I was alluding to the "thin ice" comment directed at Hootie.

I don't see what GoChiefs being booted for a violation of the respecting the mods rule has to do with winning an argument with Hootie.

I wasn't trying to hide.

And fine. But I hardly ever seek you out...yet you constantly chime in and tell everyone how useless and how much of a lost cause I am.

Whatever it was I did to you in the past I apologize. If I knew such a ridiculous grudge would have developed I surely wouldn't have hit 'submit reply.'

Dude was permitted to come back a year early as long as he laid low. Would you term what he's doing as "laying low"?

I accept your apology. Let's move on.

Wasn't there a couple weeks there where his username was changed to "Thin Ice Hootie?"

You're dense.

He's saying I'm asking fair questions and instead of Phil answering them he is just deflecting them and threatening me with bans.

It's irritating but that's what happens when your moderating intent is attention.

Phil didn't post in this thread for several days. He did what he did yesterday for one reason. He doesn't like when I call him out on these things.

I'm a good poster. Phil doesn't like me. So now I face being banned again. Makes sense.

Fair enough. I'll ignore your attempts to get a rise out of me starting now.

I've been gone. It was father's day weekend, numbnuts.

Helluva start.

Hootie is a changed man!...... again.

77. Phobia

Phil is a legend in his own mind. He has this peculiar habit of bragging over things that nobody else on the face of the earth even cares about. I swear to Christ, P, nobody gives a shit that you once called Trent Green "TrINT Green" 12 years ago. It was funny enough to generate a 44 post thread. Congratulations. Why is that throw-away of a thread in the ****ing Hall of Classics? Is that really a classic thread? In Phil mother****ing Kloster's head? Yes. To anybody else in the world? Hardly.

Phobia is the kind of guy who will only befriend people who are a rung below him in status. If you make more money than him...are smarter than him...have a better goatee than him...drive a faster Camaro than him, etc., he's going to run you off. You see, the most important thing to Phil is to surround himself with people who admire him. That makes him feel important. By weeding the successful people out of his circle, he gets to wax poetic about how he "only drinks the finest domestic macro brews" without getting called on his bullshit.

Everyone knows a guy like this. He's the guy who has his buddies over for beers so he can "big time" them. He'll make a big show about how generous he is with his beer. Then, he'll come out with a frosted mug for himself. "Nothing beats a cold one after a softball double-header, right guys? Feel free to drink my beer, but only the big guy gets the frosty mug. You guys can fight over who gets the koozie." He's also the guy who takes the extra base and slides in beer league softball games.

So that's pretty much phobia. He'll read this and pretend that he thinks it's sort of funny (but could be better if...). He may even poke a little fun at himself just to show how self-deprecating he can be. He doesn't think it's funny, though. He's WAY funnier than me. Don't believe him? Just ask any of the slightly older, slightly fatter, slightly less successful friends, and they'll back him up.

Pros: If frazod really wants to live in someone's head, phobia is the one guy who might be able to squeeze his fat ass in. Didn't really rip off a customer like billay said he did on his Facebook page.

Cons: Has a bizarre goatee size to face size ratio. Isn't a goatee supposed to at least be wider than your lips? Talks about how good he is at eating pussy to anyone who will listen...That must be a "thing" for middle aged dudes with beer guts and goatees because he's not the only one who does that, but it just creeps me the **** out.

Outlook for 2014: Bans hootie for no good reason...2,000 post threads fighting about it litter the front page for weeks...hootie comes back...sun rises, sun sets

What exactly is he doing?

I still don't see what GoChiefs being banned for being naughty has to do with you or your questions.

Do you acknowledge that the mods, including Phobia, have been moderately lenient in letting you back after you were perma-banned? And, do you think that you have complied with the caveat of you staying under the radar as condition of that leniency.

Why should anyone ever have to "lay low" around here? If you think he's bad for ChiefsPlanet, or if he's breaking a rule that's not "don't hurt the mods' feelings," then ban him and be done with it forever.

He's not going to change. Most people around here find him at least mildly entertaining. If you don't and you think you know what's best, then be done with it.

All these veiled threats to punish him for relatively innocuous actions because he's been banned before are just silly.

By far your best work yet.

No, no, nevermind...it was "Short Leash Hootie," I think.

I try to do what I can to make peoples' lives easier.

And thank you for calling me handsome!!! (No Favreau)

Banned.

Your first paragraph contains some good, practical ideas. They should be used whether you live in the freedom of the USA or the oppressive political climate of North Korea. That doesn't make the USA and North Korea equally acceptable systems.

