I guess what I'm trying to say is...

I must be doing pretty good around here if the only thing people seem to have on me is some fictional job they've made up for me and then somehow use that to show how much better they are than me IRL

because apparently they can't match my online prowess...or something

I'm not sure. I realize in terms of yearly income I'm probably in the 50 percentile on this website...which is fine. I realize I don't make a lot right now. It's a new career (with career being the key word).

...but I'm also single, with little debt (car payment), and zero responsibility.

and I can understand how some may envy that.

I'm hoping that's the next step.

Why does it always have to be you to question my decisions? Are you my mother? He was banned from one stupid thread and he knows why. I know. He knows. The other mods know. Other than that, it's really none of your business. That's the way that's going to go. I don't have a problem discussing permabans or lengthy bans of regulars at length but I have no comment otherwise. He needs to pull up his big-boy britches and learn from it and the rest of you need to butt out for minor slaps to the wrist.

You go through life like a bitch, you might as well get ****ed like one.

Oh, secret rules applied in secret. You clearly have nothing to hide.

You meet an asshole in the morning...you met an asshole. You meet assholes all day...you're the asshole.

You sure seem to meet a lot of assholes.

It's simple. Phil likes the attention. He gets the most when he ****s with me or Clay...and then he blames it on us...and people like Bearcat will be like, "yeah!"

He'll never admit it. But that's just 100% truth. He plays 'dad' for attention. I'd love for him to just accept my simple truce where I'll accept a permaban and never, ever, ever come back if I mention him as long as he stops mentioning me or posting about me unprovoked.

So simple. Don't talk about me, I don't talk about you. If I ever mention Phil without Phil mentioning me first I get permabanned. I'd agree in a second.

Phil? He refuses. Because he doesn't want to lose the attention I get him when he enters my thread and starts 'poking' me so he can fill some void in his life he pretends he doesn't have.

LMAO

Agreed.

Nothing secret about it. In fact, the entire thing was rehashed in the last 30 posts on this thread. It wasn't anything major but it was clearly an infraction. But it's none of your business. It's my business. It's Clay's business. It's the mod team's business. Not yours. I'm not inclined to spend my day explaining myself to you, saul good, and hootie over a slap on the wrist. If you have a problem with that, PM Kyle, report the post, or else shut up.

I told you exactly what happened. Donger posted that 'RESPECT THE MODS' thing...and Clay posted a .gif of Oprah laughing. That was it. Somehow that breaks a CP rule.

....but calling someone with a special needs child a reerun breeder is fair game.

Poor Frazod. Posting day and night on Chiefs Planet just trying to find that rush he got from the old days.

An infraction of what? Do we have a no Oprah rule?

?

It doesn't matter what you have NOW. It matters what you will have when you eventually want to stop working (or you can no longer work). I'm not scolding you, I'm just saying that it would be a really good idea if you took some of that disposable income and built yourself a nice little retirement account. I know a lot of people that get cash income don't.

Well - we should if we don't.

you're always the center of controversy

you banned Clay for filter evasion when fan favorite NZoner evades the filter in every other post he posts

that was probably the first ever filter evasion ban to every happen to a regular, or to a guy who wasn't spamming porn

and you did it because of your vendetta against Clay

before that big controversy, no one would have ever been banned for filter evasion who wasn't doing it to be 'spammy'...

why can't you just admit you do these things for attention and for these reactions? I mean, are you joking? Do you really expect anyone to believe you are just 'moderating for the good of the board'?

No, you're not. That much was evident when you permabanned me and 95% of the people who voted on whether or not I should be banned voted no.

and why Ari Chiefs, a person who I started a thread against calling him out for being an awful human being after sabotaging a fantasy baseball league, didn't post for 9 months in protest of my banning...

you moderate for attention...you don't moderate for the 'good of the board'...the board you built, apparently

I've put money in my ROTH every year and my company has an ESOP which you're fully vested in after 5 years

There is nothing macho about it. Its called crossing a line of respect.

I am also certain that you personally wouldn't continually call someone a pussy to their face if you knew they had the power to blast you because you know you would deserve whats coming.

People that continually heckle and challenge certain mods are going to get blasted on occasion.

You don't think Clay was trying to push Phil's buttons? Why should anyone have to put up with that if they don't have to?

Is this really what you took from that?

I'm sorry none of the old guard likes you anymore, Zackipoo. But it's not our fault you degenerated into a vile ****.

If that's really all it was, it's a perfect example of how that rule is just a fig leaf for Phobia (or any other mod) to hide behind when they punish a poster they have a bias against. Lame.

Because "most liked" was what I have been going for around here.

You are the one who is here every waking moment. This is your world that you find important. I am just mocking you in it.

Wow that surprises me. I didn't know that...that's cool. You are a waiter, right?

Phil doesn't need to post in a thread he has called a 'train wreck'.

I've asked Phil for a truce. A truce where neither of us acknowledge the other.

