries? and supersize me. im in the mood for something that doesn't satisfy me and makes me feel like shit.

When I read your posts, I use my Corky, from Life Goes On voice:evil:

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...ZYr3780W_V8B4I

I don't see who dat making it unless it is just to see him roasted. Save that turd for the bottom 101.

Have sex with a fat chick.

ROFL @ this cry baby, why even come here then. You take shit too serious bro.

your roast would be too easy

blah blah used to be fat
blah blah didnt get laid for a long time
blah blah super nerdy star wars
blah blah
blah

We will be waiting awhile for zarth

Simply Red roasted you last year.

With that said, I think someone else needs to. Nothing against SR or anything...nice dude...but I think he was working out of his comfort zone or something. I don't think roasting is his thing.

If there is anyone who could be the recipient of a hilarious roast...it'd be you, homeslice.

That video is ****ing awesome, and I'm glad to know the story behind that dudes avatar now. Makes him even funnier. One of my favorite things Salame has ever done is the night he showed up to CP at about 1 am, and typed "I remember my first beer" in every thread on the first page. Then just left. ****ing hilarious.

FYP

So the nameless list maker likes quantity over quality?

I believe it was a joke.

Hint: Somebody on the last page or so is up to be roasted soon.... Who will it be?

ROFL

So you are some what normal white guy.

I don't even care about my roast. I'm just expounding on my McDonalds analogy. These roasts are horrible. They're dollar menu roasts. And I ain't talking about coffee.

I don't think I saw these roasts. Did I get roasted?

The video is hilarious bordering on pretty despicable.

David Liebe Hart legitimately believes he was abducted by aliens, and that there are in fact Corinians living on Earth.

Tim and Eric basically took a crazy dude, put him in front of a camera, and made money off of it.

WTF are you even talking about? God you are just a factory of suck.

Haha, really? I wouldn't have guessed that.

That Donger dude once told me that he thinks that in real life, I sound like one of the chipmunks on speed.

I don't sound like that at all... at least I don't think so. I have somewhat of a low voice, but fluctuate it to high sometimes...I dunno. The only time I've ever heard anyone say, "hey, that dude sounds like you, Swaff!" was during an interview on Bob and Tom with Craig Shoemaker....I think I sound like Craig Shoemaker.

I do tend to speak quickly....so if my voice was "chipmunked up" I probably really would sound like a chipmunk on speed... which I guess means that I sound like some dude on speed.

What sucks is mumbling because your mind is racing so fast that your lips can't keep up with it. You guys ever experience that shit?

Flybone McTimmerson....long time coming.

Isn't that a lot of tv nowadays though?

Don't understand this thread. Won't try.

You made the list!

You're far too kind, Rico. I don't post enough to get consideration for these kinds of things. I just peruse them for the hilarity.

I know you don't. I'm just saying, a roast of you would be a really funny one, I think...

Yes you do.

Sidenote: Remember the days when Hootie was literally creeped out by you because you would randomly reply to his posts with a :thumb: or winky face emoticon??? He thought you were stalking him. That shit was ****ing funny, dudely.

None of these roasts are funny. At best they exhibit a slight smirk.

I was laughing my ass off at some of the ones done last year. The "dancing around racist statements" one last year was hilarious. I forget who did that.

NO WAIT!!!! I think it was one of these that you kept following him around with and giving him: nlm

STFU creepy

Yours truly did that one, babycakes. :thumb:

You guys were too hard on me last year.

On the other hand, I was popping too much Adderall last year...some of my jokes got lost in the shuffle.

Well, I'm still goofy and sarcastic. I just present it in a calm manner. A lot of people think I'm mean or a complete asshole because of it.

Too much...or too little?