I believe him. I do agree with the fact that in some areas if you get into a fight in a lot of areas you are going to jail. In most of the areas in Columbus, if you get into a fight, you are going to jail, period. Out in my area however, the Cops will take the instigator.

the quicker people like you realize I'm not looking to receive any life lessons on ChiefsPlanet.com the quicker you'll stop being so offended by my posts

I legitimately enjoy my life on a day to day basis. I enjoy posting on this board. I generally enjoy working. I enjoy drinking. And I enjoy my dry, sarcastic, never take anything seriously personality.

I'm sorry this is offensive.

Oh I believe his story...

I just didn't believe that he could tell some 'good stories'...because he was already 0-1 and I assume he led off with what he considered to be a 'good story.'

Same here.

I keep hoping for that to happen so I can win a nice lawsuit and be able to really rack up my bar tabs.

Oh, you are questioning his fighting background, my bad.

I highly doubt there are going to be a lot of 'bar fights' during your nightly bible study group get together.

I agree. If someone swings on me, I am taking them for all they are worth. Pussy or not, fighting is for neanderthals and children (outside MMA).

I don't go to bars, don't drink. My brother however does.

I'm actually pretty intelligent. I grew up inthe ghetto and fighting is what we did. I just happen to be good at it. And intolerable of assholes coming in my spot and sitting all over it.

I'm not a muscle head, at all. But like Dinny said don't show up with something in your hand you wouldn't want shoved up your ass
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Oh, you've got a life lesson coming. One of these days you'll run into somebody who doesn't stop charging when you grab his dick, who has his own big friends who aren't scared of your big friends, who gets a hold of you before you can run, and who doesn't stop to listen when you beg, plead, and tell him you really didn't mean it when you grabbed his fiance's tits and poured beer on her when she complained. And he's going to beat the **** out of you.

I just hope it ends up on Youtube.

I respect that.

ROFLROFL

I can see that. I'm pretty well known around here. I don't go looking for it but I dint back down either.

And I carry the same insurance, lol.
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Me too...I can see the stacks of high society now.

Good! :)

I didn't tell the story dip shit.
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and I want to reiterate I'm a fun loving nice guy. But we are all grown ass men. Show some ****ing respect. Get out of line and learn how to show respect
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Let's see:

Grabbing a guys junk without permission=battery
Grabbing a girls tits without permission=battery
Getting beat up because of it=assault and battery

Yep, I can see you getting paid like a mother ****er. :rolleyes:

Don't argue with him, he's never wrong.

Hooter, do you smell that? That was you getting burned ROFL

ITT: People who constantly chastise hootie for not acting like an adult are chastising him for not getting in fights

I worked as a bouncer and fought all the time. I was a moron. I blame anger issues. some can blame just being a moron.

Getting in fist fights is/was an embarrassment to me. It should be to everyone.

True, but i will knock a mother****er out to defend myself or my wife.

I don't chastise him about anything. Just saying
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No. You'll try to knock someone out. In reality both of you will throw lameass haymakers that rarely land and, when they do, damage your hands more than the other guy's face.

Thats a perfectly legitimate reason. But how many fistfights are for that reason.

yeah, i've had the piss beat out of me a few times...deserved it a couple times.
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Possibly. More than likely not. They don't all go the way of flailing arms. Guy.

From personal experience, i have never started a fight or been a dumbass to incite a fight. I have defended myself before.

After our brawling stories can we all relive our high school football stories next?

The fact is, is that Hootie incites fights at bars when he act's like a dumbass by grabbing women's tits, etc. Then when the husband or boyfriend looks to whip his ass for assaulting his woman, Hootie assault's the attacker by grabbing his dick. How anyone can question why peeps are chastising Hootie for not being an adult or not fighting is asinine.
Hootie incites the fights.

I was the Quarterback of my high school team, we took State back in 63, and my wife, she's still myyyy home coming Queeeeen. (REP for whoever knows this country song).

Is it "Riding Lawnmower" by George Jones?

"You got hometown AIDS." By Tim McGraw?

Lol. . Sucks when you think like that and run into someone who knows what he's doing
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This right here.

LMAO I was just thinking that. When CP starts talking about fights suddenly everyone becomes Anderson Silva.

By the way, I want to tell you you're one of my favorite posters. You, Brock, Dayze and KCUnited deserve some recognition. Keep that shit up.