Other than that, you post was kind of dumb. Uncomplicated, but dumb.

That one had a little spite and wang in it.

Holy monkey. Theengz boutz 2 gitz 4 reelz uhgyn.

Think BOOM!!!

There was zero condition. I came back. I posted right away in a Halo thread. There was no secret hand shake.

and I don't care...

I never deserved to be permabanned. Everyone agreed.

The Dane incident proves me correct. Banning me is for vendetta only. If it happens, it happens. But if you think I should thank someone for not rebanning me it's not happening.

I disagree with how you see it. But I'm not going to quit my mod job over it.

I'm pretty sure that Phobia said that the mods (plural) knew that you came back as a mult and allowed you to remain (in violation) if you behaved. Were you not warned to behave?

I don't know what your career is, but from what I've gathered, you began as a hotel clerk and have worked up from there? Could be way off.

Anyways, honest question. If that is the case, if someone were to work as a hotel clerk 3rd shift, would they likely be able to study (for school) on the job??

I don't mind delivering pizzas while pursuing my RN. It's better money than people generally think. However, I become painfully embarrassed when I deliver pizzas to people I know and catch the vibe that they tip me well out of sympathy. Especially people I graduated with when I attained my BA.

Ugh. :(

I don't know about thanks, but I think a little humility might not hurt.

I've never been a hotel clerk.

Oh, ok.

Hootie is a fine upstanding young man. I don't care what anybody says.

Wow, how often do we agree? I essentially said the same thing last night.

Wrong.

I've been a productive member on this board for years. I was wrongfully banned because of a personal vendetta. I served around 12-18 months (approximately).

There will never be an apology or humility from me ever again. I shouldn't have to beg to be here. I'm a good poster. The consensus would agree at at least an 80% clip.

The only reason for me to be rebanned would be because of a vendetta. If ChiefsPlanet is moderated for attention now then so be it.

I'll never apologize for anything after the DaneMcCloud incident. Never. That was ridiculous.

Eh, it's been a drain on my enjoyment of CP for a long time now.

but to answer your question

yes

if you worked the overnight you would run the audit, maybe have to set up the breakfast in the AM, and you would have plenty of downtime to study

our night audit has a god damn degree in engineering but he's too fat and lazy to do anything with it

great employee though...

Heh. Zero conditions? Like we were going to make an agreement with you. You've proven to last, like 10 whole seconds in the past. Here's what was said in the mod forum the moment you were outed - "The Return Of Hootie
I see he is back as Capt Tasty Cheeks


I have a feeling this won't end well in the long run, he will end up getting shit-canned and epic board butt hurt will ensue.

With that being said and against my better judgment, I'm willing to give him a shot and see what happens, as long as he can keep his head out of his anal flow hole. "

Guess who said that?

Sucks but best wishes.

Like I said, it wouldn't hurt.

I was outed? I made it pretty evident. I wasn't hiding. I feel like I served more than enough time for any wrongdoing I may or may not have ever done.

The entire board has had fun with this thread. It's the offseason. Like Saul said...this thread is getting nearly 300 posts a day.

It's a time killer. Big deal. Who am I hurting?

This reminds me of hunger games where the leaders (phobia) want to kill (ban) the contestants (saul), but they can't because the people love what they are doing.

Wow. So now you just decide what you're going to do and not do whenever you damn well please? Did your father ever put his foot down at your home?

Fine outstanding man, I thought you were through with this thread? I remember you saying so and I truly believe you to be a man of your word. However,there is that contradiction. Can you please clear it up since I am so dumb?

Never really had any issue with Saul. He gets pushy when we punch moderator buttons he doesn't understand but other than that, he's fine.

YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT AND YOU HATE HIM

YOU KEEP THE PEOPLE DOWN LIKE THE HUNGER GAME DISTRICTS

YOU MAKE DAFACE EAT BERRIES

Not sure what's weirder, the fact that you believe that he can't do what he pleases, or you're implication that you're his father here.

Sorry. I'm trying to remember exactly how that movie went so I can play along properly but I'm at a loss.

I'm not even going to try to figure out what you typed here until you sort out the difference between your and you're.

BERRIES!

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__..._382Pyxurz.jpg

Why in the world would you think that Hootie can do whatever he wants here? Or, any other member for that matter.

Spoiler Tags Mother ****er!

Free country damn it! Life, liberty, and the right to post on CP/ Patteau

:spock:

Oh, not anything. There's clearly defined rules here.

LMAO

Yes, there are. And it seems pretty clear that the mods actually bent them quite a bit by allowing Hootie to return.

