You could learn a thing or two about post-whoring from us, Mr. "I've been here for four years and only have 7,000 posts" Guru.

Don't lie, you like it.

Nothing like responding to yourself.

You like it, and you know it.

Wh00?

What made work seem so long?

It's quality postwhoring. Something that you don't know how to do.

Yeah but I didn't start posting until Oct 2005.

I refuse to be a whore

I do that all the time. That's an old trick of the post-whore trade.

I had an exciting afternoon. I made a bouquet for a weding, and I got bit by a rat.

Many things. CC issues, drunk people, trying to get off of work in two weeks.

I knew there was a reason that I subject myself to this.

Biatch!!!!

Your and idiot.

Why? It's fun!

Poor rat. Did it get a rabies shot?

Oh yeah, I'll kick your ****ing ass.

What the hell is a weding anyway?

What a rat hole.

Bring it on mother****er. Better pack a lunch.

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Lame joke.


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This post was not intended to upset, offend, or be mean to the original poster.

Celebrity Deathmatch.

Damn typos!!! :banghead:

I call BS

LMAO

I'll rip your ****ing heart out and show it to you before you're dead.

ROFL

Are you Indiana Jones?

Oh wait, that was the freaky looking guy.

Should have made something up. We would

Okay...curious here.

When was the last time you had sex?


Sex = Intercourse with another living person.

What time is it?

ROFL Glad you defined that.

Ummmm, last Saturday morning when I got home from work.

3AM

Last thursday.

I just want to see who's gone the longest.

Are you asking someone in particular, or is this an impromptu poll?

about 5 or 8 days ago

Looks like I'm the winner.

Date and Time.

:spock:

Impromptu.


It's been four weeks and 2 days for me.

Must have been drunk on days 6 and 7.

I couldn't remember if it was before or after the kids were here

Generally it happens before the kids arrive.

I guess it would be Wednesday, January 31, 2007 at 10:30AM.

Sheesh, you beat me, and I'm married.

ROFL

Damn! Did you mark that on your calander?

Wow! Are you and Luv in the same room?

I don't get it very often and it was the week before my period. My period is next week (gotta love bc). It's was on a Tuesday night/Wednesday morning. I have a really good memory.

I'm lucky to remember the day let alone the time. sheesh!

:spock:

That long huh?

My alarm was set for 10AM, so he could get up, shower, and leave.

OMGTMI

BC good forgetting BC bad

Three times. :)

So who was the lucky planeteer?

:bravo::bravo::bravo:

Like anyone on here could go three times within about 8 hours.

Don't tell!!! joie may read this....I mean ..er..uh..... nevermind

Mmmm...biting my tongue on that one...

Only three times?

I was going to post but forget it now........

I guess I am old.

Don't worry. You have no idea how good I can be at keeping secrets.

Would we be concerned for the enjoyment of the lady? If not 3 times notta problem.

As long as it is not personal.....


:)

A-HA! It was someone from here!

The lady enjoyed it the first two times. The third time, she was still half asleep.

Oh please, you don't remember the old days when I talked about having a friend I see on average of once a month?

AHA!!!

You're time of the month is not considered sex.

I thought that was Aunt Flo

You only see Bob once a month?

LMAO

So the effort was in the first two times, it does not count if they fall asleep in my book.

Sounds like a visit is soon.