I ran a 4.2 40 and was the star player at Polk high

Anderson Silva is a badass.
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Don't forget the whole date rape thing. ****er's like Monty in Waiting.


Mitch called it best

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But, can he run a 4.2 40?

I know what you mean, man.

I've been in a lot of fights. I don't condone them. In fact, I encourage anyone who has any plans of increasing their chances to have a successful career/life to NOT fight, but I've been in a lot of them.

However, it has been a long time since I've been in a scuffle...probably over 5 years, I think. I shudder thinking back about it because an assault charge seems just as damning as having a felony in the field I have worked in and intend to work in the future.

Pretty much every fight (excluding fights with my brothers or in the wrestling practice room) were in drinking situations. If someone comes off to me as disrespectful, I just have the most difficult time not running my mouth. 99 times out of 100, the confrontation ends at that point. People generally really, really hate being confronted...and I'm not afraid of confrontation at all. And I'm not afraid to be hit...I've boxed and wrestled for years, I'm used to taking some hits.

I don't really feel like I've ever been one to start fights, but I sure as hell have ended them...and honestly, have probably escalated them further than what they needed to be in the first place. Honestly, I'm a fun, happy drunk for the most part, but can be kind of a hot-head if certain buttons are pushed by certain people.

Another thing that has made me more vulnerable to fighting is the fact that I'm an extremely loyal friend. Almost to a fault. I've gotten in my share of scuffles due to defending my friends. This kind of began to suck (especially around college age) because some of my friends began feeling compelled to start shit with others when they were with me because they knew I'd always have their backs. It was frustrating because I don't WANT to go out and get into fights...it's a pain in the ass and can be physically exhausting. I'd rather just be kicked back and chilling.

I've lost one fight in my entire life. I totally got my ass kicked one time (yes, TimBone...this answers your question from yesterday regarding my avatar). And it wasn't fair. I got in an argument with this thug type dude over some drunken-drama and his friend charged at me and grabbed my neck and my immediate response was to lateral drop him...so that's what I did. When I had him on the ground, I punched him twice. We were separated.

Immediately after this happened, I had a few people come up to me and say shit like, "dude rico, you better leave, I don't think you know who you just messed with, seriously, leave for your own safety man. He carries guns and shit, man." At the time, I was about 16 beers deep, 50 foot tall and nuke bomb proof and my dumb ass responded to them with, "ah, **** that! That dude seemed like a ****ing pussy. He'll need a bazooka to stop me!!! (derp...derp)"

Needless to say, 15 minutes or so later, this guy jumped me from behind with brass knuckles. I was hit twice in the back of the head and was knocked out when I turned around and took a shot to my jaw. This guy continued to beat me with brass while I was laying on the ground and his thug buddy ran over and began kicking me. I was knocked out for about 10 minutes. When I came to, there was this girl who I had been kind of talking to earlier who was holding my hand and hugging me. I was confused. My initial thought was, "what the hell? I didn't realize I was THIS drunk...I don't remember working my mack with this chick. When did this happen?" She kept saying shit like, "you're gonna be ok, sweetie." I'd nod back to her and say, "yeah, I'm pretty damn good, baby."

It wasn't until I grazed my upper lip with my tongue that things started coming back to me/piecing together. My lip was HUGE. The cloudy memory of feeling two thuds in the back of my head hit me like a ton of bricks and I was pissed. I began screaming and yelling, calling the dude out and was shaking with rage...in a frenzy, similar to the Ultimate freaking Warrior. One of my friends said he saw the guy put the brass back on, so he became afraid that I was going to get killed, so he and a couple other of my friends dragged me to his van to transport me to the hospital.

While I was sitting down in the van, those two cock-goblins jumped me AGAIN and slammed the door on my face. That didn't knock me out though. I remember looking back at them right before leaving and asking, "who the hell are you?" The guys were just like, "come on, mother****er! Bring it!" And we took off. It was at this point where my eye started bleeding profusely. Very weird feeling.

I ended up with a broken nose, broken cheek bone and they had to glue my eye-lid back together. Not cool.

Ironically, the next time I saw the primary culprit, was at a family reunion. I have a great-grandmother who had 16 children..14 of them girls who married into different last names. I have no idea who many of my cousins are. For this reason, every girl I've ever dated or fooled around with has had to pass my "who are your grandparents" test prior to proceeding with things. Anyways, this guy was freaking there. Turns out, our grandmothers are sisters. We are on good terms now. He told me he was all geeked out on meth the night he did that.

