Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9783779)

i don't know

rules change around here all the time

i'm scared to even mention the name ****** anymore

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9783795)

You typed that out from memory didn't you?

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9783795)

Did they have hall monitors in England when you were kid? I bet you were the most badass hall monitor that place ever saw.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9783816)

You are scared. That's why you won't start it yourself.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9783817)

http://buckinghoarse.files.wordpress...ight.jpg?w=370

Although that rule has been in place for a long time, and hasn't changed.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9783801)

Start a poll about who had the better roast.

You will lose.

Like, you will get ****ing nuked.

You got the balls?

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9783817)

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9783825)

You made a roast? Where?

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9779721)

70. Sweet Daddy Hate/Raised On Riots/Darth CarlSatan

It seems like everyone hates this douche but me, so I am well qualified to roast his ass up. Darth CarlSatan (I enjoy his original, unabashedly stupid, yet silly username the most) is often the butt of drug-related jokes, which is great because clearly he's smoking something to register on a forum where he's largely despised for a third time after being banned for reasons I've completely forgotten.

Used to be fat, like Frazod, but apparently got all lean and ripped up. Not clear whether it was completely due to illegal stimulants or some combination of those and the backbreaking manual labor that he was forced into since ex-cons usually can't get anything else. Rumor has it he's a roofer or something. Hootie tried to PM him to get some roofies upon learning this, only to discover roofing has nothing to do with selling date-rape drugs. DarthCarl hooked him up anyway, bringing his CP friend total to two.

Note: not sure if he actually IS an ex-con, but it fits with the whole "bad boy" persona he has attempted to cultivate since joining. Almost assuredly, he has posted from jail at least once.

Also claims to have wild sexual trysts from time to time in random dating threads. Unsure if he's been pleasing 190-pound soccer moms who invite him in for "a cool drink" when he comes down off the roofs he's thatching together, or if it's just luv and they're keeping it a dark, dirty CP secret. Hey, he had to do SOMETHING to bring his CP friend total to three.

Pros: ****ing hated Matt Cassel before it was cool to do so. Despite being in the top 10 most douchiest posters, has actually shown up to a pair of CP bashes. Wore a Brandon Flowers jersey that said "BMF" on the back. Oh wait, I think that part belongs in...

Cons: Yes, he was one. Is basically hated by everyone, save other douches, except Dane McCloud, who is No. 1 on Sweet Daddy Hate's "people to kill" list. I am now No. 2.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9783832)

Enjoy, old chap.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9783816)

You are scared. That's why you won't start it yourself.

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9782255)

I can't believe burt's roast didn't involve his dumb teo loving brother
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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9783704)

I agree unban him, but make his own subforum to where only he can post.

We'll call it the gimp room.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9783832)

Enjoy, old chap.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9783715)

LMAO at all the douchy little Hootiephiles crying over their fallen leader.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9783832)

Enjoy, old chap.

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9783803)

Who started the "Is Donger a Shit Poster" poll? That kind of backfired.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9783893)

WELL SAUL GOOD LOVED IT SO THERE

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9783898)

Shut up, troll. I ****ing hate you.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9783901)

I DON'T NEED YOUR APPROVAL

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9783704)

I agree unban him, but make his own subforum to where only he can post.

We'll call it the gimp room.

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9783910)

Didn't CP have a "romper room" way back in the day? Seems like I've heard that phrase before anyway.

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9783925)

Trial Time?

Heh, maybe we'll have a Hootie trial as well this time next year??

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 9783928)

My God man; it's BEEN trial time for weeks now.

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9783935)

ROFL At this point I'm "pulling a rico" with the whole thing, aren't I? Slowmo needs to wait a bit. I don't have time for a couple more days.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9783894)

I don't believe that GoChiefs expected the results of that poll to be any different than what happened.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9783967)

No, I didn't start another poll because I'm being a little too attention whorey and I don't want to push it, you know?

Besides, we all know your roast was a dumpster fire.

Originally Posted by DomerNKC (Post 9783844)

couldn't quite hear that, you still giving a mouth hug to geno?

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9785332)

If someone does a roast tonight I will knock out a few in the next couple of days.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9785430)

Not doing shit til op is updated.

Strikage.

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9783910)

Didn't CP have a "romper room" way back in the day? Seems like I've heard that phrase before anyway.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9785430)

Not doing shit til op is updated.

Strikage.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9785439)

Please don't....no one wants to read your horrible roasts.

Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 9785570)

Wait, Hootie has been banned again? WTF did he do this time?

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9785740)

Nothing. I'm just.

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9785740)

Nothing. I'm just a big meanie.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9785753)

Fixed.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9785981)

This thread's in worse shape than Nelson Mandela.

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9785983)

Feel free to pitch in any time instead of bitching about it.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9785990)

Better to just pull the plug.

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9785993)

I've considered it. No way I can do 5 more, let alone 60 plus. Need more guest roasters.

Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 9785994)

You know what this thread needs?





MORE HOOTIE!

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 9786005)

Just...start...the trial...already.

Originally Posted by Sully (Post 9786062)

I don't mean to bitch, because I get my money's worth...
But if someone's gonna roast Pete, it's gotta be better than that. There's just too much material there to work with. Refs, backyard lights, paranoia...
I mean, c'mon.

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9786087)

Feel free to roast someone yourself instead of whining about it. I don't heed advice from anyone that hasn't had the stones to step up.

Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 9785994)

You know what this thread needs?





MORE HOOTIE!

