ChiefsPlanet - The 10pm thread (archived)

what's that sport with the long slingshot things on their arms and they sling the hell out of the ball.......

they did that with oranges at steve-o and knoxville, that's the stuff that is really insane.

Simplex3

04-03-2007 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey

thank God I'm a city boy.......

BTW, I don't think it was a cow's ass, but if someone smacked me with cow cooter juice I think I might kill them.

No, the arm goes up the ass in that scenario. The little metal rod goes in the, uh, you know.

I'll leave you guys with this little slice of heaven...

http://www.stinkymeat.net/

(Work safe)

Joie	04-03-2007 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3

No, the arm goes up the ass in that scenario. The little metal rod goes in the, uh, you know.

I'll leave you guys with this little slice of heaven...

http://www.stinkymeat.net/

(Work safe)

I don't think I'll click on that but thanks.

crazycoffey

04-03-2007 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3

No, the arm goes up the ass in that scenario. The little metal rod goes in the, uh, you know.

I'll leave you guys with this little slice of heaven...

http://www.stinkymeat.net/

(Work safe)

the last time I was sure I didn't want to click on a link, I had this same bad feeling and I ignored it, it was the picture that Bucken put up of the three old men doing bad things.

so since I have that same feeling, I'm not clicking on this link

Simplex3

04-03-2007 10:36 PM

It's a "blog" done by a guy about rotting meat. He buys meat at a grocery store and leaves it out to rot. Hilarity ensues. No private parts or other sexually related material.

Bugeater

04-03-2007 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey

Have you ever googled "tubgirl"?

Joie	04-03-2007 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3

It's a "blog" done by a guy about rotting meat. He buys meat at a grocery store and leaves it out to rot. Hilarity ensues. No private parts or other sexually related material.

Yeah. I'm still not clicking the link.

Bugeater

04-03-2007 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie

Yeah. I'm still not clicking the link.

Have you ever googled "tubgirl"?

Simplex3

04-03-2007 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie

Yeah. I'm still not clicking the link.

IT IS FUNNY.

Quote:

Day 1

Meat purchasing day

Went to the store, on a meat hunt. What was I looking for in my meat selection?

* Freshness
* Price
* Texture

Nabbed some ground beef. Expected to disintegrate within 3-4 days.
Total cost: $2.57

Preservative heaven.
I think these dogs have a better chance of being carried off by a wild animal than to decompose. In fact, these could potentially extend this project to well over a few years. I wish there was a halflife printed on the label.
Price: $0.99
Total Cost: $3.56

I wanted a middle ground as well, decided a firm steak would do it. Steaks are not cheap, and so I opted for a lonely 'Reduced for Quick Sale' slab that still appeared edible. As I picked it up, the seran wrap covering promptly unfolded and gushed beef juice onto my hand.

I bought it anyway.
Price: $3.75
Total Cost: $7.31

Tomorrow I go next door and plant it all in my neighbor's lawn.

Joie	04-03-2007 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Arthur Carlson the Bugeater

Have you ever googled "tubgirl"?

No. Should I?

Bugeater

04-03-2007 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie

No. Should I?

You'd better wait and see if CrazyCoffey will do it first.

Joie	04-03-2007 10:41 PM

My problem isn't so much things that are gross. I'm a vegetarian so I know a rotting meat blog is probably gonna turn my stomach.

crazycoffey

04-03-2007 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3

It's a "blog" done by a guy about rotting meat. He buys meat at a grocery store and leaves it out to rot. Hilarity ensues. No private parts or other sexually related material.

sometimes I wonder about you, and your sense of humor.......

Simplex3

04-03-2007 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie

No. Should I?

Not really. It's an image I will never get out of my mind.

See, you will have to stare at it about 3 seconds to figure out what the hell you're looking at. Then, suddenly, it becomes crystal clear. And you're scarred for life.