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Rain Man 09-26-2014 05:50 PM
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Body descriptors tend to be really bad. I propose that all online dating, game design, and other sites go with my simple four-dimensional system.

Enter one of five fat levels:

1 - Little or no fat at all.
2 - No excess fat.
3 - Minor excess fat.
4 - Notable excess fat.
5 - Significant excess fat.

Enter one of five muscle levels:

1 - Very little muscle, no definition.
2 - Minor muscle with no definition.
3 - Moderate muscle with minor definition.
4 - Large muscle with notable definition.
5 - Very large muscle with significant definition.

Enter one of five frame types:

1 - Very narrow.
2 - Somewhat narrow.
3 - Moderate.
4 - Moderately broad.
5 - Very broad.

Enter one of five heights:

1 - Significantly shorter than average
2 - Somewhat shorter than average
3 - Roughly average
4 - Somewhat taller than average
5 - Significantly taller than average

You can then plot the measures on a radar plot and understand exactly how the person is built. I've provided three examples below.

Katipan 09-26-2014 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10950270)
You can then plot the measures on a radar plot and understand exactly how the person is built. I've provided three examples below.
OOOo How you doin'??

... I think?

el borracho 09-27-2014 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10946676)
How chicks treat fat dudes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUy3_kBme4M
Makes sense. Not counting about 3 exceptions worldwide, men are disgusting creatures (fat or skinny).

Hammock Parties 09-27-2014 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by el borracho (Post 10951696)
Makes sense. Not counting about 3 exceptions worldwide, men are disgusting creatures (fat or skinny).
Women just hide their true feelings better. None of those chicks had any intention of ever talking to that guy ever again. Most likely they put up a facade for fear of making the situation worse.

Men win points for honesty.

TLO 09-27-2014 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by BigMeatballDave (Post 10950080)
Sow I'd ****
Good try, but alas, that is not correct. LMAO

Secret internet fatty.

Titty Meat 09-27-2014 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by el borracho (Post 10951696)
Makes sense. Not counting about 3 exceptions worldwide, men are disgusting creatures (fat or skinny).
Its better to be honest than lead someone on like the ladies in the other video. Also keep in mind the chick lied about her looks so the trust was already out the window.

TLO 09-27-2014 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10946676)
How dudes treat fat chicks:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2alnVIj1Jf8


How chicks treat fat dudes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUy3_kBme4M
Apparently I need to gain like 75 pounds.

Pretty awesome the girls didn't just up and leave like those guys did though.

TLO 04-30-2016 05:18 PM
You've really gotta watch the "fat chick" angles too, I'm learning. Nothing worse than thinking you're meeting up with a hot chick and then finding out she's a true SIF
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Pasta Little Brioni 04-30-2016 08:11 PM
You go hoggin DP?

ThaVirus 04-30-2016 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 10947360)
Threads like this are why I love CP.


My grandpa always told me to marry a fat ugly woman because a good looking chick will always get constantly hit on and eventually will leave you do to all the available options.

I said a fat ugly chick can leave you too, and he said yea but who gives a shit.
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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10949048)
I am a LUCKY MFer.

My woman makes my dick hard every day just by looking at her.

We've been together for 5 years, and don't have one shred of evidence that she has ever lied to me.....Ever.

She makes a lot of money.

And she ****ing LOVES me.

That is the shit you cannot buy, my friend.
These two posts are funny for totally different reasons.

Toby Waller 04-30-2016 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Pepper (Post 12208778)
You've really gotta watch the "fat chick" angles too, I'm learning. Nothing worse than thinking you're meeting up with a hot chick and then finding out she's a true SIF
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they drink too much soda :hmmm:

Pasta Little Brioni 05-01-2016 05:44 AM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 12209499)
These two posts are funny for totally different reasons.
I saw that but didn't want to bring it up. Whoops....

Pasta Little Brioni 05-01-2016 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Toby Waller (Post 12209527)
they drink too much soda :hmmm:
How's your big gal game Toby?

Beef Supreme 05-01-2016 06:58 AM
When I saw this thread title yesterday, at first I thought it was a body type someone wanted for our draft picks.

Predarat 05-01-2016 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Pepper (Post 12208778)
You've really gotta watch the "fat chick" angles too, I'm learning. Nothing worse than thinking you're meeting up with a hot chick and then finding out she's a true SIF
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Also they now have computer programs that do that shit too. I saw them do it on an MTV show.


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