I'm baaa-aack.

you just wake up, five minutes since the last old movie post

and you are????

I've cleared nearly 100G of s**t off of one of my servers tonight.

nite

Your daddy.

I have a treadmill.

Pussy.

There's so much pussy in here it smells like a tuna cannery.

Out of here, you guys hold down the fort..GO CHIEFS....

Your momma was calling me daddy last night when I was spanking her ass with my open-hand.

Nite pussies!
:p

So it's too cold to run outside?

Did you wear a skirt while on the treadmill?

And the pussies keep stacking up. :shake:

I don't run outside in the summer, either.

later

where the hell you been? Mom's worried sick

They call me "the thread killer".

Bugeater's pussing out too.

too close to the UNAW, be careful

What the hell is in your avatar?

must be you, we were doing fine


:p

I've got almost nothing tonight

I dunno

Man, these guys at Pandora keep trying to put Meat-tallica s**t into my perfectly good rock station.

Nah, I lied.

So, how many gigs of drive space can one man save when he clears out the excess CRAP that's hanging around on his servers?

Just do a google image search and post some pics. That's acceptable postwhoring.

So you wear a skirt year round?

Pussy.

Who said you could call the shots? I don't disagree, btw, unless CC has a good explaination for his avatar.

That's what I've been doing throughout this entire thread.

So where we going to go run? Last man standing wins.

Who is in your avatar CC?

how so, I was working on one this is temporary

do the people in the avitar look familiar????

I run my ass off at work, so I am not going to run when I'm off.

The chick. I did her.

Oh. I dunno then. There's always random smiley time I guess.

she's 15 (in that pic)

Is that you and your sister?

It was three years later.

(I hope)

my avitar, that's calvin, same as always, why

guess I broke the thread

Well I was just going to say if it is, she looks a lot like Hobbes.

ha, hairy???

I was wondering what you were up to.

No good, as usual.

Cool, now I have a copy too.

Just saw Snakes On A Plane! Pretty good flick. :D

It's actually me and my wife, about 16.... er... 5 years ago, yeah that sounds better. Man I feel old.

at the lake of the ozarks, high school, I was 17

I just saw "departed" damn good flick

Is she not amused by you or something?

You were porking your wife clear back in high school? Outstanding.

Thankfully my HS g/f and I didn't stay together. We weren't good for eachother.

What's it about?

Death, dying, deception, decapitation...

Cool!

I'll check it out.

She's actually my second wife, I joined the army and had my first wife issued by Uncle Sam, then I came to my senses and tracked this one down again, slipped her a micky during a trip to vegas and now she's stuck with me.



Yeah, what's the old saying? more things change the more they stay the same.

don't forget, mobs, and cops all star cast

Sacha Baron Cohen has signed a contract for Borat 2.

Hehe. My wife wasn't amused by me again tonight. Several times.

shots of SoCo 100 in the JKack daniedl dubble buggle shot glasses Yum

No disembowelment? No thank you.

cool, I hope there's a nice plot twist, I have been wondering what happened after the first one ended, you know cliffhanger and all.

So is it too late to kill him?

:hmmm: Interesting.

ha, tried to get you carrot wet?

We have a seperate thread for drinking, SLAG.
Go drown your sorrows over there.

Hell no. The whole family has been sick for months. Nobody is even kissing right now in the desperate hopes that we'll all get better.

Yaaaaaa, Yaaaaaaa!!!

that's me now

Man, I KNEW an Evil Triumvirate was a good idea. It's so much more relaxing with the extra help...

Hello ladies.

what did I say about kissing? Not connected to sex at all, anymore

Not so sexy when they're coughing and blowing their nose.

'sup bitch?

Sam Hall is anything but a lady.

talk about anything, look at porn, call Anna Nicole Smith names, just dont talk about Jesus Christ.

because then you'll have to deal with your Sin.