I'd love to someday see Ron White live.

you must be cool

rep

He was here two years ago and brought the house down.
He has a joke about the Head Eskimo of Alaska ROFL

So now that you've shared the obvious........

We heard about it too late. Larry the Cable Guy is in town Feb 16, but we already have plans. And tickets are a little high.

Simplex I said!!

I thought you (at a minimum) thought I was cool!

:banghead:

His latest CD has nothing on "Drunk in Public."

once I was cool, then I turned up the thermostat

I've watched that on TV countless times.


...and they call me Tater Salad.

his act is funny but like Larry the Cable Guy, He's running out of material... Unlike the greats. Most notably; George Carlin.

Robin Williams.

You're forgetting, I hate you, cause, you know, I hate people.

Ron White***** Cable Larry**** White has the more life-like comedy...Larry plays the hick too a tee....uu betsha...

One of the things I noticed about Ron White is that when he does an impression of someone, especially on "Drunk in Public", he's actually singing.

Don't get me wrong. Ron is brilliant in some ways. I just wish he'd be equally as funny when his new material surfaces and it just doesn't seem to happen.

16 according to Yahoo.

It seems we always have to wait until after Christmas before winter shows up.

It's been freakin cold for weeks. I miss summer!!

More than any other winter I have lived here.

I grew up in Iowa.

I think it got below 30 here a couple of times.

Where do you live?

Snow still on the ground here in Se Kansas..was just out listening to my neighbors hounds treeing a coon..damn it was cold..glad I had plenty of coffee lased with Carolinas...

I hate to cut short guys, but it's past my bedtime. Goodnight.

Wade Phillips happy to have T.O.

By JAIME ARON, AP Sports Writer
Fri Feb 9, 4:22 PM ET

IRVING, Texas - Wade Phillips hates being asked how he's going to handle Terrell Owens — or any other player. "First of all, I don't handle players," he said every time that word came up. "I work with them."

Phillips takes over as coach of the Dallas Cowboys with a long reputation as someone players like working with.

Will that be good enough for T.O.?

Owens could not immediately be reached for comment Friday. Odds are, though, he heard the smooth way Phillips let everyone know during his introductory news conference Thursday that the new boss is different from the old boss, Bill Parcells, who usually referred to Owens as "the player."

"Terrell Owens," Phillips said, smiling wide. "I did say his name. Terrell Owens."

"He's part of the Dallas Cowboys family. So he's part of my family," Phillips added. "We are going to trust each other. We are going to be loyal to each other and have a common purpose."

Then again, there's a chance Phillips may never have to deal with Owens.

T.O. is due a $3 million roster bonus in June, then a $5 million salary this season. Cutting him before then would save a lot of money and headaches. But it also would cost the club its biggest personality — especially now that Parcells is gone — and its leading receiver. Owens caught 85 passes for 1,180 yards and a league-best 13 touchdowns last season.

Owens has said he's willing to come back, but isn't sure the team wants him. Just to be safe, he cleared out his locker and stripped off his nameplate. When team owner Jerry Jones gave Phillips a tour of the locker room Thursday night, it was the only nameplate missing.

The decision will be up to Jones, who thus far has consistently said he's willing to deal with all the problems T.O. causes in exchange for his production.

"I've said that he's back, he's here, he's under contract," Jones said. "In the interviews I've just been through (to hire a new coach), it was very clear to me how highly he's thought of and how much of an impact he had on our offensive success."

Having a new, player-friendly coach might help, too.

"I think that it can work," Jones said. "Wade has a good track record, as he said, of working with players. With what I know about Terrell and the relationship I had with Terrell, that's a potential good fit personality-wise and style-wise."

Phillips said he makes a point of getting the most out of his best players. And even though his background is in defense, he proudly noted that tight end Shannon Sharpe and wide receiver Eric Moulds flourished when he was their head coach.

"I think the most important thing is they know you are trying to get them the football," he said.

There was one thing Phillips said that Owens might not like.

"I can't get him the ball right now," Phillips said, laughing.

LMAO LMAO LMAO

It got that cold in Cali?!

Pussy! ;)

Don't have too much fun w/out me. Night.

You know, I lived on the beach for years, and only live about a mile from the beach now, and yet have rarely ever gone.

I just am not into it.

Never lived in Malibu.

Grew up in Leavenworth, Ks.

I live in Grover Beach, Ca. now.

Been in Cal. about 23-24 years now.

Now that you mention it, I lived next to a cornfield for years, and I only live about a mile away from a cornfield now, but I hardly ever go to them either.

Pussy.

I live right around the corner from a college.....

There is a horror movie called "Children of the Corn."

And the only pussy you ever touch is the one you see in the mirror.

Have you ever seen Children of the Corn? I'm not going anywhere near those things.

Do you live near a bar? That's a big part of the college experience right there.

Never heard of it.

Your wife told you about the mirror over my bed?

No, but I saw Wizard of Oz, and there was a scarecrow from a cornfield in it.

there were also some wierd flying monkeys.

And you would still walk into a cornfield after seeing that?

So who was she in there with?

Your wife?

weird

yeah, but I go there.

I don't remember.
Were they throwing poop?

yeah, wanna see the video?

Donger??? You have multi accounts too???


it was a typo, oops.

Well yeah, the scarecrow is gone.

Speaking of cornfields and poop, the farmer who owned the cornfield I used to live by always spread cow dung on it every spring. That sure made outdoor activities pleasant for a week or so.

there was some basketball games.......

Why would I need to see the video, when I already watch them live here?

OK

When I was a little kid the local movie theater only showed horror-movies..it was a small town but that 3 to 4 blocks in the dark going home after watching those movies scared the shit out of me ...

I misspelled weird, and donger likes to correct spelling errors.

Sounds like some good memories though.

how about the cavs killing the heat.

coo. So where's the rest of the crowd.

PUSSY

Yea they were old dracula and wolfman and sea creature movies... black and white ...only cost a dime back then... late 50s...