What the hell is shotgunning?

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And for your further education, beer bonging:

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When I was in college we mostly drank vodka. When we got beer we generally got Meister Brau.
In high school we generally drank Genesee.

Zach seems more like a guy that desperately wants to be labeled a hipster.

you SIT to read? :shrug:

So you just don't want to taste what you're drinking.

That's fine, I totally understand it with cheap beers - less can certainly be more.

That said, Natural Light is absolute swill. It's not because it tastes bad, it's because it tastes like nothing at all. So if you're looking for something that's completely non-offensive like Natty or Coors Light, more power to you.

I don't bother. And if you're looking for cheap beer with a little body to it, PBR is a solid option.

Yuengling is a good every-day sort of cheap beer if you can get it. I drank that a lot in PA.

Natural Light actually burns when I drink it.

The worst beer of all, IMO, is Steel Reserve. One of my friends once said, "It's the only beer that can be ice cold and still go down warm."

Kind of how I feel about Keystone/Keystone Light. Do they even make that anymore? Haven't noticed it in ages.

The only beer I am real, real picky about is Busch Light. That is because I vomited from drinking too much of it in high school on too many occasions. Every time I taste it now, I immediately think of vomiting.

I drink a lot of Heineken these days.

It's not a beer but Colt 45 made this 40 for a little while called Cool Colt. It was like drinking a menthol cigarette. It was almost like poison.

I sat down with a roommate once and we drank a 30 pack of Keystone Ice while playing Vice City. By the end of the night I was so drunk I couldn't even fall over to pass out on the couch.

Yeah, Keystone Ice was a college beer of mine as well.

The endings weren't always the prettiest on those nights...

That's true. Scars on a guy... sexy. Scars on a chick... not so much.

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don't **** with Keystone Ice man

it never ends well LMAO

I bought a 6 pack (16oz.) of it earlier this week and the only reason why is because a buddy of mine said its the best cheap beer. It has been at least a decade and change since I drank it last so I thought i would give it a try.

I had four beers and had a mild hangover the next day, probably go another 10-15 years before I drink that again.

Nice.

Any of you guys ever play Edward 40-hands with some Old English? The way we played it was we strapped a couple of OE's to our hands and were not allowed to take a piss until we finished both of the 40's of OE in our hands. It was also a contest to see who could drink their's the quickest. We'd get through the two 40's, take a piss and then start another game. Good times.

my ex and I played that recently with her little sister (19) and little sister's bf (19) and they absolutely obliterated us.

I think that was our first fight.

I hadn't heard of that game in years. Two weeks ago, I went over to my buddy's house, and everyone was taped up.

I love that shit. Tour de franzia is (was?) my favorite.

What's Tour de Franzia? Do you tape boxes of wine to your hands and see who can ride a bike without killing themselves?

I had a buddy who carried a whole box of that swill to a party. The party was a "black-out" party, so everyone blacked themselves out. Well he used a black fabric paint that wouldn't come off easily. He ended up having to shave both of his eyebrows in order to show up at work.

2 40's? Like 40 oz bottles? If that's it, there isn't a person on this board that could beat me at that game. When I was younger, a buddy of mine and I frequented a bar that served Mondo's of beer. It was a 36oz mug. We had contests of who could down it the fastest. My buddy had the record at 7.3 seconds. My best was 7.5 seconds. I could do a 2nd one within 5 minutes at almost equal speed. Well, relatively. It was about 8 seconds on the 2nd one. I could literally finish that game inside of 5-7 minutes.

I think we each had our own one...plus a shared one...we were taped together

we got destroyed

I kept yelling at her.

She got angry.

Oh, 2 person game. A good partner is the key. Listen, you did the right thing. If she can't hang, get the **** rid of her.

Something you all should not chug:

Boysenberry Syrup.

I made $7 off of it. Paid for my meal. By the time I got home I was convulsing in the front yard from sugar shock.

they had a party house

all girls

it was a keg every day

I literally lived like I was 20 all over again for 3 months when I moved back to Champaign from Dallas

I miss it...there is a funny youtube video of me eviscerating a table in their living room, and then using the leg of the table like a big black penis, and her like grabbing my arm to try and calm me down while everyone was laughing, and me like swatting her away

maybe I can find it

Lmao

ROFL ****ing find it!

I sent a facebook message to the kid who filmed it.

Are you still this douchey?

Were you known as "Wal-Mart"?

I'm damn glad no one could afford video cameras when I was in my 20's.

haha

that was the roommate chanting that I had to buy them a new table, as promised, at wal-mart

That is extremely impressive. I'm not going to be ignorant and claim I can beat that, but I would at least give it a go.

My main concern would be spilling the shit all over myself and being DQ'd. I know I can down 36 oz fairly quickly...I used to hammer 3 beers in beer bongs in college all the time (well, whenever a beer bong was floating around anyways). Not sure how quick they would go down...basically normal beer bong pace. I think the most I did was 5 at once. Keystone Light. It didn't even really make me that drunk as much as it made me feel like my stomach was going to explode.

my then gf is following me around with a roll of paper towels and yelling "stop"...JFC

that is the first time I've literally watched that video

the best thing is

three weeks later

we all decided to see how many people could stand on the replacement table I bought

the answer was 7

and it broke in half

this happened less than a year ago

If my blood alcohol level were like .04 I would think that was awesome.