This is a pic of the damage:

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Now I have wife and children and a more clear sense of reality in terms of the negative impact that fighting can have on your future in terms of career aspirations and safety. It's just not worth it and needs to be avoided if possible. There are times where I really bite my tongue these days, but that's really my only option if I want to adequately provide for my family in the near and distant future. If I were to get in a fight now, it would be due to being provoked heavily...like defending my family or self-defense...shit like that.

I'd be surprised if one person read that post.

Tl; dr

I'm gonna kick your ass!!!!!!!! Arrrgggghhhhh!!!! :)

Billay!!! Get....to....the.....CHOPPA!!!!!

I read it. I generally handle more than a paragraph in one sitting.

I can drive that easy.

I sense a rematch featuring Dr. Death.


Question is can Jack catch the damned ball?

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You look like Guerrero after the NCAAs .

LMAO

I can see that... especially with the hair...his hair always seems to lay down that way.

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

c'mon!!! just bring it, bro!!!

Interesting note, he's really funny.


He'll also yell horrible things at you sometimes. It makes you better though. ROFL

Rico, I could also see Eric Tannenbaum with a weird haircut.

Phil is a legend in his own mind. He has this peculiar habit of bragging over things that nobody else on the face of the earth even cares about. I swear to Christ, P, nobody gives a shit that you once called Trent Green "TrINT Green" 12 years ago. It was funny enough to generate a 44 post thread. Congratulations. Why is that throw-away of a thread in the ****ing Hall of Classics? Is that really a classic thread? In Phil mother****ing Kloster's head? Yes. To anybody else in the world? Hardly.

Phobia is the kind of guy who will only befriend people who are a rung below him in status. If you make more money than him...are smarter than him...have a better goatee than him...drive a faster Camaro than him, etc., he's going to run you off. You see, the most important thing to Phil is to surround himself with people who admire him. That makes him feel important. By weeding the successful people out of his circle, he gets to wax poetic about how he "only drinks the finest domestic macro brews" without getting called on his bullshit.

Everyone knows a guy like this. He's the guy who has his buddies over for beers so he can "big time" them. He'll make a big show about how generous he is with his beer. Then, he'll come out with a frosted mug for himself. "Nothing beats a cold one after a softball double-header, right guys? Feel free to drink my beer, but only the big guy gets the frosty mug. You guys can fight over who gets the koozie." He's also the guy who takes the extra base and slides in beer league softball games.

So that's pretty much phobia. He'll read this and pretend that he thinks it's sort of funny (but could be better if...). He may even poke a little fun at himself just to show how self-deprecating he can be. He doesn't think it's funny, though. He's WAY funnier than me. Don't believe him? Just ask any of the slightly older, slightly fatter, slightly less successful friends, and they'll back him up.

Pros: If frazod really wants to live in someone's head, phobia is the one guy who might be able to squeeze his fat ass in. Didn't really rip off a customer like billay said he did on his Facebook page.

Cons: Has a bizarre goatee size to face size ratio. Isn't a goatee supposed to at least be wider than your lips? Talks about how good he is at eating pussy to anyone who will listen...That must be a "thing" for middle aged dudes with beer guts and goatees because he's not the only one who does that, but it just creeps me the **** out.

Outlook for 2014: Bans hootie for no good reason...2,000 post threads fighting about it litter the front page for weeks...hootie comes back...sun rises, sun set

This describes every Corvette owner I have ever met.

Damn, that looks like a shit load of shots to the noggin dude. Painful just looking at it.

Saul's roasts are comedy ****ing gold.

I'm sitting on my ass in the living room laughing my ass off to the entry on coffey.

God, coffey. Just, god.

Oh fo sho-ski, bro-ski.

Haha, that's cool. I honestly, wouldn't have guessed that about him and that kind of changes my perception of him a bit.

You by chance know Brandon Mason, Julian Feikert, Daniel Frishkorn or Nathan Morgan?

I've met mason and Dan.

I'm pretty biased towards Nathan.

I've also met Coleman Scott, Erisman, Espo, John Smith ( was equally funny),)foster.