He refuses to accept.

Why do you think that is?

No.

He would if he had two big guys to hide behind.

it was

Clay PM'd me and I remembered the post. I hate .gif posting so hopefully Phil made a new rule about .gifs and that's why he was banned from the thread.

If that's the case, kudos kPhobia.

I tihnk fighting is ridiculous. This isn't 1960. It's 2013. Go ahead, fight me. Have fun in court.

Pizza delivery driver.

I'm so confused.

busboy

Clay PM'd you? How did that go? "Phil is picking on me again. Please help." You two are pathetic peas in a pod. I'm out for a while. Enjoy "your" thread, Hootie.

The moderators on this board participate as members here too and many of them frequently get involved in the same disrespectful exchanges most of the rest of the board does. There's nothing wrong with that. But why should they have a shield to hide behind when no one else does?

And.....

Most young people have no idea how their personal/financial world can change in just the blink of an eye. It all seems so cozy and nice and in one split second any event can change that.

I know people who, 20 years ago, described themselves just like Hootie is doing. And in one fell swoop their whole world/financial strait changed.

Enjoy it now, but never think that you have it made. Plan for the worst and hope for the best.

I didn't PM him back. This is what it said:

LOL

I got removed from the thread due to abuse for posting this:

http://i.imgur.com/moaQPtq.jpg

That was it.

It went well.

It was? Damn, I guess that hasn't really worked out for you, has it? Yeah, I made some good friends here and like to interact with them. Crazy, I know.

You seem really angry today, Zachipoo. Did your hand tell you that it wants to see other people?

thank you for handing down that life lesson

Is everybody in college this much of a pussy? Is this the norm?

It helps when you don't have to actually be around you in person that much at all I am sure.

But hey...85k. Damn. Life is made of decisions I suppose.

Here is my thought on bannings:

It's simple...ready?

DaneMcCloud called someone that has a special needs child a 'reerun breeder'.

He was not banned.

Therefore, bannings should not exist on this site.

The end.

I didn't understand either, though I suppose your post is still factually accurate.

2013 man. Get into a fight...you go to jail. You get charged. You pay thousands of dollars.

Enjoy your fight. Hope the guy really deserved it.

May I please have my thread posting privileges back. Ive made one thread that didn't even break any rules, just "frowned upon" in my 7 years on this site. Thank you and God bless.

Hmmm

Everyone is treated fairly, but not everyone is treated the same.

I don't give a **** that Clay was banned from this thread. It's not like he can't log out and still read it. Whatever.

I just think it's funny Phil refuses to agree to a simple truce and also refuses to admit he moderates for attention and reaction rather than moderate for 'the good of the board'...which, by all accounts, that's 'all he cares about.'

Yeah.

Right.

hey now, you've got quite a few posts too...

He was banned. The owner of the site lifted his ban after one day because he was conducting a social experiment on another matter for his own amusement. You should probably not comment on things you don't know or have factually twisted to suit your agenda.

Not a life lesson....just a general comment. It's pretty easy to see that you have it all down pat so I didn't direct my comment to you. You know it all, have it all, and don't need advice.

Come see me in 10 years when I am retired, playing golf and enjoying life. Hopefully that great big nest egg you are building won't be hit by a paternity suit, an unscrupulous investor, and some other catastrophic life event.

Stupid.

If that didn't warrant a banning, nothing has ever warranted one. That was the equivalent of going into a prayer thread and shitting all over it...like explosive shit.

I would never even THINK of going that low.

Yeah, you've.... barely posted here at all. LMAO

he wasn't banned for that comment

he was banned for filter evasion I believe...I remember. I was there. You admitted he wasn't banned for that comment.

You're ridiculous. At least I know I'm immature. What's your excuse? You're a father and an adult. At least I have an excuse.

There you are... still commenting on things you don't understand and weren't there to know about. But if you post about it enough, maybe that will make it true.

Oh I was there.

I was outraged that I was permabanned for something that wasn't really ban worthy and DaneMcCloud got a free pass for saying the most awful thing I've ever read in my 14 years of being on message boards.

And I've read awful, disgusting, low things...some of which I have posted.

Thanks. Sorry for calling you a ****. :D

That is the thing that is funny. I have posted an embarrassingly large amount of posts here it is crazy...sort of makes me cringe. And even with that...it doesn't even begin to compare with you.

Basically from the amount of time you spend here and the content of your posts your life sounds absolutely terrible. Like "I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy" boring and sad.

So is it safe to say this is the biggest, most drama-filled thread in the history of this board?

You waited a reasonable amount of time, made a polite, reasonable request. We're not unreasonable people, contrary to what is said sometimes.

Why do you lump everyone in with you?

You and Flopnuts moderate for attention...the others don't. Most of the time. At least Flopnuts can admit that.

there is not a single other moderator who would have even thought to consider banning Clay from this thread for responding to Donger's post with that .gif

agreed Phil?

anyways, I fully expect you to keep ignoring this REASONABLE request (since you're so REASONABLE, after all)...

but let's truce it

you don't mention me or post about me

I don't mention you or post about you

The end.