Originally Posted by Sully (Post 9786149)

Not "whining." Just some honest feedback. I don't think that giving feedback without doing my own is any more out of bounds than critiquing Matt Cassell without playing QB in the NFL.
I'm sorry if your feelings were hurt, but I think you'll live.

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9782281)

Oh, everyone is crying over Hootie being banned for being Hootie. Cool. Whatever anyone thinks anyone else deserves or doesn't deserve doesn't really matter. This isn't a democracy. It's Kyle's board. And Kyle has some moderators who he has entrusted to run the board the way he wants it run. He's also given those individuals some leeway in order to accomplish that objective. If people don't like the way it's run, there are thousands of other boards they can post on.

tl;dr? If you don't love it, leave it.

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9786174)

While we don't have the avenue to be an NFL QB, nothing is stopping you from doing this. Step up big boy...

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9782317)

Yep. And it's my choice to read this, or any other thread. It's not like I'm standing on some soapbox. I'm simply reminding people it's not a democracy. I guess since my name is in red it's evil when I say it now. Oh, and how often have you or the others been banned for voicing displeasure? Not at all. That moderator respect rule hasn't been enforced on anyone calling Phobia a douche, dildo, or whatever else they're saying. Let's not put Phil on the cross. He may not like Hootie, but he handles the abuse with some dignity. And he's not abusing his powers on everyone talking shit to him. Just sayin...

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9786189)

We used to have votes on whether or not to ban someone who's primary offense was that he/she annoyed the hell out of a large group of posters. Memyselfi was the subject of several of those polls. She was way more unpopular than Hootie. She never lost a ban vote that I can remember. Back then, Phobia used to embrace the democratic nature of this community. Of course, now he's found god, developed a holier-than-thou self-image, and become a major hypocrite.

I know you want to keep your cool kid card with the inner circle, but I don't think you can justify Hootie's ban to yourself on the basis of legitimate rules (as opposed to the moderator protection rules and short leash special rules that Phobia has come up with lately). If Hootie broke a legit rule, it's a secret and secret rules and mysterious, seemingly arbitrary bannings are no way to run a message board either, IMO.

Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 9786205)

JFC. How many times has Hootie been banned? Several. How many times have I been banned in the 13 years this board has been in operation? NOT ONCE. With all of these "changing rules" and "bi-polar mods with inferiority complexes" and I have never been banned. Infact, there is a whole lot of members that have never been banned. Which in no way jives with your perception.

Simple fact: people who are repeatedly banned on this board are treated with such actions because of THEMSELVES, not anyone else.

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 9786188)

68. Hootie.

Hootie fancies himself the greatest thing to evar happen to Chiefs Planet. I suppose if you consider getting an eternal STD that can never be treated or cured "great", then yes; he's the greatest. Hootie constantly regales this board with stories of drunken, fratty douchiness that lead me to believe there will be two possible outcomes in his immediate future:
1) Going to prison for rape and/or ending up a homeless alchoholic. Or,

2) Actually growing up, admitting he has a problem, and attending some 12 step meetings in an effort to salvage what is left of his miserable, roofie-dispensing life.

As a result of their mutual distaste for yours truly, Hootie has fallen in to the good graces of his new buddy Dane "Douche of the Year" McCloud. So Hootie has, in a very warped way, increased his social standing and buddy list on CP. Perhaps Dane and Hootie can meet together in Hollywood someday, where Dane can show Hootie around the "biz"(in Dane's case; how to properly fetch coffee for some Hollywood big-wig), and Hootie can teach Dane the fine art of narcotics administration to underage girls.
Dane might however want to equip the guest house with cheap, plastic lawn furniture for this epic, "two turds in a puchbowl" get-together.

Cons: Has sex with women/girls, and there's a good chance a bastard offspring might result, thereby dumbing down an already precarious social-balance in this Nation.

Pro's: Is constantly banned for his dumbassery, thereby giving CP a much-needed vacation from all things Hootie.

Outlook: will probably continue to be a raging CP-parasite until the local authorities catch on to his clubbing antics, and shove a few well-placed nightsticks up his ass.

Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 9786205)

JFC. How many times has Hootie been banned? Several. How many times have I been banned in the 13 years this board has been in operation? NOT ONCE. With all of these "changing rules" and "bi-polar mods with inferiority complexes" and I have never been banned. Infact, there is a whole lot of members that have never been banned. Which in no way jives with your perception.

Simple fact: people who are repeatedly banned on this board are treated with such actions because of THEMSELVES, not anyone else.

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9786225)

Terrible.

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9786230)

I know...We already have a 68!!!! He's 66.

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9786229)

You tell me, then. What did Hootie do to get banned this time?

The fact that you haven't been banned has nothing to do with the accuracy of my perception. I'm not even sure why you thought that was a good point.

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9786240)

Pat, in our society, if you murder, rob, cheat, etc., you may go to jail. If you get out, and you do a crime as petty as shoplifting a snickers bar, you may go back to jail. Why? Because you are a repeat offender. Hootie was banned several times, returned, and pushed the mods buttons over and over. I don't see why you can't comprehend this. He was told he was on a short leash, and he spends half his posts banging on mods.

If I was told to behave, the LAST thing I'd do is go about pissing off the mods. That isn't how life works, so why should it work here?

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9786225)

Terrible.

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9786229)

You tell me, then. What did Hootie do to get banned this time?

The fact that you haven't been banned has nothing to do with the accuracy of my perception. I'm not even sure why you thought that was a good point.

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 9786253)

Everyone's a critic. Feel free to step up. If writing a terrible roast gets us to the Know Mo trail and out of this turd-fiesta; so be it.