I'll stay for awhile. No hurry since I can sleep late. Next week is gonna be a bitch. 5 ten hour days in a row so I can have a three day weekend.

That's one way to look at it. :PPL:

Is that Helen Keller?

Thats the Astronaut that drove 850 miles in her diapers.

Motorhead, on the other hand, sucks.

Yeah, I couldn't tell by the image path. The fact that it had her name in it was confusing for me.

"Houston, we have a problem. Vos' sarcasm meter seems to be stuck on 0."

Is that the new ad to appeal to younger people? Multiple uses for the adult diaper...

ROFL

I am a lil off kilter tonight

I don't like CU or their coach, but this audio clip is amusing

http://web.dailycamera.com/audio/0207hawkins.mp3

You've left my area of expertise then.

Absolutely!not any diaper can withstand multiple defecations in one sitting over 850 miles..;)

Someone needs to photoshop the mug shot face onto that.

It's a laptop and a cellular Internet card. I can get the Intarweb anywhere my boss wants me to.


:(

It's on the diaper box..look closer..

Wonder if she had any Desitin for the diaper rash. :shake:

Huh. "My Goddess" by "The Exies" is a pretty decent song.

You need to hear the clip I just posted of Dan Hawkins :)

Dan has some issues with his team.

bump

I have to make sure this thread is at the top of the page, thought it's not one of my duties in the Evil Triumvirate. I think it should be done anyway.

That's the great part of being in an Evil Triumvirate. You can do s**t for no reason and you don't even have to explain yourself.

Here's a poll about Barbaro I think we can influence :LOL:

http://forums.kentucky.com/n/mb/mess...te=Change+Vote

Btw, a legitimate newspaper is posing that question :shake:

Do you believe in UFOs?

http://tcgnews.com/santiagotimes/ind...58&topic_id=15

Yeah, I think we need to fix that. .

The ugliest-ass baby rhino you may ever see

It's so ugly it's cute.

OK this is a bunch of crap, I'm spamming up the no vote but the totals aren't changing.

Ok, I'm off to bed. Catch you losers tomorrow.

Pussy

This makes the rhino look beautiful. Coming to a car dealership near you in 2008. I'd like to see those slimy car salesmen try to convince somebody to buy this POS.

http://autos.yahoo.com/articles/auto...cross-the-pond

Looks like the car the chick drives in DaVinci Code.

I hope whoever buys that thing enjoys getting passed by everyone because that car is a 3-cylinder.

And then theres all the pointing and laughing as they go by.

It's really too bad we have no alcohol.

Who is "we"?

We as in there is no alcohol in this house. Acesn8s won't be home for another hour. I could be good and hammered by then. :p

You need to plan ahead better.

It's not often I want to get drunk. Last time was about two months ago.

Is Ace bringing booze home with him?

nope, what time do the bars close in Kansas?

It would be easier and less expensive if you just went to the store and got something, especially if you want a mixed drink.

True. We'll probably just stay home anyway. It's really too bad. I'm in the mood for a fuzzy navel or 5.

Good lord. The people in the room next to me have been fucking for about an hour and a half.

Only?

Well, it really shouldn't take that long.

Maybe he just needs a little extra time.

That would be a new one.

Good evening.

I was wondering if you would show up.

How was your first night so far?

Pretty good. I set some people straight a couple hours ago and things have gone smoothly.

I'm amazed that the walls in this place are so "thin."

Where are you staying now?

San Diego Hyatt.

Knock on the door and offer them some Vitamin B.

Heh. They're fighting now. Good thing, too. I was starting to get a bit "anxious," if you know what I mean.

Beats the **** out of me, I live in Nebraska.

Damn, that sucks.

What's a UNAW?

Depends on which part of Nebraska. Omaha is a nice city.

Not if you're driving there...

I think it's unnamed attention whore

GoChiefs. I've yet to figure out the acronym either.

Seriously what the **** is UNAW? My money is on GoChiefs.

I've driven to Lincoln and it was an easy drive.

Like it's any different from Kansas.

Did you know that the Egyptians made the first condoms in human history? Made out of papyrus.

Odd.

I felt a strong and building urge to throw myself under the front of the vehicle after the 1,000,000th ear of corn and absolutely no change in elevation...

Have you ever driven across the state?

That's how I like it.

Have you ever driven through Iowa?

One time I drove from Ocean City, MD to Baltimore, MD. It was about a 4 hour drive. Thats the longest drive I've ever driven. I'm a road n00b.

No. I will say driving in Lincoln isn't easy, especially for someone who doesn't live there.

What's not easy about driving in Lincoln?

At least Kansas has sunflowers.

There wasn't much traffic when I drove to Lincoln, so it was pretty easy.

You said it "driving in Lincoln isn't easy."

Figuring out where certain steets are. It's easy to miss a turn.

Driving across the state on I-80 is pretty boring, although we do allow driving up to 75 MPH for no extra charge.

I actually meant driving to Lincoln was easy. Things changed when we got there.

Do you drive in strange cities often? I used to get nervous doing that. Now, I just have fun.