When life finally bites you right in the ass(and it will), will you at least come to CP and post all the details for us? It will be your greatest work ever.

I really think

that Hootie needs to

stop posting like this

because it's ****ing

ghey

NTTAWWT

god I am just laughing too hard right now

that was such a ridiculous night

Haha.

Looks like a fun night.

Makes me miss college.

Excellent point. For all his ramblings about people being "terrible posters", that shit is the absolute worst. It's not a unique style or font like SR, it's just absolutely horrible to look at and read.

because I broke a $14 table at my ex's house?

:) It does give it a "this one time. At band camp..." type of vibe to it when you are reading it.

welllll

I was 27

everyone else was in college, though ROFL

No Hootie, because you think you're Charlie Sheen or some such shit and buddy, I'm here to tell you; you have neither the talent or bank account to live that kind of life beyond 30.

But don't take my word for it; you'll find out sooner rather than later.

never done a drug in my life (excluding alcohol)

I have a hard time believing you guys didn't watch that youtube video and at least have ONE chuckle

My God. Lighten up.

At this point when I read Hootie's posts I hear Dane Cook's voice in my head.

That guy annoys the shit out of me.

You ever seen him without makeup? He's got like a Freddy Krueger face from what I assume was a horrible case of acne when he was younger.

Alchohol is enough. Your behaivor in that video tells me that in 5 to 10 years, you'll be drinking mouthwash.

Ok ha

Why such a pussy?

I can't say that I have ever seen him without makeup.

Well, I was 21. I don't know I could do that at that rate today. It's 15 years later. I was in my prime. But I know it was a good time, I used to get cheers over it, and people would buy them for me just to see it in person. I ALWAYS held it down. Always. No liquid belches even. Loud belches, just no liquid. I loved going up against people. My buddy Marshall was the only one that could beat me, and it was just by a **** hair as we used to say. Sometimes I miss my hellraising days...

I didn't laugh and I think dead baby jokes are funny.

Fair.

Exactly, and Saul, I got the point of your handle. The header isn't doing your handle justice is all I was trying to say

That's scaracist

Dane Cook's acne:

http://i37.tinypic.com/2ni058x.jpg

ROFLROFL The guy that has done crack and meth is telling a guy who drinks beer a lot how to live his life.

The guy who has survived that and more is telling Hootie exactly where he is headed. And I didn't need to act like a douche and break peoples property to get there.

I laugh my ass off at some of your posts, and I'm drunk right now, but I didn't laugh once during the video.

It reminded me of my college days when everyone in the room was just waiting on the idiot to quit being the idiot. I kind of wish I hadn't seen it now because it likely took some steam out of your posts.

The guy has a job and is able to support himself. So what if he likes to get drunk and **** bitches? It's not like he's doing anything illegal.

Time will tell.

ROFL

Bring the reality

The Drunken Clam

Golly, golly, my #3000 is going to be posted in this thread.

I hope these continue. There is 1 poster on here (who I haven't even seen mentioned) who I am just itching to see ripped to shreds. Dude rubs me the wrong way and I am just clinging to hope that Saul Good has noticed some of this dude's pretentious vibes and rips him to shreds. This poster is the reason that I completely ignore a megathread that should be of great interest to me. The only poster I have seen rip into this guy, is good ol' Dane.

Hoping...hoping.

Send Saul a PM with some suggestions.

Nahhh...it's more fun sitting back and waiting to see if he (or anyone) has caught on to some of the same stuff I have.

I am waiting patiently to get roasted myself....

'85 Roadmaster was a whale of a car.

Haha, I am waiting patiently for you to be roasted also. You shit-stirrer. :)

Just to clarify, you weren't the one I was referring to though... I like you.

Thanks. I think you are a Top 100 poster and should also get roasted here shortly

LMAO I'll bet dollars to doughnuts he's talking about you. ;)

Haha, nahhh... I don't think so...which is pretty much why I don't want to be roasted. Not because I am thin-skinned and can't take it (I think the roast itself would make me laugh), but because I just don't want to deal with all of the inevitable; "what?! rico is a dumbass n00b, he's not top 100," "rico is an attention-whore...not top 100," "rico has to type a freaking book every time he posts, he's annoying, not top 100," etc. It's like...I don't consider myself a top 100 guy and I know there are plenty (the majority) of others who don't, and I just don't feel like reading their comments when I've already thought of their presumed logic myself.

Not to mention, I honestly think it would be hard to do. Maybe I'm crazy for thinking that? Everyone told me when I claimed that Hootie could be roasted that "you can't roast someone who roasts themselves." I didn't really know what that meant until I thought of the potential of myself being roasted...now it does make sense, IMO, for I have pretty much roasted myself. I was an idiot in my attempted roast of Hootie...basically roasted myself with that. I've also acknowledged all of the slams against me and have even elaborated on them... Hell, my signature pokes fun at myself..."tl;dr." Add the fact that I haven't really been around that long and haven't interacted much...kind of a small data set. I think it would be hard to do, honestly.

However, I was pretty impressed that Saul described me as the naive dude who calls out the elephant in the room.... pretty insightful, for my best friend (who knows me extremely well) is the main person who describes me as being that way in real life. Saul's a pretty intelligent/observant dude...maybe it can be done. I puke at the thought of everyone's reactions to it though.

:) Haha, nawww....patteeu has taken his jabs at me in good fun...all in all, the dude has been extremely friendly to me personally.