I've changed my mind: yes, Hootie, you should actually be gracious, thankful and humble considering the leniency you've been given.

JUST LIKE THE PEOPLE IN HUNGER GAMES SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT THEY ARE STILL ALLOWED TO LIVE

When dealing with kstater, remember he's like patteeu, only stupid and non-political.

SO WHAT IF HE SPAMMED THE BOARD WITH GAY PORN HOW DARE YOU BAN HIM YOU FASCIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feel free to point me to where I disagreed with a banning for that reason.

He spammed the board with gay porn? Wow. What else has he done with which I'm unaware?

If there are others, I'm starting to understand the issue.

A little humility along with a splash of politeness will get you far. I don't ask anybody to kiss my ass, call me sir, or any other ridiculous thing. I do expect to have people be cordial to me when I have the mod hat on. When we're just BSing about random crap everywhere else on the board, have at it. Don't really care. Look at whathisnuts - kid who collected money and paid for the banners... he hates me. Trashes me every opportunity. Never been banned or even moderated to the best of my recollection. He understands when he can get away with it and when he can't. Hootie just goes from broke all the time. Kinda dense...

Q

I don't like macho stuff either, buy I also don't like to be disrespected.

And I'm definitely mentally deficient.

some people just like violence at times, not me though.
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Sorry but that is some pussy shit.

Never been in court over a fight. Not once. Most people understand if they get it they deserved it.
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Not true at all. Maybe if you beat up a pussy.
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fighting is for homos

That's pretty much what you are doing on CP constantly. It was a metaphor idiot.

A close friend of mine just got sued and received a misdemeanor because he threatened to kick a guy's ass in a bar, in which it was recorded on videotape. He had a glass in his hand, which for whatever reason, made it assault with a deadly weapon.

It's a very litigious world we live in.

horrible metaphor

you embarrass me

you get into a serious bar fight...you get arrested...and you get charged

I don't know where else I would get into a fight at...

Says the guy who grabbed another man's junk to avoid getting in a fight.

You go, girl.

I kept him out of jail. He sent me a Christmas card.

I speak from experience. I don't talk about all the shit I do on here, people would call bs, but hell I had a couple guys start shit outside a bar several months ago and one lost a couple teeth.

Police showed and they, the assholes, wanted to file charges. police laughed at them. I'm pretty well known around here as a guy that will have more fun than anyone but don't **** with me. if they get it they deserved it. Hell all the bar owners in town love it when I'm around. usually the only prior that will get out of line are the out of towners, and that doesnt last long.

Oh and I grounded myself over the teeth incident. I felt bad.


I could tell some get stories.
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I call shenanigans.

Again, that's the only place it happens for me. I like to have a good time.

Come in and have fun and we will all be good. Don't and you are leaving. Try to throw and get ****ed up.

I'm not scared to let someone throw. First one isn't getting me. And I'm good at giving then that try it look. Assholes don't like that. Then we can throw down and they can leave while I go finish my drink.

Come visit some time. We can hit the bars and you can let every one tell you the stories.

heck I told a guy to gtfo not too long ago and he threw his hands up and this old lady told him he didn't want to do that.

she told him I sure don't look the part but I would **** him up.

he left. I kept pounding drinks
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You know, most of the shit you do isn't a big deal. You're basically a loudmouth drunk douchebag. No big deal. I was in the Navy - it's not like I haven't done, and been surrounded by people who have done, much of the same shit you do. Or worse. But none of them were pussies. The one thing I cannot abide about you is that you are a despicable ****ing coward, and incredibly wear it as some sort of badge of honor. You're an anti-man.

A guy who ponders posting a picture of his slutty girlfriend's bloody cumstain doesn't get to claim he's above fighting because he's more enlightened than the rest of us.

You're just a pussy. It's not cool. It's not funny. It's just lame.

Go ahead Hootie. Call it what you want.
like someone else said you tell your stories. Others tell mine
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Well, with all due respect, that may fly where you live but it doesn't where I live (or in any other metro area). If someone loses a tooth, someone's getting sued.

These types of situations are why I carry Umbrella insurance because if something were to ever go down, I couldn't risk losing everything because of some joker.

I do have that saved on my phone. She's like a waterfall.

:shake:

Meh.

In my experience people who are proud because they beat someone up are generally not very intelligent people.

I hang out with some dudes that want to fight every night. They are all pretty stupid. They work at a gym, so it makes sense.

Hell Hootie if we were friends you would be ten times worse. You would know of you had someone coming at you they would get ktfo. You would be more insufferable than you are know
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