Deal?

Its not complicated, its called life. Life isnt fair and the ability to figure out how to navigate life succefully by knowing what to do and not to do and what to say and not to say to specific people is part of it.

I mean if you don't like the fact you cant rag the mods all to hell without a little smack now and then you can always hit the street.

Again, its not complicated.

Think of it as one guy pisses in your yard day after day. Eventually the homeowner gets pissed off and punches the pisser(or in your case calls the cops). Another guy comes by that's never pissed in your yard before and you let it slide, but pisser #1 that you punched is pissed off because you didn't punch pisser #2 because he never did it before. You and Clay piss in yards day after day and you actually take pride in it where Nzoner never pissed in anyone's yard before, but had one time offense of pissing apologized for it and moved on. You don't see the difference?

Things just aren't done in a vacuum and this isn't a court of law although I think things aren't done in a vacuum in there either. I'd defer to DJ on this one, but I would think the guy that looks like a douche gets a stiffer sentence then the guy that looks like a nice guy that made a bad choice.

It's just you man. You like to enjoy all the positives of your personality, but don't want to accept that there are also draw backs to it as well. People like you for being a douche and people are going to dislike you for being a douche and they aren't going to cut you any slack. That's life.

How many times have I explained to you that you're on thin ice this thread, Hootie? Are you really going to continue to push your luck? You should probably just back off and let pat and saulg fight your battle.

I guess it would be - if I was in my 20s and alone. Take a bow, loser.

By the way, I'm sort of confused here - are you trying to white knight somebody, or is it just your special time of the month?

I don't believe it's truly safe to say that.

Evidently, in the days before I was terribly active, CP was something of a roman orgy with posters banging other posters...who turned around and started banging other posters. Then some of them ended up married or something and shit just got weird.

So I doubt this is the most drama-filled thread in the history of the board. Unless we find out that the real source of the tension between Phobia and Hootie is that they made eye-contact while making Clay into a Chinese finger trap.

Because that's just awkward as hell.

Wrong again.

I have always been a less offensive version of Dane as a poster. Dane crosses line after line after line and it's fine...it's Dane. It's ChiefsPlanet.

If you're trying to act like Dane should get a free pass for saying the most awful thing ever said on this board then fine. But don't pretend he has always been innocent and I always begged to be banned.

Because that's ridiculous. Dane has been way more controversial than me over the years. It's not close.

You're dumb. And wrong. Mostly dumb though.

It's a harmless debate Phil.

Why do you refuse to truce? I'm making a reasonable request. I've enjoyed this thread, and so has everyone else apparently.

You're ruining it for me. I'd like a truce. That's my reasonable request. You leave me alone, I'll pretend you no longer exist.

Why do you refuse to agree? That's as reasonable as it gets.

So, you don't understand that rule.

Goddamn you are one whiny bitch.

Yes Dane used to be more offensive than you and may still have a moment or 2 now and then.

You are just a constant ****ing whine bag that doesn't know when to stop or shut the **** up.

ROFL

You are bad at reading intentions and tone.

Just to be clear...because I know you are not a smart guy..

I have been laughing at you. Watching you yearn for the days of old when this place had a few people that liked you. It meshes well with your "I thought we were friends" tantrum you once threw over someone unfriending you on Facebook.

No worries though. I might be in the same boat if friends on a message board were the only friends I could get as well. Tough break man.

Different strokes, different folks. Get over it.

I refuse to agree because I'm no longer in 8th grade. Truce? Really? You want to get along with me then do it. I'm not in a position where I have to seek out truces with morons. It's not that hard to get along with me. Just do the opposite of whatever you've been doing the past month. Do what you did the first couple months when you registered a new account. I knew the day you signed up for a new account. If I'm really that anti-Hootie, why are you still here? You can't really follow a simple logic-picture.

I understand the rule and the need for it. I don't understand why it should be used as a way of winning an argument when people ask perfectly reasonable questions.

LMAO

You become more bitch-like every time you lash out at me, Zackipoo. It is because you're now so fat that your tiny little dick is more of an inny than an outie? It's hilarious that you seized on this one single post to renew some old diatribe that nobody cares about but you. I just cited an example of things on this board better than this bitchy thread. Talking about the old days would be better - nobody seems to mind that but you. Discussing the new Superman movie with Guru last night was better, too. Talking about guns in the gun thread is better, as well. Lots of things are. You going to cry about them, too?

Oh, and, just in case anybody believes your lying bullshit - I defriended and blocked you when I determined that you are an emotionally unstable vag. I see nothing has changed.

He was there. His story is consistent with what us non-mods were allowed to know at the time. Of course, with this secret moderation that takes place... Well, I guess that's a problem of your own making.

I guess I missed the question(s) which GoChiefs asked.

tl;dr