damned straight. A pastrami on rye with spicy mustard from Katz's.

i'd share one of these with you

i could be a friend to you

In honor of KT first TD as a Chief I’d like to bless you in a special CP way.


You’re the only guy in this thread who stuffs a fish in his ass so people won’t think you’re pussy stinks. I’d rather have hope solos butthole pic as my Home Screen and let my preacher borrow my phone ,than read any more of your words.


I stand a little corrected…I saw Zach was here and he’d probably eat that fish when you’re done with it.

Sorry to break it to you mate but your god doesn't exist and if he did, he would cringe at your poor attempt at crass humour. The fact that you're afraid of what a snake oil salesman wearing a dress thinks about your perversions is quite funny though.

Take that back or I will fart in your mothers cooter until she belches your full name loud enough for the neighbors to think you’re grounded.

I saw that too.

Have we signed this piece of diamond-toothed sweetie-blood to a long-term deal yet? :kc:

If he scores more than one TD in the Super Bowl here in AZ in February I'm changing all my C's to K's until the start of training camp 2023.

Honestly nobody disputed his talent and that he could play. 2 games, so far so good. Him turning into a complete shithead odds have dropped significantly imo. Patrick Mahomes is the leader of men.

That's....vivid.

i thought you were crazy but...hang on...this requires a 4k upscale

Hopefully it was just his glove. I thought I saw him shaking his finger like he jammed or dislocated it.

When he gets a little more familiar with the playbook and Juju and Mecole get healthy look at the toys we for Mahomes to play with:

Kelce
JuJu
Toney
MVS
Mecole
McKinnon
Watson
Pacheco
Gray
Fortson
Moore

Pretty crazy

In the pass game with McKinnon coming out of the backfield and Kelce at tight end with Juju, Hardman and Toney at receiver I genuinely dont know how you stop that.

Ok…. I was just trying to make amends for being kind of a dick to you. But whatevs. Enjoy the ride, dickhead. Go get buggered, and **** off ****.

ENHANCE

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">ENHANCE: Kadarius Toney took time to adjust his gloves mid-route before Mossing those poor Jaguars today. <a href="https://t.co/5HlDK1heCy">pic.twitter.com/5HlDK1heCy</a></p>&mdash; Kali Mahomes (@ClayWendler) <a href="https://twitter.com/ClayWendler/status/1591995826175606784?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 14, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Why you wanna diss Pacheco like that??