An IL high school legend. All the IL dudes on my team would go on and on and on about ol' Naperville North's Eric Tannenbaum. He was a stud.

The most painful thing was when my mouth began to heal and I got a bunch of huge chancre sore type things in my mouth. That was awful. Hands down the most painful thing.

Worst eye I have ever had was from a fish hook from behind.

****er jerked me down by the eye ball then proceeded to grind away. was lucky to get up and still have an eye. But I reversed his position got to my feet. Pretty proud of that one. ****er had me in my face with one hand grinding away on my face. three gouges to the cheek and an eye that had no white for a month, other arm across the back of my neck. Got a hold of his hand on my face and shucked him.

Never been ko'd. Well without gloves on.
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[QUOzTE=rico;9765743]Oh fo sho-ski, bro-ski.



Haha, that's cool. I honestly, wouldn't have guessed that about him and that kind of changes my perception of him a bit.

You by chance know Brandon Mason, Julian Feikert, Daniel Frishkorn or Nathan Morgan?[/QUOTE]

I also met Hendricks briefly once at big 12s. Nice guy.

He had a really unique style for Michigan and his near side double was nasty.

I added one since then. Check the OP...it just got updated.

Brandon is a nice kid. Kind of goofy.

The worst ass-kicking my bro ever had in college was to Frishkorn. I believe he was majored by him. The kid kept hitting my bro with a tilt that he couldn't figure out how to defend. The kid racked up a ton of points with that.

My bro wrestled Nathan at Cadet Nationals in Fargo one year. It was the year after Morgan was champ. It got to the point where there were only 3 undefeated wrestlers in each pool and my bro and Morgan were 2 of them in 1 pool. My bro wrestled well against him. He beat him 5-2 or so, but then got beat by Christian Staylor and ended up with 4th place. I think Morgan placed 5th that year. My bro was beaten for 3rd and 4th by a kid named Mark McKnight. If I remember correctly, Staylor won it, Kephart 2nd, McKnight 3rd, bro 4th, Morgan 5th, Throckmorton? 6th...can't remember the rest. That was a fun bracket.

Man, Okie State has had some beasts over the years.

Ouch, dude. That had to have been awful.

Was scared for a second. Asked the first person there to open out and see of out was still there.

Night before Easter.
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It not out. Stupid phone
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Ive met nearly all the guys you listed in that bracket. Kephart and mcknight are awesome.

Rico, you going to the trials this weekend?

I was gonna say... McKnight is still wrestling. Always a shot with as weak as 55kg.

That was one of the first guys I really broke down on tape(literally) when i was young. With simmons bumping up, he's got chance to place top 6 imo. My buddies loved having him as a coach fwiw. I really wish he'd placed his Jr. Year. His match with troy was awesome.

It's Saul good sounds like its all good

McKnight was cocky as hell when we wrestled him at Fargo, but seemed pretty cool off the mat. Bro and Kephart were practice partners one summer.

Nah, I have to help slaughter a pig for my wedding reception. I'm not thrilled about it. I have never slaughtered a pig before and have never really wanted to. I like pigs. And I've also never eaten anything that I've "met" before as I have met this pig a few times, for it has been a staple at my parents' house for a month or so. To be honest, it will probably make the sandwiches taste worse to me.

My youngest bro is wrasslin' at Schoolboy nationals next week...in Utah. Then my 2nd to youngest bro will be wrasslin' at Fargo...those will probably be the last two events that I catch this year.

I can't imagine how weird of an experience that had to have been.

He did kind of have an underwhelming college career, but he's had some international success. He's not far behind the top 2 or 3 guys. Wouldn't expect him to win, but it is such a weak weight. I'm rooting for him.

The 74kg challenge bracket, on the other hand, is just sick. David Taylor, Trent Paulson, and Kyle Dake at the top, with Andrew Howe on the bottom ready to meet someone in the finals. Then the winner of that match gets to wrestle Burroughs in a best of three.

Holy shit.

Has Paulson ever met up with Dake or Taylor? If so, how'd it go?

That bracket is just sick.

Paulson beat Dake last year at the Olympic trials. They meet in the quarters tomorrow and the winner will likely get Taylor in the semis. Don't think Paulson/Taylor have met. I like these new rules, so I'm excited about this weekend. FILA junior trials on Sunday too.

Corrected, but your point still stands

The word of the day is elbows

I like macaroni.