ROFL

LOL....

No BOB, and I'm not talking about my big red dot.

There's a guy that comes by here on average of once a month. We've been doing that for about three years. He's my regular one night stand, so to speak. We've been doing that for about 3 years now. I stopped seeing him while I was hanging out with Moooo.

I hate it when my post is the first on the next page. Gotta go back and read what I missed.

I'm soooo hoping so!

So you have been doing it for three years now. That means you have been doing it for 3 years now right?

You stopped your regular booty call for a douchebag like mooo?

I bet you say that every month.

The univerisity that I attended right after high school had a terrorist threat the other day by a 22 year old dude from India.

LMAO I've never heard of it referred to as "the big red dot" before.

:spock:

Didn't you tell us that your "big red dot" come next week?

Believe it or not, I was hoping the thing with me and Moooo was going somewhere. Even if I think I stand a remote chance, me and Mr Sometimes are nil.

Post quicker

No, it means she has been doing it for 3 years now, dumbass.

I'm guessing she want's to get knocked up.

Yes. Usually on Wednesday.

I'm on the pill until Saturday.

That POS really had you didn't he? Oh, wait. Nevermind. I forgot about the infamous thread.

sorry.

no that is what the BC is for

Thats the advantage to booty calls, friends or buddy's have advantages. :)

But not on Wed?

weren't you listening. She said THREE years now. Open your damn ears.

I'm the dumbass who falls for a charmer. Just wasn't used to hearing someone talk to me like he did. It felt nice.

You say he's just a friend....

If I was still on it, I wouldn't have my period. Next week is the placebos.

Wait BC is not for getting knocked up. Thats for not getting knocked up. DUH

fuggin bastard.

Don't they have 900 numbers for that?

I go through times when I want to call it off. What kind of low self-esteem it shows, huh? But I think it's better than going out to some bar and bringing home a different guy each time (like I could snag one anyway).

It's for control the knocked upness

I don't like dirty talk.

Liar

But you're so good at it:p

Just because I do it on here, doesn't mean I'm getting turned on by it.

She likes subliminal.

So how many years has this been going on now?

I sure hope you don't get turned on by your own dirty talk. That's just plain scary.

Who says YOU have to get turned on?:hmmm:

ROFL

Sheesh! If I promise to proofread before hitting Submit Reply from now on, will you leave me alone? :)

Dirt filth grime...how do ya like me now?

Probably not. :)

I saw your typo before you fixed it! Where exactly is the Submit reply form at?

never

Each of you had better be at Nzoner's if I am able to attend.

Luv broke 2000 on this thread.

Prove it.

or what?

I think we may have frayed Luv's last nerve.

I'll hunt you down and kick yer ass.

You're all of an hour and a half away. What excuse do you have for not showing up? It's not like you have no advance warning of it.

I'm there. If I get really drunk, PLEASE don't let me sleep with anyone.

Hell, I thought that happened a few months back.

before or after the shin dig

It's called marriage bud.

I promise to not let you sleep with anybody else.

Takes a lot to do that, unless you hit on the right topic. Then, I go from sweetheart to bitch in .5 sec.

Obviously after. Unless you know you are not going now. Then it will be sooner.

well there went that idea

I was agreeing with the method, I know this is the planet but dang...

There is a reason why people have FB's and I hope it is not bad or else I am in trouble.

I thought it was kewl that it works both ways and to have a female agree or admit it.

E-Z.

Not everyone is after you on the planet, wait-that did not sound right?

They probably are knowing the planet.


:)

Damn!! You're slow.

I know they're not. I try and try, but I just can't seem to annoy you guys like I can the day crew. You guys will talk about anything, and I love that about ya'all.

Screenshot.

There may be the obligaztion(sp) of the kids so please plan around my schedule:D

You took a screenshot?

Guinness has you listed as the fastest and timed at .002 seconds, just for the record!

Fess up.

:LOL: :bravo:

Don't think I overlooked this one, mister.

Kids. They always seem to get in the way of a good ass kicking.

She likes us! She really really likes us!!!

The page was still in my cache, so I just had to back up a few pages and I took it then.

Crap. that means her name is Mikey?

They also get in the way of a good beer drinking.

AMEN brothah!!!

Not quite.

It took you long enough

Not anymore

I was busy. I was saving the best for last.

OK, I gotta bail now. Go ahead and let me have it.

Its Nikey now.......

PUSSY