I know that's right.

The Phobia roast...holy ****. Easily the post of the year. Great stuff.

That post shits on all other posts made this year like it's trying to crawl into Hootie's bed.

It's art.

16. JASONSAUTO

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DON'T ever take your car into this hack! Dumbass won't even ****ing Jew his customers.

He clearly doesn't know the first thing about business, and if he doesn't know the first thing about business, he can't know about his own business, and if he can't know about his own business, how the hell do you expect him to figure out why your check engine light is on?

He probably doesn't even touch the ****ing cars, because he's too busy being a douchebag silent mercenary type who operates by his own code of ethics and no one else's. Every other story this guy tells about his life involves punching dudes, threatening to punch dudes, and what happened to him when he didn't punch dudes. It's ****ing annoying is what it is. I should have put up a gif of Scrappy Doo. That would have been way more apt.

Come to Jason's Auto Repair! Where sweatshop labor conditions equal customer satisfaction!

Days when you need a swift exit from Hootie's clutches.

The OP has Sandbox Simulations Syndrome.

Wait, that might have been a little extreme...

LMAO LMAO LMAO

Guy has entirely too many "I'm not trying to brag but I'll beat your ass" posts.

LMAO

How did this Dbag get ranked so high? :spock: This list has jumped the shark. Kind of a lame roast but perfect for this lame ass reerun. :doh!:

Because he seems like a mean dude, but he's still loveable for some reason.

MOHillbilly-ish maybe

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He doesn't even seem like a bad dude. I've seen him offer car advice and hangouts to several people on the board.

I'm just saying that bragging about how he grew up on the wrong side of the tracks and "people looking my way when a tough guy starts making a scene at my local watering hole" stories are played out.

I... don't really feel like writing a roast tonight. In light of the news of Eric Berry's diagnosis.

We're still finishing this thing, though. Only 15 names left.

Don't blame you dude

15. The Bad Guy

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I'm not going to go for the obvious "insider" joke. The Bad Guy has been too good to this place. Besides, that joke has been attempted before, and I don't have an Orioles forum that I can run to for protection if things get too out of hand. So I guess we'll just live on with The Bad Guy having us all fooled.

That being said, there's no reason why we can't make educated guesses as to the identity of the source, is there? It shouldn't be too hard. We need a guy who has basically been with the team for as long as this forum has been around. And I really doubt that Concessions Stand Employee #24 is privy to that kind of team access. So we can probably eliminate a few hundred names there.

The source in recent years has been the most active in feeding information during regime changes (Carl -> Pioli; Pioli -> Reid/Dorsey). He also has apparent information about draft boards, since we were fed the "updates" on the Chiefs #1 overall pick. So again, I'm thinking this is a person around a lot of heavy decisions.

I have no clue from this list who most of these people are, and the ones I can recognize don't fit the longevity description of the source.

Except for two people.

Clark Hunt. Given that The Bad Guy is just some asshole, I fail to see how he has ever made any kind of meaningful connection to the Hunt family where he could rattle off an e-mail asking for inside information, and they would totally let him in on sensitive secrets.

And there's one other guy.

Bob Moore. Rufus Dawes.

That's our guy. That's the insider who let us know this stuff before everybody else did.

Don't believe me? Think my reasoning ****ing sucks? Well suck on this little nugget:

I've got a guy I've known for years who is close to The Bad Guy family and friends network who doesn't want to be identified, and he can confirm that Rufus Dawes is The Bad Guy's source.

I ****ing knew it! Rufus Dawes at last revealed.

I'm not anywhere worthy of being this high or even at all. Good job.


And I'm not trying to brag, but I'll beat someone's ass.ROFL