*snicker*

Stop stealing my jokes from five posts up...

left hand, do you know what rep is? why yes, right hand, I do!

I'm too lazy to look 5 posts up.

But not lazy enough to ride Roy like a Cowboy?

Is this in reference to Roy's right hand or his left? ;)

I was refering to Roy's significant other.

Leave her the fuck alone guys, plz, cause your pissin her off

I don't know. I'd like to get off this train.

I would have guessed a tack hammer or perhaps one of those roofing hammers.

Or maybe it is a ball peen hammer. Roy, which hammer does your "hammer" most resemble?

Steph and/ or Tenn Steph feel free to answer this one if you know the answer.

"she" (see people's exhibit a, attached to roy's right arm, at the wrist) or more accurately, you can sign off, right?

Just take your hand, and put it in a bucket of ice... good as new in about 24 hrs then you can resume relations. :)

the little plastic baby hammers

you all are a bunch of old ppl that dont work and dont have anything else better to do

Steph was the best thing we could find to do.

What a waste of quality HTML this thread is.

ooooooh incorrect! I am neither old, nor unemployed. what about you, steph? a job? school?anything? bueller, bueller?

I work...I also go to school. I also go to Patton Alley Pub and drink beer. Lots of it. It is fun.

I'm sorry. Would you like us all to go to Walmart for a few minutes?

so why are you posting in it?

haha so ur addmitting ur old and dont have anything better to do lol

To see if any lardasses show up.

if you'll believe i'm roys gf yes i would like all of ya'll to go 2 walmart and use the little motor carts

so are you illiterate? or do you just collect those government checks based on your lack of personality?

fair enough

I dont believe shit.

Nope, havent seen any of those around...

If you were really Roy's girlfriend (which you are not) how ironic would it be that your posting style is quite similar to tenn_steph's impersonation earlier in this thread?

excuse but i got 2 college in the day time and work at night more than you can say

chalk it up to my superior method acting

ROFL Just checking.

where do you work.

what kind of classes do you take.

Whatever institution you claim to attend probably would not claim you.

you got 2 college, hmm? that's why you had time to have him at your house for two weeks straight? Oh! of course you did ROY, you can't go anwyhere without your left hand

i go 2 UT at knoxville thank you

COLLEGE

It's not just through the mail anymore...

She said she's GOT 2 colleges.....Roy's banging some university president...

ha!!!!

he didnt have 2 use his hands i did all the work

just because that's where your bus stops, doesn't mean you "go" there

What kind of classes do you take.

I heard she's got a job at the airport sniffing luggage. ROFL I might have misheard, though, you know I'm just an old person with nothing to do.

"She" must have a Psych major with some kind of focus in multiple personality disorders, it's clear "she" has a background.

ROFL

D'oh!

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to el borracho again.

i'm taking classes 2 become a lawyer thank you

Now THAT is ironic. ROFL

Cool, define common law? And let's hear where it came from...

Lawyer my ass.

really? so you already have your bachelor's degree?

So where are you right now?

200 level? 300 level?

What classes are you into this semester.

why u laughing gocheif u jealous because ur not as smart as i am?

ahem, define common law, tell me what gpa you had in your undergrad studies, how old you are, what year you graduated with your BA and what score you got on your LSATs

No I am jealous of Roy. I love that Kentucky ass.

you all need 2 shut the **** up because you dont know shit and ur gonna mess up if u keep talking 2 me like this

I'm sure she got 100 on her LSAT's...with a gold star.

Holy crap, Roy III's marrying Scanfan!

come on smarty pants, let's hear it

That would make a great counter-argument in any courtroom.

what kind of law do you want to practice and when is the bar given in your state?

I didnt think my question was to tough. I was just curious as to what classes she was taking this semester...

ROFL

For a person who wants to be a lawyer, defining common law and stating it's origin, is easy as hell. I suspect just about everyone here could do it, it doesn't take a law student or a pre-law student to figure that out. Go ahead, knock it out of the park...

if u really was from tenn u would know the bar so i dont have 2 tell u shit

You've gone too far, you insensitive prick!! ROFL

I can tell you right now that I know more about the bar exam and the bar assn. in TN than you do... and I don't live anywhere near it.

um I don't know if you noticed this, but I already said I am not roy's gf and that this was all a joke. And no, unless I wanted to be an attorney in Tennessee I would have no reason to know when the bar is given.

so, I repeat

how old are you when did you graduate with your ba, what was your gpa, what is common law and what did you score on your lsats?

Hershey bars are the best...lots of succesful lawyers started with hershey bars.

not defending yourself...err ummm your girl now, are you roy?

You guys have fun tossing Roy around...I'm going to try and sleep this off. Hope I don't have a Roy hangover in the morning.

Roy is making his way up/down the stairs to defend her... just a moment folks.

HA!

How am i suppose to defend her against you clowns, i mean come on lets get real, you guys wont stop even if it was time to stop .........

ok i'm 20 now and i graduated hs when i was 18 so i got one more year of college and all of ya'll are lazy bums that wont get off the couch

it's hard to be a liar, isn't it? c'mon steph you can answer a few simple questions to verify what you are saying

Good to see you again, I would let you know what you missed Roy but you were there in one form or another, and you already know.

so really you're not in law school? shocking, what are you getting your undergrad degree in?


when you make the money I make you can tell me I'm lazy Roy, ummm errrr Steph

Heh...

*thump, thump, thump, thump, thump.... clickety, clickety, click... thump, thump, thump, thump, thump.... clickety, clickety, click.*

ROFL

is that typing and running up and down the stairs?
LOVE IT